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by Not_Karl
Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Do you know if: A) 747 simulators have training zip-ties ? B) BBie is still entitled to zip-tie you now that he has retired ? Evanie , there , wrote: 3WE thinks pilots just forget to fly the GD plane or pull up relentlessly because they're just morons who don't know any better. We do agree on the " ...
by Not_Karl
Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:48 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: CTE vs. flying on the airlines
Replies: 9
Views: 49

Re: CTE vs. flying on the airlines

retrofitted them with all first-class seats, some of which recline completely
I hope they didn't skimp on seat pitch...
by Not_Karl
Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

By the way, I think there's a non PC comment that could be made. BAN ALL FEMALE PILOTS! Then again, we (men) do royally screw up quite frequently . Should we (outsiders) demand crews who do not identify themselves as neither male or female , or should we BAN ALL AIRPLANES ? Off topic: can't (easily...
by Not_Karl
Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:42 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

That Ford Transit has an ugly livery. I can't wait to see it in its new "Airbus" paintjob. Let's hope it doesn't attract too many pervs or Airbus extremists.

Any tips on places and techniques for van photography?
by Not_Karl
Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:32 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Photos you won't see on that other site
Replies: 6
Views: 91

Re: Photos you won't see on that other site

Don't alter anything or we will ban you, but contrast and histogram and dust spots are ok, and if the bright sun is casting shadows it's night. "Don't alter enough your jetphoto and we reject it. Alter it too much and we ban you." Any other perversions I've missed? -If a leaf of grass is obscuring ...
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:07 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Photos you won't see on that other site
Replies: 6
Views: 91

Re: Photos you won't see on that other site

1.1.1 Upload only unaltered images Cloning anything in or out of a photo will mean that the photo will be rejected and you are running the risk of your upload privileges being withdrawn or limited for some time. Manipulating a photo is something we will never tolerate. We reserve ourselves the righ...
by Not_Karl
Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

I do have one worry, 737 windows are kind of nasty and you don't really have THAT much range of vision...what if you are on the wrong side of the plane?
Then he can open a door.
by Not_Karl
Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

It's those damn cheap crackerbox composite radomes that are the problem! Make 'em out of good old cast iron and there would never be a problem.
CONCUR :clap:
by Not_Karl
Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

F.A.O.: elawie

We do not want a radar for hail detection, we want a hail-proof radar. Maybe with some airbags. Someone should start a thread in an internet forum.
by Not_Karl
Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:44 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: St Maarten (SXM) tomfoolery
Replies: 31
Views: 1200

Re: St Maarten (SXM) tomfoolery

Your statement is a tad black and white... I would think that one might call on basic fundamentals to address said issues, given that there are some fairly strict aviation rules governing aircraft spacing for operations at airports. This means that it's rather unlikely you'll spend every moment as ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:33 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Power loss in Engine #1
Replies: 5
Views: 95

Re: Power loss in Engine #1

S/he noticed the police car and pulled over to comply with the law.
by Not_Karl
Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: Preservation from Brian's delete button.

...and we have a winner: ***I think too highly of my cameras to participate in this lunacy.*** Well, my camera is an 11-year-old point and shoot which doesn't work most of the time , so losing it would Not _be much of a tragedy ... and I would be firmly attached to the fence with both hands , Not_f...
by Not_Karl
Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:26 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: St Maarten (SXM) tomfoolery
Replies: 31
Views: 1200

Re: St Maarten (SXM) tomfoolery

I like that there's a not_guy, with not_comprehensive swimwear, who IS clinging to the fence.
At the risk of being called a livery-wanking fenceperv and be sent to that other forum, I proudly admit that, if I ever visit SXM, female anatomy would Not_be my top interest.
by Not_Karl
Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:47 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: St Maarten (SXM) tomfoolery
Replies: 31
Views: 1200

Re: St Maarten (SXM) tomfoolery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwwy0kv_HI

(Actual clip at ~0:25, reappearing at ~2:30

It would appear that Evan needs to be calling for some regulation!
I like that there's a guy NOT clinging to the fence and another lets go to catch a piece of clothing. Suicidal cowboys! :roll:
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: Preservation from Brian's delete button.

In an effort to stir crap (at a level 25% as good as Flyboy and ITS), I have razzed Brian, there. If he is in a bitchy mood, he will delete my post and ban me. A couple weeks ago, I made a zinger comment on a photo rejection too...(I note that the rejection appeal infestation in "Aviation Discussio...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:12 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: St Maarten (SXM) tomfoolery
Replies: 31
Views: 1200

Re: St Maarten (SXM) tomfoolery

I am in many minds about this event. Would I stand directly under the jet blast? No. Is it dangerous? Manifestly, yes. Why haven't more died? ...Here's a [deleted video] of a bunch of morons trying to hold onto the fence at SXM as a JetBlue plane departs... Gotta confess, I kinda want to do it. And...
by Not_Karl
Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:48 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: C-130, Mississippi
Replies: 3
Views: 112

Re: C-130, Mississippi

From a post-crash picture, it would seem to this outsider ignorant asshat that more vertical than horizontal velocity was involved.
by Not_Karl
Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:52 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Obtaining our well deserved badges and getting our images on FR24 are very important issues.
by Not_Karl
Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:25 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: A 330 Shaking Like Washing Machine
Replies: 10
Views: 254

Re: A 330 Shaking Like Washing Machine

Interesting to review the things we forumites have encountered: 3BS: 737 Right Main Shimmy Damper Failure Gabby: Lightning strike , puke bag exhaustion, diversion and Av-Herald write up. Per: Failure of a super-crazy-reliable-ETOPS-compatible turbofan engine. RO'G: Rejected takeoffs - 1, Lightning ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:12 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 19
Views: 930

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

Look what I found....
A buttplane! :shock: :shock: :shock:
by Not_Karl
Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Office 365

Maybe you should introduce Vandelay Industries, Inc. to the delights of OpenOffice...
by Not_Karl
Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Time to change testing protocols?
Replies: 2
Views: 131

Re: Time to change testing protocols?

...alligators on the runway and Not_Karl singing on the tower frequency ( https://forums.jetphotos.com/showthread ... fety-issue ).
I wonder if pilots were subjected to increased stress and pressure leading to [splat] possibilities during the communications disruption.
by Not_Karl
Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: Bradley
Replies: 1
Views: 99

Re: F.A.O.: Bradley

Concur! :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:49 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No hablo alemán
Replies: 1
Views: 105

Re: No hablo alemán

Where's the "how to zip-tie a passenger the Captain does not like" part?
by Not_Karl
Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 441
Views: 14320

Re: The regulation of _____________.

Are we anxiously waiting for Brianie 's answer to ATLcrewie ? NOT popcorn worthy :cry: . And there is part of me that understands that 'the government' is probably the worst entity to enact such regulations. I can think of two that are worse: corporate CEOs/boards, and corporate shareholders. Basic...

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