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by Half Bottle
Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:08 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Katie and Gerry take a train ride.
Replies: 6
Views: 535

Re: Katie and Gerry take a train ride.

Apparently Gerry's not alone in liking to watch.
by Half Bottle
Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: While I'm at it!
Replies: 71
Views: 2834

Re: While I'm at it!

. I am an accomplished Chef

I thought you said you were Norwegian?!?
A Brit taking the piss out of a Norwegian over cooking? What's next, mechanics telling pilots how to fly?

Oh, wait...
by Half Bottle
Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: iMac
Replies: 30
Views: 1615

Re: iMac

You have to stroke it, very gently.
You are playing too much with it....
Fixed.
by Half Bottle
Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:08 pm
Forum: Political Discussion Forum
Topic: Land of the ...?
Replies: 12
Views: 1217

Re: Land of the ...?

Ass
Flyboy
tit
3WE
poo
Alexandre D
pee
The Alpaca
cum
*InsertNameHere*
by Half Bottle
Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Leslie Nielsen passes away at 84
Replies: 32
Views: 1990

Re: Leslie Nielsen passes away at 84

OK, I care.....a bit, a tiny little bit. About 0.000009 micro-millimeter square. Happy me not Flyboy?
Per
Yes, thank you.

(Although I'm not sure why you added the extraneous information on your penis size.)
by Half Bottle
Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:13 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: More Oooooooops!!!
Replies: 11
Views: 751

Re: More Oooooooops!!!

Never been there myself, (Parlour Talk to Follow) but presumably taxi out on TWY B and make the right turn at the end to depart on 07L but end up on TWY A That's pussy parlour talk, DP. Even 3WE could have figured that out. Bring your A-game and tell us all about the distractions that led to the mi...
by Half Bottle
Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:07 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Puppy Mill video
Replies: 1
Views: 368

Re: Puppy Mill video

I applaud the safety briefing.
by Half Bottle
Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Leslie Nielsen passes away at 84
Replies: 32
Views: 1990

Re: Leslie Nielsen passes away at 84

Just because it doesnt happen to you doesnt mean its not true...
Nope, but it means that I don't care.
Per
Flyboy, is that you?
by Half Bottle
Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Re-Engined A320 to be Announced
Replies: 9
Views: 684

Re: Re-Engined A320 to be Announced

Is this not an odd time to be touting re-engineering an Airbus for a "better" engine?
by Half Bottle
Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Sex poop.
Replies: 4
Views: 816

Re: Sex poop.

There was this funny scene in the first season of "30 Rock": Josh imitated Jack's voice and promised Tracy an invisible motorcycle. He also "admitted" that he was seeing a doctor because of continued trouble with pooping during sex.

This has nothing to do with The Alpaca, so far as I know.
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No Justice in this World
Replies: 26
Views: 2223

Re: No Justice in this World

May I conclude that you are the real HB?
I'd never fake it.
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:36 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No Justice in this World
Replies: 26
Views: 2223

Re: No Justice in this World

Speaking of the TSA, who sexually assaulted who here exactly?
When I saw the guy's name, I wanted it to be a real story so badly I read it over and over again until I came.... to the conclusion it was parody.
by Half Bottle
Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No Justice in this World
Replies: 26
Views: 2223

Re: No Justice in this World

No, Dummy, she was obviously the co-pilot. Unless there were some trees or at least some shrubbery for the naked woman to frolic in, I don't think it was a member of the flightcrew. Assuming there was minimal shrubbery, then I think we're back to the beginning: This thread is useless without pics.
by Half Bottle
Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:24 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No Justice in this World
Replies: 26
Views: 2223

Re: No Justice in this World

No, Dummy, she was obviously the co-pilot.
by Half Bottle
Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:47 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Half Bottle
Replies: 21
Views: 941

Re: FAO Half Bottle

Thanks, everyone, for the birthday wishes. Except DummyPilot. I can't stand that guy.
by Half Bottle
Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Half Bottle
Replies: 21
Views: 941

Re: FAO Half Bottle

HBWNPITT.
Wrong.

You out there?
Indeed.

We miss you
Concur.
by Half Bottle
Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: HB, HB
Replies: 78
Views: 3519

Re: HB, HB

Boobies.
Works like smelling salts, thanks.
by Half Bottle
Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: HB, HB
Replies: 78
Views: 3519

Re: HB, HB

Ease a fellow back in to things. I've onlyi been back a day and my head is spinning.
by Half Bottle
Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: In the drink...and not a good kind
Replies: 37
Views: 1766

Re: In the drink...and not a good kind

Sex & money...well, you are definitely a man.

You left out beer and football...
Money buys beer, so problem solved. However, at the moment, I can't think of the connection between sex and football, but that may be because I'm distracted by these huge-titted cheerleaders...
by Half Bottle
Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO: Logistika
Replies: 3
Views: 462

Re: FAO: Logistika

Curious?
Concur?
by Half Bottle
Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: HB, HB
Replies: 78
Views: 3519

Re: HB, HB

Nice to see (read) you again, Half Bottle! Happy birthday! :oops: . I was driving copies up to you in my Ferrari but got stuck behind the wheel. I can provide you a saw... That is not the way to treat a Ferrari. Per For the record, I'd certainly prefer him to use the saw on the Ferrari. (Nice to me...
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Best getting drunk number ever
Replies: 5
Views: 593

Re: Best getting drunk number ever

Its actually his life story.
Not my whole life. Just the married portion.
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: HB, HB
Replies: 78
Views: 3519

Re: HB, HB

HEY....how come I wasn't included in the porn forwarding ring????
I was driving copies up to you in my Ferrari but got stuck behind the wheel.
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: HB, HB
Replies: 78
Views: 3519

Re: HB, HB

I downloaded all the links you sent me first.
Obviously not the ones I forwarded to you from The Alpaca, because your computer is still working.
Or, perhaps, you've sleuthed the real reason it took me so long to return.
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: HB, HB
Replies: 78
Views: 3519

Re: HB, HB

Nah, just on a little internet sabbatical.
How were you able to survive the time without porns?
I downloaded all the links you sent me first.

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