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by Not_Karl
Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Monchie
Replies: 10
Views: 107

Re: FAO Monchie

HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE THE REAL KARL? He is Not_me , so he obviously is Karl . I suspect that this whole "Karl " business was just made up for a lark. Wait a moment :?: ...Karl....Lark :o At last, Alles ist_Klar :shock: But why are you all wearing white coats? You know too much . We 'll have to term...
by Not_Karl
Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:15 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Monchie
Replies: 10
Views: 107

Re: FAO Monchie

HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE THE REAL KARL?
He is Not_me, so he obviously is Karl.
by Not_Karl
Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Monchie
Replies: 10
Views: 107

Re: FAO Monchie

I want my account back. :(
Per
How do we know you are the Real Norwegian Ancient Mariner and Not_a cheap Swedish fake?
by Not_Karl
Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:32 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: Gabriel
Replies: 20
Views: 207

Re: F.A.O.: Gabriel

Congratulations! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Info, there. Video, here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJF_1LQbKiM
by Not_Karl
Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:29 pm
Forum: The Waldo Pepper Lounge
Topic: Interesting story...
Replies: 2
Views: 67

Re: Interesting story...

The self-disassembling, mayor killing, subcontracted Waco, I suppose? (didn't watch the video and I ask instead of doing it :D)
65 years later, Verbie subcontracted parts of the 787... :roll:
by Not_Karl
Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:27 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A380 troubles, the latest news...
Replies: 207
Views: 34558

Re: A380 troubles, the latest news...

The WAMOS 747 was described by passengers as “ out of the 1980’s ”, with stained seats, no working TV screens... Nice! :D The only IFE I'm interested in is a window. ...and ashtrays in the armrests. One flight had to return to the UK after reporting ‘smoke in the cabin.’ Seems logical. They should ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:23 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Second-Rate Regional Pilots
Replies: 2
Views: 63

Re: Second-Rate Regional Pilots

Did you died?
by Not_Karl
Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:50 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: Gabriel
Replies: 20
Views: 207

Re: F.A.O.: Gabriel

And please don't land on the taxiway.
by Not_Karl
Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:16 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: Gabriel
Replies: 20
Views: 207

Re: F.A.O.: Gabriel

Forty-five it, dude.
by Not_Karl
Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:35 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: Gabriel
Replies: 20
Views: 207

Re: F.A.O.: Gabriel

I was picturing something more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epe9cFQ_9c&t=77s
That's why we prefer Nair to old fashioned, stick and blade cowboy shaving.
by Not_Karl
Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:20 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: TOTAL DISASTER HEADLINE COWBOYS PROCEDURES ITJUSTNEVERENDS
Replies: 2
Views: 72

Re: TOTAL DISASTER HEADLINE COWBOYS PROCEDURES ITJUSTNEVERENDS

Where's the obligatory interview with the passenger who heard prayers and screams and thought "oh my god, we're all going to die! "? Or the witnesses who saw the airplane on fire before it cra... entered the wrong taxiway? :( (And hopefully the forum will all click the link in time to see the archit...
by Not_Karl
Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:54 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: MEX: Aeroméxico flight AM2431
Replies: 10
Views: 154

Re: MEX: Aeroméxico flight AM2431

Shall we close this out- Monchie's description + the storm and good ole wind shear seems likely...

Or do we need to wait for the final report?
Fixed.
Why did you discardeded a forgotten control lock so soon?
by Not_Karl
Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:32 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: MEX: Aeroméxico flight AM2431
Replies: 10
Views: 154

Re: MEX: Aeroméxico flight AM2431

Veered off -and overran- runway . N_K's professional, expert, credential certified, insider theory: RTO after a couple of Vs, but before 3V BS , with antiskid-less autobraking pumping 3000PSI to the brakes. There, I'm confident I solved it. But, of course, meteorite, missile, cowboyism and inexperi...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Lanzarote AIrport Webcam stream
Replies: 6
Views: 209

wrong

no
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: How does one copy a CD...
Replies: 8
Views: 137

Re: How does one copy a CD...

1. Are you Evan, or a modern FMS cockpit CRM engineer? No. I didn't died give you a lecture on CDDA or Red Book rules and procedures , only the basic cowboy disc and CD-RW drive audio CD burning fundamentals . 2. Damn...oh for the good ole days when your computer CAME with a basic fundamental CD co...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Another beautiful classic gone: "Bluebonnet Belle" DC-3
Replies: 16
Views: 295

Re: Another beautiful classic gone: "Bluebonnet Belle" DC-3

It is an interesting idea, I first thought you were crazy but then you explained it and it made sense. I mean, I have no idea if you are correct or not. But I liked your reasoning which involved explaining why you thought that and not showing off credentials to "prove" that you are right (as if cre...
by Not_Karl
Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:29 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: How does one copy a CD...
Replies: 8
Views: 137

Re: How does one copy a CD...

...Windows media player... So a version of Windows, I ass ume. I also assume that no specific burning software (like Nero) is installed. I can recommend ImgBurn , a free software that works all the way from Windows 9x to 10. Choose the TechSpot, MajorGeeks or ImgBurn mirrors, as I don't trust the o...
by Not_Karl
Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:00 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Super Beluga
Replies: 2
Views: 286

Re: Super Beluga

I see the plane was crewed by prison inmates. Is flight testing a cheap-composite-crackerbox a new form of death penalty?
by Not_Karl
Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:56 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Important announcement cinqo
Replies: 4
Views: 126

Re: Important announcement cinqo

* cinco Some years ago, at a real football cup that we probably didn't win/take part of, there was a... Polish? Czech? player named "Tomás Micola". " Tomás mi cola " means "you take my butt" ("cola" is actually tail , but here it is commonly used for butt) in Argentinian Spanish. Don't know if Nair ...
by Not_Karl
Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:33 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: How does one copy a CD...
Replies: 8
Views: 137

Re: How does one copy a CD...

What operating system are you using?
by Not_Karl
Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:19 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Aer Lingus argues with ATC
Replies: 3
Views: 104

Re: Aer Lingus argues with ATC

"It’s not my first day in an aircraft."
But does he have at least 10000 hours?
by Not_Karl
Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:55 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Another beautiful classic gone: "Bluebonnet Belle" DC-3
Replies: 16
Views: 295

Re: Another beautiful classic gone: "Bluebonnet Belle" DC-3

(...)in a very slowy-mushy-stally-spinny-crashy-burnie-dieie fashion- (...)
Fixed.
I will bet an adult alcho-beverage that a control lock was in place.
Which incidentally could have an effect very similar to that of a meteorite jammed in the elevator. :mrgreen:
CONCUR.
by Not_Karl
Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 634
Views: 41446

Re: Elvis did NOT_did died!

...While there certainly is a conspiracy, wrong...
I am reasonably confident that the Elvis news was ALSO recently posted on the Heathrow thread and then maybe deleted by the moderators-of-poor-humour.
Maybe we should wait for the final report by ATLCrewboyie.

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