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by Not_Karl
Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:41 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: "Dallas" cancels stuff and "shuts down" due to FORECAST thunderstorms...
Replies: 9
Views: 63

Re: "Dallas" cancels stuff and "shuts down" due to FORECAST thunderstorms...

Gabieee and Not_Karliee trashing 3WEEEs not_jetphoto I’m TRYING to be ARTISTIC...are you both Brianie? I'm currently reviewing your appeal and have discovered that, when opened in a new tab, the image appears upright. But there there is still the ban-worthy inclusion of the logo of a dangerous blac...
by Not_Karl
Sun Apr 21, 2019 12:00 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: "Dallas" cancels stuff and "shuts down" due to FORECAST thunderstorms...
Replies: 9
Views: 63

Re: "Dallas" cancels stuff and "shuts down" due to FORECAST thunderstorms...

No tornadoes or airoplanies out the window today.
But a previous tornado appears to have left the place tipped over :? ...
by Not_Karl
Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:56 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: "Dallas" cancels stuff and "shuts down" due to FORECAST thunderstorms...
Replies: 9
Views: 63

Re: "Dallas" cancels stuff and "shuts down" due to FORECAST thunderstorms...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndk1d5lSUNg I like how: Ferocious wind and rain: People having fun watching, taking stormphotos-and-videos behind A WALL OF GLASS. Employee tells people to get out from there: Screams, cries, despair, prayers, OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DID DIEEEEEEE! (Plot twist: It ...
by Not_Karl
Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:56 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Are [i]we[/i] comfortable with how wings work?
Replies: 32
Views: 421

Re: Are [i]we[/i] comfortable with how wings work?

A double post, but I suspect better appreciation here.

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2017/02/01 ... tunnel.gif
It seems to create a lot of dangerous wake turbulence, I hope there are strict separation rules for smaller products like cheap-composite-crackerbox-French fries...
by Not_Karl
Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR-TOTAL NOTRE DAME DISASTER!!!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 60

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR-TOTAL NOTRE DAME DISASTER!!!!!

2017.04.17
(...)
Maybe they want us to wait for the final report.
2 years flew hopefully without wings or MCAS by and we're still reading speculative articles and waiting for the final report :( .
by Not_Karl
Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:54 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: No one died
Replies: 8
Views: 115

Re: No one died

*did
by Not_Karl
Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:36 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: FAO: Gabriel; Why don't [i]we[/i] just unplug MCAS?
Replies: 17
Views: 146

Re: FAO: Gabriel; Why don't [i]we[/i] just unplug MCAS?

And what are the fixes- (besides a second, third, or 13th AOA sensor)?

Thanks.
Put bigger, heavier lavs up front, to counteract the undesired nose-up tendency.

You're welcome.
by Not_Karl
Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Certified Carbon Free Sugar
Replies: 6
Views: 75

Re: Certified Carbon Free Sugar

Wow, that would go great with my gluten-free water! The difference being that the water is gluten free indeed. The sugars have carbon in it's chemical formula. I ass-umed they were referring to bone char , thinking of it in spanish as "carbón" but, as usual, I was wrong. And, apparently, it's an ol...
by Not_Karl
Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:50 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Certified Carbon Free Sugar
Replies: 6
Views: 75

Re: Certified Carbon Free Sugar

There is an explanation, much like airlines sometimes make regarding some much-discussed customer service incidents.
Veganism.
by Not_Karl
Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: TWA Hotel Soon to Open at JFK
Replies: 9
Views: 528

Re: TWA Hotel Soon to Open at JFK

...the Constellation...
Maybe they should put that thing back into service... I bet it doesn't have a failure-prone system that causes it to try to dive into the ground unexpectedly!
But it has wings! :o And millions of vertical stabilizers! :shock:
by Not_Karl
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:16 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: More aerodynamic theory, or BAN ALL DRONES!!!!! ?
Replies: 5
Views: 78

Re: More aerodynamic theory, or BAN ALL DRONES!!!!! ?

This is more about hydrostatics than aerodynamics. But I digress...
Are these things safe from the inherent dangers of wings, then?
by Not_Karl
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:14 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Thailand to commit fencepervcide!
Replies: 0
Views: 41

Thailand to commit fencepervcide!

