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by Not_Karl
Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 60
Views: 982

"An Aggie from St. Louis teaching tall Argentinian men the subtleties of the English language."

Maybe I should ask AI for "an Aggie from St. Louis teaching tall Argentinian men the subtleties of El Idioma Inglés"? :D No Flyover ATM's Logdude , regrettably :cry: https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG3.fbF6pPJORs1s7BdxG_3z?w=1024&h=1024&pid=ImgDetMain Here Threewee looks like a corrupt...
by Not_Karl
Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR TOTAL SHIP-BRIDGE DISASTER!!!!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 71

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR TOTAL SHIP-BRIDGE DISASTER!!!!!!

Not_karl, please don't ever talk about banning planes again until you accomplished banning all bridges first. Noone would build obstacles several kilocorgies up in the sky . Everybody knows that aeroplanies fly there and there would be a high risk of stupid pilots crashing into them. The fact that ...
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1029
Views: 236571

[i]He[/i] blames McNerney...

...I blame McVerbie.

I thought that was you standing next to your full size 150/2?
I thought the same :mrgreen:
And only WOW, Braniff and Wizz Air may use Purple.
Fixed.
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:40 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1029
Views: 236571

Re: That's what I call LIVING the DREAM...

I watched Zabriskie Point . I found it generally boring BUT, apart from some nice cinematography and good music , there's also aeroplanie action ... INCLUDING an artisanal, NSFW, hippie RE-LIVERYING (Google "Zabriskie Point airplane". The first page of results, at least, doesn't show the ...
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:33 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1029
Views: 236571

I'm confused...

Facebook's Messenger , before it stopped working :x in my ancient tablet, offered two themes named " Football ". One indeed shows a football , but the other one shows an ovoid object that appears to be designed to be carried in one's hands ... :? :? Screenshot_2024-02-26-03-33-58.jpg
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:26 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...
Replies: 15
Views: 826

Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

I took this screenshot a long time ago and forgot to post it.
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by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:14 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Airyplany pix
Replies: 3
Views: 45

Re: Airyplany pix

Last JetPhoto: Il-76 The passenger twin-engine plane featured in picture 2 (and subsequent pictures cluttered with the hands of an ape) is definitively some old DC-9. And the AI shows exactly what we would expect with him at the controls :D . The fighter jet whose tail is seen above a piston engine,...
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:10 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: What a story
Replies: 3
Views: 34

Re: What a story

what is the key message here?
Are you Flyboy?
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 22, 2024 5:11 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flyover, but with banjos...
Replies: 2
Views: 38

Re: Flyover, but with banjos...

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives has to be the best bureau . It has most of the greatest things! Shea De Bruyn, a neighbor, told NBC affiliate KARK of Little Rock that she was woken by five or six loud bangs. "My heart was racing and the dogs were barking." she said....
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Gawd...
Replies: 5
Views: 56

Re: Gawd...

Waiting for Threewee's input.
by Not_Karl
Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: A220
Replies: 6
Views: 149

Re: A220

food so - so.
I blame Boeing.
No Akevitt. :roll:
Did you check the fuel tanks?
by Not_Karl
Mon Mar 18, 2024 11:54 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...
Replies: 181
Views: 43872

In my informed opinion...

...all modern Boeing aeroplanies should be BANNED from flying until they're equipped with ballistic parachutes. Or, better still, banned forever.
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:52 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391245

Re: Guarded switches

SUPPOSEDLY:

(...)The pilot seat begins moving forward.(...)
I asked to ban ALL sliding seats more than six years ago. As usual, they wait for a (or several) TADs!!!!!! before taking action :x :x :x :x :x
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:59 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: The Chinese built my perfect airplane...
Replies: 9
Views: 108

Re: The Chinese built my perfect airplane...

Carnot has left the chat.
Good riddance. Let's hope Newton does the same.
by Not_Karl
Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:44 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: What is it with Alaska Airlines?
Replies: 6
Views: 62

Re: What is it with Alaska Airlines?

Maybe he noticed a flap misconfiguration and/or a gremlin destroying the wing and engine?
Thankfully the cockpit door appeared to Not_be missing its nuts or pins.
by Not_Karl
Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 60
Views: 982

"A Boeing 747 with windmills instead of engines"

Not_what I expected as it still has two engines, but this was the best result of the four (the other three showed a Boeing 747 and windmills Not_connected to it).

Image
by Not_Karl
Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: The Chinese built my perfect airplane...
Replies: 9
Views: 108

Re: Who cares about DC-9s and 757s and 737-MXs?

What we really need is an airplane to haul windmill blades, and by golly aeroengineers are working on it! Because it’s good for the climate to burn jet fuel to fly blades, one at a time, and they still have to be trucked to and from the runway. Generators are basically electric motors , right? Put ...
by Not_Karl
Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 60
Views: 982

Re: (More) IA image creation shenanigans

Introducing... the Boeing 7777777: https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittyaskflying/comments/1bdmtga/just_ordered_this_but_not_sure_itll_fit_in_my/ Local media published it as an actual project and "the aeroplanie of the future"... twice. Imagine the number of bolts, nuts and pins for Verbie to f...
by Not_Karl
Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:48 am
Forum: Political Discussion Forum
Topic: [b]We[/b]...
Replies: 1
Views: 54

[b]We[/b]...

...may be a failed 4th World Country on the brink of TOTAL SOCIOECONOMIC DISASTER!!!! and have the most corrupt, liar, criminal, inept, unfit, mentally unstable, etc. politicians in the known Universe (excluding dictatorships) , but at least don't have members of the royal family uploading ban-worth...
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:01 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391245

Re: MCAS…

Did you make a typo? 18 months is 540 days: our generally-agreed longevity estimate. Those are the numbers being discussed there . Evanie’s no fly list? They handled this better than the Air France guys. But, genius piloting or Not _, Evanie is wondering if the airlinie has Not _followed an importa...
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:52 pm
Forum: The Waldo Pepper Lounge
Topic: The "Funny Reddit aviation post" thread
Replies: 22
Views: 2692

Jesus is my driver.

I don't know what to say about this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittyaskflyin ... s_stoopid/
"On a wing and a prayer"?
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:48 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Fly-by-nothing?
Replies: 2
Views: 65

Re: Fly-by-nothing?

Verbie-bashing here.
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 12:46 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391245

Re: MCAS…

Evanie cites a need to reboot the computer occasionally. I guess Boeing didn't expect their aeroplanies to last 22 days , let alone 240. In all fairness, neither did I . But I do expect LATAM shares to experience a huge MCAS-like drop following said airlinie's possible addition to Evanie's list .
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 12:09 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391245

Re: MCAS…

…apparently functional in 787s. (March 2024) AvieHeraldie entry . A LATAM Chile Boeing 787-9 (...) was enroute at FL410(...) when the aircraft encountered an upset causing injuries to 12 people on board. The aircraft continued to Auckland for a landing without further incident. (...) The airline re...
by Not_Karl
Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: The Chinese built my perfect airplane...
Replies: 9
Views: 108

no

"Perfect". doesN't_have 3 engines... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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