The EU is a lot healthier now! Brexit took 75% off the european obesity rate.

And the winner of this year's Darwin Award is...

There's a rat in mi pantry what am I gonna do? There's a rat in mi pantry what am I gonna go? I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fix that rat. And it's not a ram air turbine. Air India flight grounded after 'scores of rats' discovered on plane http://www.independent.co.uk/inco...

The problem is that economy pax got a shower without paying for it. The DYKWIA snobs at flyertalk were mightily pissed off when they found out the unwashed masses in cattle class got washed for free.

Don't forget to shoot some pics of delamination and battery fires.

It's an Airbus!

It's a Boeing!

It's a Flying Dutchman!

Those batteries better burn slowly then.

Nothing special here. Tails and rudders have been flapping on hinges since before you were born. As long as you don't fishtail them...

No, no, no, looking after Sir G's health one is. One would not have him in bad health, what with his new job and all. One would rather sacrifice own. Per You're way too old for that, Ancient M. I'm sure you're aware that alcohol dehydrogenase levels deteriorate with age. G, send me the bottles befo...

wasn't she more into el salsicha blanco?

Not if the whale was already dead before you hit it with your boat.

Well, maybe it doesn't matter if you're from a place where they bury dead fish until they've rotten to a stink before they eat 'em.

Sticks on the sides, keypads and throttles in the middle, most people are right handed, some are left handed. Left/right-handed cockpit crew combos come in every flavor mathematically possible. So what happens if - ergonomics-wise - it would make more sense for the captain to take the right seat and...

a third of a sloth's bodyweight is taken up by stored urine and faeces, making their stomach and bowel contents extremely heavy.

Sounds like your average AD.com regular with over 200 posts. Full of shhh.

Long version: see first post.

Short version: da monch attacked server, p3wnd franks passwordz, now all you airdisasterz are belong to us.

666, Boing have reserved all the trouble for themselves. Greedy Americans!
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Those greedy americans even stole winter! They have all the fun and snow and so far we in AMS didn't get a single day below 0 C and it's already halfway down january!

Hey, this thread is for posting A350 troubles, not for posting communist propaganda about tests running as scheduled. Come back here when the next test flight goes up in smoke and delivery deadlines go down the toilet. This site is called AirDisaster for a reason, you know?

Turning SFX into BER takes longer. Again. Flughafen Brandenburg Willy Brandt is a bit too brandgefärhrlich.

http://preview.berlin-airport.de/de/pre ... /index.php

They demonstrated it could take off and they demonstrated it could get back to the ground. The marketing department has no reason to panic.

No "in-drive structural breakup within 18 months" post yet? Or would that be an in-wife structural breakup?

Fixed!

Amsterdam Airlines went up in smoke.

So now airlines that can't do ETOPS are stuck with 380s, 748s, and second hand 340s from Qatar?

Not even if you bribe them?

There's a difference between carry-on compliant and 666-compliant, especially when there's a crowded trainride on the way to/from the airport.

Air France hitches a ride on KLMs lack of crashes in the last 10 years. At a 2:1 fleet ratio that dilutes the numbers enough to make it to the list.