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by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:37 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR TOTAL INCIDENT OF STRANGENESS...
Replies: 2
Views: 21

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR TOTAL INCIDENT OF STRANGENESS...

Well... Pilots are stupid, ATC guys are stupid. The only thing missing here was a stupid, violent, tiny genitaled cop.
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:23 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: LH 431 747-800 Dumping Fuel Near YHZ
Replies: 2
Views: 28

Re: LH 431 747-800 Dumping Fuel Near YHZ

For some reason, I'm looking forward to see this event discussed there... :mrgreen:
by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Evanie:
(..)And those oleo struts are taking more F because of it.(...)
So, if I understand correctly, the oleo struts are F'd? :mrgreen:
by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:23 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

I never had the joy of the Big-Wheel-spin out, but going fast, turning hard and placing significant side-loads on the rear main's was part of the experience. Do they come with fringes and a heavy object hanging (hopefully not from the brake lever) on/from the handle to guesstimate airspeed , angle ...
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

You send Evanie first to ride his tricycle hard, and then downhill with bumps and curves on a bicycle, without proper in-type retraining. Are you trying to total-cycle-disastering him?
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Not_FAO Karl
Replies: 77
Views: 3228

Re: Not_FAO Karl

Woops, wrong "F.A.O." thread. :oops:
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:36 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: The A380 Scarebus Saga Continues - Near Total Disaster
Replies: 28
Views: 1699

Re: The A380 Scarebus Saga Continues - Near Total Disaster

I feel like we've seen this before, one entire stage of an engine getting up and going walkies. But i can't remember when or where.
This total fan blade and engine inlet disaster?
Or this one?
by Not_Karl
Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:27 pm
Forum: Airline Pilot Q&A
Topic: Near Total Crosswind Disasters
Replies: 8
Views: 63

Re: Near Total Crosswind Disasters

Please note: You should not move from right to left rudder inputs (or vice versa) without pausing at neutral.
Concur. It's a miracle that the whole cheap-composite-tail didn't snap off.
by Not_Karl
Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:36 am
Forum: Airline Pilot Q&A
Topic: Near Total Crosswind Disasters
Replies: 8
Views: 63

Re: Near Total Crosswind Disasters

I was expecting a near/total air disaster, 737 style. Was deeply disappointed.
by Not_Karl
Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:33 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Not_FAO Karl
Replies: 77
Views: 3228

Re: 1966 Airliner Porn

I don't know what my favorite part is.

DC9-15?
Yes!
Retractable steps?
no
Beautiful smoky early JD-8Ds?
YES!!!!!
The great soundtrack?
NO

"The time you save will be spent at the TSA line".
by Not_Karl
Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:26 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight Report 10-4-2017
Replies: 8
Views: 72

Re: Flight Report 10-4-2017

(Given that this happened on BOTH flights, I wonder if I actually just rode ONE crappy composite Flyboymobile but rode it twice.
Aren't those cheap-composite-sometimes-without-climate-controlled-cargo-bins-crackerboxes discarded after each flight?
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:00 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight Report 10-4-2017
Replies: 8
Views: 72

Re: Flight Report 10-4-2017

I looked for vents that would route heated air to the rear cargo compartment and found none...doesn't mean it doesn't go there, but I still have my doubts about how effective 'passive' air movement into an area that contacts the negative-really-ass-cold outside temperatures actually is. Did you ask...
by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 04, 2017 2:13 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

3WE : Ok, how would you do that? (I think someone asked you that already): -Zip-tie them? -Tazer them? -Shoot them with tranquilizer darts? -Offload everyone and fill the cabin with a gentle, FDA-approved, non-allergenic, no-side-effect anesthetic? -Totally back off and just let them live in the pl...
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:12 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Elawie, there:
I think if you examine the statistics, if you want to enhance safety you'd be much better off banning humans. :-D
Concur. ESPECIALLY from the cockpit.
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Forcefully removing ONE passenger is not OK. Forcefully removing ONE HUNDRED FIFTY passengers is perfectly acceptable. wrong Lufthansa's B747-400s and B747-800000000etc.s carry a lot more than 150 passengers. Also, we (público general, not insiders from the outside) should demand (possibly riot for...
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:18 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: The A380 Scarebus Saga Continues - Near Total Disaster
Replies: 28
Views: 1699

Re: The A380 Scarebus Saga Continues - Near Total Disaster

...and messed up an inconsequential part called a wing spar...
Of course. There's a back-up wing spar in the other wing. There's a full back-up wing, in fact.
by Not_Karl
Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:16 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: The A380 Scarebus Saga Continues - Near Total Disaster
Replies: 28
Views: 1699

Re: The A380 Scarebus Saga Continues - Near Total Disaster

Air France A380 tries to kill all its passengers.
One engine (Engine Alliance, NOT Rolls Royce) threw out some bits and pieces. Fortunately, crew did Not_relentlessly pull-up.

http://avherald.com/h?article=4af15205&opt=0
by Not_Karl
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Elaqie: Is there any difference between cops and pilots , besides maybe even smaller genitals ? :?: :? Pilots aren't trained to respond to difficult situations by shooting people? Pilots respond to difficult situations by relentlessly pulling up . That usually kills a lot more people than shooting ....
by Not_Karl
Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:41 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

You had the same idea of contamination as a reason to deplane the allergic passenger before me in the other thread, sorry (or maybe I read your post before and tried to appear as a smart guy with an original idea, we will never know) . Is there any difference between cops and pilots , besides maybe ...
by Not_Karl
Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:24 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

I like to call it "el setecientos cuarenta y siete mil ochocientos" (the seven hundred forty-seven thousand, eight hundred). Not sure if Brianie will catch your D7 joke...
by Not_Karl
Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:21 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Space Travel Science Fiction Television
Replies: 9
Views: 91

Re: Space Travel Science Fiction Television

is that too dark of a subject?
PUN ALERT!

PUN ALERT!

PUN ALERT!

:mrgreen:
As long as the subject is Not_backlit and the picture was taken in RAW format and not JPEG, it may be salvageable.
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 492
Views: 16653

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Yes.
I hope that BBie's cryptic, private enlightening is enlightening indeed.
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Space Travel Science Fiction Television
Replies: 9
Views: 91

Re: Space Travel Science Fiction Television

Frankly, I think Not_Karl, you and I could spend about 30 min and come up with "The Wilbur" and be more entertaining. Thanks for the offer, but I'm currently working on a drama based around the struggles of a jetphotographer whose dream is to get a picture accepted there . It's going to be called "...
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Not_Jetphotos
Replies: 2
Views: 47

Re: Not_Jetphotos

Are you LSD-744?
No, I'm AR-A343. I sometimes write under a sugar high after eating copious amounts of dulce de leche.

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