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by Not_Karl
Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Not_Karl, SickBag, Geese, or Squid have been talking with bees.
Replies: 4
Views: 38

Re: Not_Karl, SickBag, Geese, or Squid have been talking with bees.

Firefighters then used a hose to blast the bees away with water.
Good thing the bees were outside the cockpit...
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A warning to all (and revolutionary-mided squid)
Replies: 1
Views: 23

Re: A warning to all (and revolutionary-mided squid)

Spraying chemicals sounds a little too similar to ejecting ink... I'm a little bit suspicious.
by Not_Karl
Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:43 pm
Forum: Military Aviation Discussion
Topic: "USAF Identifies Critical New KC-46 Design Flaw"
Replies: 0
Views: 37

"USAF Identifies Critical New KC-46 Design Flaw"

From AviationWeek (requires free registration): The U.S. Air Force has identified a potential new design flaw with the KC-46A tanker and banned the fleet from carrying cargo or passengers until a solution is found and delivered. Multiple cargo locks embedded in the floor of the aircraft released ina...
by Not_Karl
Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A320 NEO CG
Replies: 5
Views: 66

Re: A320 NEO CG

Issue will be fixed a with software update.
Imagine if software updates had been available in the era of the Comet...
by Not_Karl
Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Reckless cowboy monkey pilots...
Replies: 6
Views: 63

Re: Reckless cowboy monkey pilots...

This is not the first time this happens. It's time we ban pilots from ingesting liquids and foods during flight.
So, all they really needed to do was keep flying and it would have all been fine...just fine.
Or ask the passengers for a hairdryer.
by Not_Karl
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Stabilized approaches
Replies: 18
Views: 353

Re: Engine worship

Is it maybe a good idea to "worship" an airplane engine (especially if there's only one)? Maybe so.
No, it isn't.
The instructor does wake me up...
So you were dreaming the dream instead of living it...
by Not_Karl
Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:52 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: F-104 modified for land speed record crashes, kills pilot
Replies: 2
Views: 132

F-104 modified for land speed record crashes, kills pilot

Happened august 27, Not_Karlie was Not_aware until now. Pilot Jessi Combs died in an accident in the North American Eagle.
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 29, 2019 12:03 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Media vs. aeroplanie incidents
Replies: 1
Views: 129

Media vs. aeroplanie incidents

There surely are threads on this subject already, but I'm too lazy to search past the first page of results. This one will surely be approved by 3WE : https://tn.com.ar/internacional/un-piloto-se-desmayo-en-pleno-vuelo-y-el-avion-logro-aterrizar-gracias-un-pasajero-que-tomo-el_989663 Basically, the ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:17 am
Forum: Flight Simulator Discussion
Topic: Useful Flight Simulation Sites
Replies: 14
Views: 3603

Re: Useful Flight Simulation Sites

I guess I should have said I don't remember who Wonzie is/was.
VectorForFood.
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Attention whore ditches plane in ocean---on purpose???
Replies: 8
Views: 289

Re: Attention whore ditches plane in ocean---on purpose???

5. Adrenaline junkies like this attention whore, er, pilot often do stupid things that could kill them to help score more social media attention. Remember the guy a few years ago that had his wife shoot him on camera in a stunt gone wrong that wound up killing him all the way to death. We're doomed...
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:43 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Салли кто?
Replies: 10
Views: 361

Re: Салли кто?

Dead corn reduce capacity make wodka...

Seems to me that THAT is the hydraulic fluid capability WE should be concerned with!
Imagine vodka at 3000PSI...
by Not_Karl
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:41 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Салли кто?
Replies: 10
Views: 361

Re: Салли кто?

I love the people just hanging about outside the airframe in the videos. What the f***, people?
Probably wanting to make sure that no hand luggage did died.
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 15, 2019 3:30 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Салли кто?
Replies: 10
Views: 361

Re: Салли кто?

Ban bird strikes after V1 and all aeroplanies.
by Not_Karl
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:09 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Inflight, composite structural breakup after18 months.
Replies: 2
Views: 117

Re: Inflight, composite structural breakup after18 months.

We parlour talkers were wrong. It is well past 18 months.

https://forums.jetphotos.com/showthread ... ky-In-Rome
How do you know? Maybe the composites delaminated years ago but the duct-tape holding them together didn't fail until now...
by Not_Karl
Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: What is this sexy bitch?
Replies: 49
Views: 2185

Re: What is this sexy bitch?

Flyboy needs to put 3000 lbs of nitrogen straight to his yard...NO SLOW RELEASE! I have several thousand hours fertilizing lawns, and tire of you outsiders talking about how we need or don't need to take care of lawns.
We can only dream of manure. You live the dream.
by Not_Karl
Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: What is this sexy bitch?
Replies: 49
Views: 2185

Re: What is this sexy bitch?

Well, you need to get a new lawn guy, or are you going to be like Evan and express disdain for my expertise?
Do you have credentials to show?
...you can feel much better about yourself for not using environmentally poisoning synthetic chemistry and receive approval from Not_Karl.
INDEED.
by Not_Karl
Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:13 pm
Forum: Airline Pilot Q&A
Topic: Are you flying international routes yet?
Replies: 8
Views: 446

Re: Are you flying international routes yet?

How many hours do you need to log before they give you the bag of zip-ties?
by Not_Karl
Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: Airline Pilot Q&A
Topic: Are you flying international routes yet?
Replies: 8
Views: 446

Re: Are you flying international routes yet?

Congratulations! :clap: :clap:
Thanks. It's been more than 5 years now.
Sorry. My congratulatory post was scheduled for 2014 but it encountered some unexpected delays.
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 335
Views: 69966

Re: Railroad Thread

I like this too:

https://youtu.be/Osk9p1QcV44

I would like to see it pulling 100+ heavy freight cars! (And to drive the thing)
Nice!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: Airline Pilot Q&A
Topic: Are you flying international routes yet?
Replies: 8
Views: 446

Re: Are you flying international routes yet?

Congratulations! :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: What is this sexy bitch?
Replies: 49
Views: 2185

Re: What is this sexy bitch?

Talk about thread revival. Below see pics of flyboy's police car #1, flyboy's police car #2, and flyboy's police truck #1. I guess that makes me an emergency vehicle collector. The pics seem out of order, but oh well. The Explorer should be first. :clap: :clap: :clap: (but I still miss the Camaro :...
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:19 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Advertent IFR into VMC
Replies: 4
Views: 210

Re: Advertent IFR into VMC

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 335
Views: 69966

Re: Railroad Thread

:clap:
by Not_Karl
Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: I...I don't even know where to begin on this one
Replies: 7
Views: 410

Re: I do know where to begin on this one

I'll begin with my favorite paragraph: Two empty beer cans were found in the front left floorboard area near the rudder pedals. A rodent's nest was found inside the left wing near an area that had been impact damaged. A significant amount of cobwebs were observed in the engine compartment. The airb...
by Not_Karl
Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:31 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: CAP
Replies: 30
Views: 1060

Re: CAP

Unfortunately, I don't think there's a valid business operating amateur-flown 172's for important, government search, rescue and defense from scouting for Russian submarines in the Mississippi river. U$S100 fee Search and rescue is best done wearing camouflage ? Maybe we should have a higher price ...

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