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by OldSowBreath
Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:57 pm
Forum: Political Discussion Forum
Topic: Donald Trump/ Hillary Clinton
Replies: 46
Views: 3545

Re: Donald Trump/ Hillary Clinton

We, in the Republic of Texas (God's Chosen People) sit back and laugh.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norwegian exceptionalism
Replies: 252
Views: 25096

Re: Norwegian exceptionalism

This is the only good cod:
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by OldSowBreath
Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:10 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: ERJ Unscheduled landing & rumors.
Replies: 4
Views: 396

Re: ERJ Unscheduled landing & rumors.

Unsubstantiated, speculative asshat parlour talk:

1) It was an Asiana crew and they landed so short of the runway that they ended up on another airport by chance.
:clap:
by OldSowBreath
Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Don't sell us short, Eric.
Replies: 9
Views: 647

Re: Don't sell us short, Eric.

No one, not even the NSA, can remotely hack into my compu..........hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrrrjjjjjlogin:blueblack

Best of Denmark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuZ1ndS30vU
by OldSowBreath
Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: My Search for the Beauty of Kim Jong II
Replies: 43
Views: 6712

Re: My Search for the Beauty of Kim Jong II

Well, if he's ever deposed, he can still get on at Asiana.
by OldSowBreath
Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:30 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: TOTAL AIR DISASTER IN KATHMANDU!!!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 764

Re: TOTAL AIR DISASTER IN KATHMANDU!!!!!!

"...Nepal's lone international airport,"

Why didn't they just divert to Yakland AFB?
by OldSowBreath
Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:21 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Asiana touchdown short again?
Replies: 8
Views: 615

Re: Asiana touchdown short again?

HIROSHIMA – Asiana Airlines Vice President Akiyoshi Yamamura apologized Thursday to passengers and their families over Tuesday’s botched landing at Hiroshima Airport. “I apologize from the bottom of my heart to the passengers, their family members and those involved,” Yamamura told reporters gathere...
by OldSowBreath
Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: 2014 World Cup thread
Replies: 49
Views: 3551

Re: 2014 World Cup thread

Are you drunk?
by OldSowBreath
Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: 2014 World Cup thread
Replies: 49
Views: 3551

Re: 2014 World Cup thread

So far, the games have been as exciting as listening to paint dry over the radio. Always take the under when betting soccer (usually the o/u is 1 1/2). The only thing that could make this sport even remotely exciting would be the secret placement of landmines in the field. I'd settle for toe-poppers...
by OldSowBreath
Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: The Sun Is Back!
Replies: 8
Views: 570

Re: The Sun Is Back!

What's the significance of the empty blue parka?
by OldSowBreath
Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norwegian exceptionalism
Replies: 252
Views: 25096

Re: Norwegian exceptionalism

US - 9.333 medals per million people that signed up for obamacare.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:28 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Asiana 777 at SFO
Replies: 99
Views: 9987

Re: Asiana 777 at SFO

I don't think it is fair to fine them $500,000.00 as they will lose face.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:19 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Birdstrike
Replies: 31
Views: 2299

Re: Birdstrike

Why no requirement for seatbelts and airbags on motorcycles?

Why no requirement for brakes on unicycles?
by OldSowBreath
Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:23 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A380 troubles, the latest news...
Replies: 196
Views: 25361

Re: A380 troubles, the latest news...

Why not just use wingnuts? Or has that become an oxymoron?
by OldSowBreath
Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:16 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 777X troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 6
Views: 650

Re: 777X troubles, the latest news..

Know what happens when there are too many Wongs and Wings in the Everett phonebook? You might wing the wong number!
by OldSowBreath
Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....
Replies: 421
Views: 36770

Re: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....

That, or formal proofing (which, yes, until we find how P = NP, is not factible in any software that is more complicated than the Space Invaders) Even Space Invaders had a bug. It wasn't intended that the game speed up as you shot more aliens, but as there were less aliens to draw, there were less ...
by OldSowBreath
Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Practicalities CPH airport and city
Replies: 15
Views: 1484

Re: Practicalities CPH airport and city

"The hotel is only a place to sleep anyway."

You must be married Sir.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Great Moments in American Funerals
Replies: 6
Views: 623

Re: Great Moments in American Funerals

"Rivera had a 5-15 record in the 130-pound weight class."

"Just another journeyman stiff."

"He coudd'a been a cadaver."
by OldSowBreath
Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:08 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....
Replies: 421
Views: 36770

Re: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....

Well, I'm a Republican and believe in global climate change, so to lower my carbon footprint, like Al Gore, I'm downsizing:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/1 ... tml#s91230

I'll be moving from my double-wide to a single wide.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:06 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: FAO Dummy Pilot
Replies: 32
Views: 2931

Re: FAO Dummy Pilot

Be sure and take in a dinner show in Branson.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:02 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: AVIATION SAFETY DRAMA IN FLYOVER USA!!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 951

Re: AVIATION SAFETY DRAMA IN FLYOVER USA!!!!!

They probably lined up on Dolly Parton's twin beacons.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:00 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....
Replies: 421
Views: 36770

Re: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....

The reviled Mrs. Verbal has been known to have meltdowns, if that helps.
Make sure she takes her lithium.
by OldSowBreath
Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:24 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: FAO Dummy Pilot
Replies: 32
Views: 2931

Re: FAO Dummy Pilot

Please photograph any non-gay hosties, and oblige.
by OldSowBreath
Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO: Sickie
Replies: 2
Views: 436

FAO: Sickie

by OldSowBreath
Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:36 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Virgin Australia
Replies: 9
Views: 1017

Re: Virgin Australia

Entertaining, but I only have a 15 sec. attention span. Unless I see some naked boobies within that time frame, I'm off in search of more reliable porn videos.

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