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by Not_Karl
Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:03 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Southwest engine went boom
Replies: 32
Views: 223

Re: Southwest engine went boom

AvHerald now has a picture of the damaged fan. Not_Karl: ***2) Ban all CFM-56 turbine engines?*** Not_ Fixed as much as asked. AvieHeraldie: EASA had released Airworthiness Directive 2018-0071 dated Mar 26th 2018 and effective Apr 2nd 2018 reasoning: "An occurrence was reported of fan blade failure...
by Not_Karl
Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:49 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Southwest engine went boom
Replies: 32
Views: 223

Re: Southwest engine went boom

1) Ban all aeroplanies.
2) Ban all turbine engines.
3) Ban the French from the aeroplanie industry.
4) Ban ancientliners designed 60 years ago.
5) Ban Southwest.

AvieHeraldie.
by Not_Karl
Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Just to let you know I am still alive.
Replies: 7
Views: 63

Re: Just to let you know I am still alive.

Welcome back! :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:44 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 3BS Witnesses a very rare event at Flyover International
Replies: 7
Views: 131

Re: 3BS Witnesses a very rare event at Flyover International

That's not a Boeing.
How can you be sure that it is not a Boeing disguised as an Aircheapcompositecrackerboxbus?
by Not_Karl
Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1049
Views: 102766

Re: 787 troubles, the latest news..

Could some spare 380 engines work? Oh wait, they have been known to do nasty things to composite wing struts...
Fixed.
Ban cheap-composite fan blades!
by Not_Karl
Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:06 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 2
Views: 58

Re: Welcome

:clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:32 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Tourist hell i chopper crashes.
Replies: 37
Views: 1263

Re: Tourist hell i chopper crashes.

Can, unless your donkey is named Horse.
Per
No, it's a donkey with no name.
by Not_Karl
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 568
Views: 36195

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Gabe, there:
And no, the pilot with a concealed gun or a bomb transported in the cargo hold don't qualify either.
(as a warbird)
What if the pilot drops toilet paper rolls?
by Not_Karl
Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:01 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Tourist hell i chopper crashes.
Replies: 37
Views: 1263

Re: Tourist hell i chopper crashes.

...and don't say horse.
Can we still say "donkey"?
by Not_Karl
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:10 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Per deals with rudder hard-over
Replies: 2
Views: 61

Re: Per deals with rudder hard-over

Maybe Per thought this Lirica-200 class ship would have the same kind of automation than the Lirica-236A class and crashed by using perfect ship's wheel-and-rudder helmsmanship.
That said, meteor involvement should Not_be discarded.
by Not_Karl
Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:42 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Sorry Boing
Replies: 13
Views: 129

Re: Sorry Boing

I see much foreground clutter AND background clutter (trucks and fences) All those flags on the underside are underexposed. The whole thing needs to be sharpened and cleaned up dust spots. And in the realm of the PUREST of opinions (not based on any fact at all)...the S-duct is too severe and too f...
by Not_Karl
Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:44 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: What's all this crap about long runways and V1 and TOPMS?
Replies: 1
Views: 123

Re: What's all this crap about long runways and V1 and TOPMS?

Not_noteworthy, we all know that :D Boeings :D can make vertical take-offs.
by Not_Karl
Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:15 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Dash 8 down in Kathmandu
Replies: 17
Views: 715

Re: Dash 8 down in Kathmandu

Sorry, if I posted something there,
Consider me offended.
I am not allowed to post it here too.
I authorize you.
by Not_Karl
Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:50 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Fumes kills pilot
Replies: 23
Views: 564

Re: Fumes kills pilot

Gabriel, are you back to posting the same stuff all over the place or what?
If it's worth it, yes. I mean, if you are ok with that, of course,
It's not worth it.
It is.
Or have a bird in a cage.
Only if it is allowed as a comfort animal.
by Not_Karl
Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:17 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Fumes kills pilot
Replies: 23
Views: 564

Re: Fumes kills pilot

as Not_Karl likes to day, "Ban all airplanes". INDEED . (...) see if someone suggests a bold, eye-rolling modification to aerospace safety methods. Instead of banning all aeroplanies, we could just ban those with enclosed, pressurized, bleed-air chemtrailed/fire-prone electrically pumped cabins. Lo...
by Not_Karl
Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Happy 10th
Replies: 12
Views: 1441

Re: Happy 10th

Mr. Snappy is your friend
no
by Not_Karl
Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:41 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Tourist hell i chopper crashes.
Replies: 37
Views: 1263

Re: Tourist hell i chopper crashes.

Should all helicopteries have ejectable rotors and ballistic parachutes ? Should I make crude drawings of this and present them there as a revolutionary idea to make Not_fixed-wing-aviation safer ? (I'm missing that kind of posts...) Yes, you should. The question is... will you? Of course Not _ :P ...
by Not_Karl
Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 568
Views: 36195

URGENT photoediting help needed.

Could you please bring your photographic expertise here? Thanks in advance.
by Not_Karl
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:42 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Tourist hell i chopper crashes.
Replies: 37
Views: 1263

Re: Tourist hell i chopper crashes.

Should all helicopteries have ejectable rotors and ballistic parachutes? Should I make crude drawings of this and present them there as a revolutionary idea to make Not_fixed-wing-aviation safer? (I'm missing that kind of posts...)
by Not_Karl
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:34 pm
Forum: Military Aviation Discussion
Topic: Tipping over V-1s
Replies: 4
Views: 270

Re: Tipping over V-1s

Were there written procedures for this or is it cowboy improvisation? Should we ask for opinion there?
by Not_Karl
Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:30 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Total Russian-made drone disaster
Replies: 9
Views: 345

Re: Total Russian-made drone disaster

Neither. With the "200 hour commercial pilot with or without a medical or recent BFR..."
I was about to say "as long as they're sober and clothed...", but then:
Sometimes, beer was involved.
Let's hope that nudity was Not_involved :shock: (or at least that Nair was liberally applied).
by Not_Karl
Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:57 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 568
Views: 36195

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

TeeieVeeie, there:
look deep into 3BS's last post(...)
3BS talks about (...)
ATLCrewboy2548m must be proud! :mrgreen:

And Coca-Cola Light is disgusting, his mom should have been forcibly deplaned :evil: .
by Not_Karl
Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 568
Views: 36195

Racist screeners

https://forums.jetphotos.com/showthread ... post662038

If it wasn't for the glare and the obstructing engine, it could have a chance on QRCodePhotos.net...

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