Actually Not_, headlines are a little bit sensationalist. I blame The Sun . https://people.com/travel/tourists-may-face-death-penalty-selfies-phuket-beach/ No Selfies Allowed! Tourists at This Phuket Beach May Face Death Penalty for Taking Photos In an effort to increase the safety at Thailand’s Phu...
by Not_Karl
Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 727 Troubles, Latest News.
Replies: 12
Views: 251

Re: 727 Troubles, Latest News.

...(AirDave) took his 727 to somethingstupidthousand feet,..
Near coffin corner where there's a big risk of break up and did dieding?
Yes! Was going to ask if it was him after reading that post from PPrune. Was it something about having or Not_to make a refuelling stopover?
by Not_Karl
Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: More aerodynamic theory, or BAN ALL DRONES!!!!! ?
Replies: 5
Views: 78

Re: More aerodynamic theory, or BAN ALL DRONES!!!!! ?

Wouldn't we love to bring one of these to an aeroplanie as an emotional support animal?
by Not_Karl
Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 727 Troubles, Latest News.
Replies: 12
Views: 251

Re: 727 Troubles, Latest News.

Anybody remember AirDaveFla?
no
by Not_Karl
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: April Fools?
Replies: 17
Views: 276

Re: April Fools?

Somos una máquina de decir boludeces todos nosotros, ¿eh?
EN EFECTO.
by Not_Karl
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: April Fools?
Replies: 17
Views: 276

Re: April Fools 2- NEW Yahoo Headline.

what if I crash into said uber-safe aeroplanie?
Covering the entire aeroplane in 1" of EPS foam should reduce the risk to an acceptable level. 2" of bubble-wrap may be used as an alternative.
I like the idea. A couple of kilometers of EMAS sourrounding our aeroplanie would also be nice.
by Not_Karl
Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:00 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: April Fools?
Replies: 17
Views: 276

Re: April Fools 2- NEW Yahoo Headline.

Aeroplanie that can no longer fly and has its dangerous wings chopped-off: Safest . I bet it will still fly, briefly, if you drop it from C-130. Aeroplanie that can no longer fly, has its dangerous wings chopped-off and is firmly attached to the ground in a war, volcano, tornado, earthquake, flood,...
by Not_Karl
Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:47 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: April Fools?
Replies: 17
Views: 276

Re: April Fools 2- NEW Yahoo Headline.

What is an aeroplanie that can no longer fly?
A safer aeroplanie.

Aeroplanie: Unsafe.
Aeroplanie that can no longer fly: Safer.
Aeroplanie that can no longer fly and has its dangerous wings chopped-off: Safest.
by Not_Karl
Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:56 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: April Fools?
Replies: 17
Views: 276

Re: April Fools 2- NEW Yahoo Headline.

As to the "file photo" they chose...It IS April Fools, but I'm betting someone just grabbed this- none-the-wiser.
Why do you think so? There's nothing more desirable than an aeroplanie that can no longer fly (and TAD itself again)...
by Not_Karl
Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:33 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Update from the Phil's
Replies: 4
Views: 116

Re: Update from the Phil's

Any recommendations? (not SAS ;) )
DisastAir! :D
by Not_Karl
Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:32 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A business proposition to ADInfo.com
Replies: 11
Views: 185

Re: A business proposition to ADInfo.com

What if we made you a gate agent and you could go onboard with a bat, tazer and zip ties and make women, children, doctors on mission trips to help blind people, dogs and baby ducks get off the plane for a sundry list of things in the fine print of the COC? That sounds like a dream job for some peo...
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:17 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A business proposition to ADInfo.com
Replies: 11
Views: 185

Re: A business proposition to ADInfo.com

Not_Karl will run our Argentina operations, and brief the passengers on the perils of flying with us.
That wouldn't be good for our business. I'm thinking of a slogan...
"With DisastAir, did dying a fiery death is Not_pretty much guaranteed".
by Not_Karl
Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:21 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: WOW- Not_snarky thread.
Replies: 2
Views: 74

Re: WOW- Not_snarky thread.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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