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by Not_Karl
Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Server Crash 10 year Anniversary
Replies: 7
Views: 69

Re: Server Crash 10 year Anniversary

...whilst browsing a backup archive...
"What's a 'backup archive'?" -Chris K., probably.
by Not_Karl
Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:40 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Turbulent Landing
Replies: 26
Views: 142

Re: Turbulent Landing

Plot twist: There was no wind, the movements of the aeroplanie are the result of rudder reversals and other monkeying by stupid pilots.
by Not_Karl
Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:40 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Turbulent Landing
Replies: 26
Views: 142

Re: Cowboy Improvisational Airmanship

Back to asshattery- should I post this, there with something about Cowboy unstabilized Approaches to see if the trolling gets any bites?
Do you expect any other answer than "of course!"?
by Not_Karl
Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:25 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Good For Delta - Crackdown on Comfort Animals
Replies: 5
Views: 42

Re: Good For Delta - Crackdown on Comfort Animals

What about monkey pilots?
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:49 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Those Wacky TV Crews Are At it Again
Replies: 1
Views: 29

Re: Those Wacky TV Crews Are At it Again

Hopefully they can still make a reality show of their life in jail...
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 535
Views: 26718

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Evanie and Gabie, there : he A300 (and every other certified airliner) can withstand a full, rapid rudder deflection to the mechanical stops (push the pedal as hard as you want) in a single direction at a speed lower than the maneuver speed Va (aka the limit load) without permanent deformation plus ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:41 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Turbulent Landing
Replies: 26
Views: 142

Re: Turbulent Landing

I hope that no drinks were spilled.
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:30 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Relentless pull up thread 456,214
Replies: 5
Views: 70

Re: Relentless pull up thread 456,214

Ban the MU-2? Ban crashes. I already asked for that , but the monkey pilots keep on crashing... Ban the MU-2? Ban crashes. ...and an airplane that will bank over 70 degrees just because you hit the gas isn't nasty (some sarcasm) And don't forget the extreme danger of adding power in aeroplanies wit...
by Not_Karl
Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:53 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Bell 525 in-flight break-up, July 6, 2016 - FINAL REPORT
Replies: 0
Views: 26

Bell 525 in-flight break-up, July 6, 2016 - FINAL REPORT

The fatal July 6, 2016 in-flight break-up of Bell 525 flight test vehicle 1 (FTV-1) was caused by “ severe vibration of the helicopter that led to the crew's inability to maintain sufficient rotor rotation speed (Nr), leading to excessive main rotor blade flapping , subsequent main rotor blade cont...
by Not_Karl
Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Server Crash 10 year Anniversary
Replies: 7
Views: 69

Re: Server Crash 10 year Anniversary

Not_Karl and I had an exchange about the Wiki article several months back, and how it had been sanitized- and it SEEMS it has been FURTHER sanitized since. I was the sanitizer (and also added the link to this forum, those to the abandoned forums had already been deleted) ; the JetPedos scandal desc...
by Not_Karl
Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Blast from the past.
Replies: 9
Views: 78

Re: Blast from the past.

Time flies.
Let's hope it's not made of cheap composites...
by Not_Karl
Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:59 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Interesting (recent) total air disasters
Replies: 23
Views: 351

Re: Security measures turning aganist us... again.

Maybe a translation issue. I imagine it is for making sure that the crew member knocking on the cockpit door is not in the undesired company of a baddie. It was exactly that. Thanks :D What would be the correct term? We would call it " portero visor ", translate that! :D Translation of portero viso...
by Not_Karl
Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:54 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 535
Views: 26718

ELEVATOR reversals...

Should we mention this incident in the 737 rudder hardover thread there ? Wikipedia wrote: At the request of the NTSB, data from the Penny & Giles Quick Access Recorder - "QAR" - of a British Airways (BA) Boeing 747-400 London-Bangkok flight in which the aircraft had suffered an un-commanded elevato...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Relentless pull up thread 456,214
Replies: 5
Views: 70

Re: Relentless pull up thread 456,214

Ban the MU-2?
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:36 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Interesting (recent) total air disasters
Replies: 23
Views: 351

Re: Security measures turning aganist us... again.

A video system tries to catch fire and cause a total air disaster. Moscow's Transport Prosecution Office reported there was sparking and smoke pollution from the video surveillance equipment due to a wiring/insulation fault. Video surveillance equipment? What/who are they surveilling? Maybe a trans...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:03 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Interesting (recent) total air disasters
Replies: 23
Views: 351

Security measures turning aganist us... again.

A video system tries to catch fire and cause a total air disaster. Proposed solution : Ban all security systems, including cockpit door locks -or, better still, cockpit doors entirely... so we can see and stop the pilots when they start monkeying with something-. -----------------------------------...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:57 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 535
Views: 26718

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

3WE , there : No one bit on my suggestion that the stall warning (or a slow warning) kicks in sooner... Instead of a " total near stall!! " warning, I suggest an " everything's OK! " alarm sounding all the time , except when a near/total air disaster approaches . The 737 and its total rudder disast...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:11 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Squid lures 737 into sea.
Replies: 12
Views: 127

Re: Squid lures 737 into sea.

That photo has a resemblance with our new AIRDISASTER.INFO logo. It can be just a coincidence .... ...or maybe the logo was a warning . I fear Sickie might be the Leader of the Superior Cephalopods . planes are often not that good at off-roading. On one hand, a cheap composite crackerbox probably w...
by Not_Karl
Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:40 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 535
Views: 26718

Redundant pilots

https://forums.jetphotos.com/showthread ... -of-the-FO

I would say that halving the number of stupid monkey pilots should also halve the chances of one of them screwing up (or locking the other out of the cockpit). Discuss.
by Not_Karl
Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: New AD Logo for 2018
Replies: 45
Views: 429

Re: New AD Logo for 2018

It would appear that our current logo features an octopus rather than a squid.
And a rejection worthy backlit airplane!
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 535
Views: 26718

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Uros Drapsin , there : What are your guys opinions on this? Would like to hear your thought? Is it because they are tired , or because they are the typical stupid monkey cowboy stick-and-rudder, procedure-regulations-and-safety-stomper, CB-fiddling asshat pilots ? And what kind and intensity of phy...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: New AD Logo for 2018
Replies: 45
Views: 429

Re: New AD Logo for 2018

The logo does not have to have "airdisaster.info" in it. We all know where we are.
I don't know. Stupid monkey pilots could visit this website during important phases of flight and be confused...

RoGgie: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:46 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....
Replies: 426
Views: 40250

Re: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....

Well the good news is, the plane now has a large opening in the side to vent the fumes that will be generated when the battery fails...
And those drunken passengers trying to open a door in flight will surely like this plane!
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:10 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: New AD Logo for 2018
Replies: 45
Views: 429

Re: New AD Logo for 2018

I think the right choice was made Disconcur ; however, my warped humour will make it livable. One semi-serious issue, as Flyboy used to point out liberally, I am not all that smart, and this logo definitely needs some text that says, "AirDisaster.info"...otherwise, I will not know if I am at AD.inf...
by Not_Karl
Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:23 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: PANIC AT TORONTO!
Replies: 9
Views: 122

Re: PANIC AT TORONTO!

Any Donkeys involved?
Donkeys, no. CB-pulling monkeys, probably.

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