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by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:34 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Found a TouTube (2/18/2019)
Replies: 2
Views: 35

Re: Found a TouTube (2/18/2019)

I fixed the title:
PASSENGER AIRCRAFT FAILS TO TAKEOFF! BOEING 737 NEAR TOTAL AIR DISASTER!!!!!
Or, better still:
PASSENGER AIRCRAFT FAILS TO TOTAL AIR DISASTER!!!!!
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:19 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 482

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

Over six legs...
I blame Gabe's long femurs.
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 658
Views: 46359

Re: How do [i]we[/i] feel about the new green plan for USA...

Sorry, any mode of transportation where you can't pull up relentlessly isn't worth discussing. :mrgreen:
Ok.
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by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 15, 2019 2:43 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 658
Views: 46359

Re: How do [i]we[/i] feel about the new green plan for USA...

But what will we...errr...they take pictures of so they can enjoy getting rejected and send flowery rejection appeals?
There are alternatives.
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 658
Views: 46359

Re: How do [i]we[/i] feel about the new green plan for USA...

this plan calls for large scale elimination of aeroplanies.
At last!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:09 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Air Canada 777 tail strike
Replies: 10
Views: 98

Re: Air Canada 777 tail strike

How does smashing the airplane's fuselage into the runway qualify as a "good" landing? Please explain in 10,000 words or less.
Everybody walked away + aeroplanie can be reused (after some duct tape and zip ties) = pretty good landing.
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 35
Views: 3174

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

I thought it was an engineering testbed to figure out how to create even smaller lavatories.
Fixed.
What I really like is that revolutionary anti-tailstrike landing gear :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:38 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 35
Views: 3174

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

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I see Boeing is already advancing with the weight-reduction phase...
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:24 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Total Kenya Airways E190 Ground Disaster
Replies: 4
Views: 69

Re: Total Kenya Airways E190 Ground Disaster

Since it involves SI units and soccer, I could not care less.
Maybe Gabie was involved, then? He seems to break aeroplanies almost as frequently as you.
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:22 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 482

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

The automated system doesn't know about my anxiety and suffering... torture...
Maybe you should let it know... With TeeVee's help :D
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Total Kenya Airways E190 Ground Disaster
Replies: 4
Views: 69

Re: Total Kenya Airways E190 Ground Disaster

I'm waiting to read 3WE's account in his "Flight Report" thread.
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 482

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

I don't remember ever reading of a journey delayed by a malfunctioning fuel indicator in a donkey cart... :roll: :roll: I can imagine the situation, the pilot calling maintenance and a recorded voice answering "all our mechanics are currently busy repairing 3WE's planes, please wait at the gate for ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:41 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 482

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

...temperature units...[/size]. ..Degrees Fahrenheit...everywhere in the known universe except outside USA... Your and Not-Karl's temperature units suck. Some minor fixes: Temp Units FIXED.JPG (Please excuse the clearly visible compression artifacts , this picture will Not_be uploaded to Temperatur...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 482

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

Hey, 3WE, every aeroplanie you get in immediately explodes in one way or another (OK, not always immediately , shimmy dampers tend to explode on landing) or gets covered in 50 M of snow . Have you considered to stop flying as to Not_affect other passengers ? pink stuff- and still ice cycles on wing....
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Annual squid roundup 2019
Replies: 7
Views: 307

Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus' https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-47144891 BBC: Octopuses are not unheard of in the seas off the south coast of England, but this particular cephalopod would have had to crawl more than 5km over hills and fields to find itself in the path of a car on ...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:15 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 482

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

Being serious- the day had two separate aircraft problems (actually 3).
These new aeroplanie-things are unreliable and dangerous. Why Not_travel with a proven method of transportation, like donkey carts?
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:08 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A380 troubles, the latest news...
Replies: 231
Views: 37250

Re: A380 troubles, the latest news...

Glare is a multilayer sandwich of alumining and glass/resin
Sounds delicious!
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:19 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 482

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

Did you rioted?
Update- new plane came with too much fuel...slowly offloading.
As long as the aeroplanie doesn't catch fire, I don't see the problem. After all, extra weight is going to be waaaaaaaaaaay less costly to the airline than the lawsuit TeeieVeeie is going to file for you.
by Not_Karl
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 482

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

30 min delay. Pylon needs speed tape.

Where’s the tape? The third engine? The backup aircraft?
Maybe you should start bringing tape in your handbag, not only zip-ties.
by Not_Karl
Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: JetPhoto Pre-Screening Thread...
Replies: 33
Views: 3768

Re: Pre-screening, Flight report, and Announcement of high signficance.

While all true, I thought it was kind of cool and included a cool aeroplanie and pretty sunrise.
But JP.net does not take into account coolness or beauty, only image quality 8-).
Maybe I’ll burn my iPhone.
You could have saved some trouble buying a Galaxy Note 7 :P
by Not_Karl
Sat Jan 26, 2019 2:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: JetPhoto Pre-Screening Thread...
Replies: 33
Views: 3768

Re: Pre-screening, Flight report, and Announcement of high signficance.

1. See photo below and please supply appropriate criticism. Horizon unlevel. Dark/Underexposed. Blurry/out of focus. Vignetting not allowed. Probably dirty and window reflections. You should be ashamed of yourself and never ever take another picture of anything again. 3. Of much significance is tha...
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:30 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Drunk 'hooligan' on Russian flight restrained after behaving inappropriately
Replies: 2
Views: 78

Re: Drunk 'hooligan' on Russian flight restrained after behaving inappropriately

Look, BBie left a comment (probably thinking of 3WEie) using a fakeusername on Jie's linky:
All my flights are peaceful and quiet. I'd love to hogtie a hooligan. I never get to have any fun.
by Not_Karl
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:01 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Saha B707 crash in Iran: landed at wrong airport and overran short runway
Replies: 3
Views: 110

Saha B707 crash in Iran: landed at wrong airport and overran short runway

https://avherald.com/h?article=4c2d9613&opt=0 A Saha Airlines Boeing 707-300 freighter, registration EP-CPP (...) was on approach to Karaj's Payam Airport's runway 30 (length 3660 meters/12,000 feet ) when the crew descended towards and landed on Fath's airport 31L ( length 1000 meters/3300 feet ), ...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:41 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: ad has been upgraded
Replies: 12
Views: 540

Re: ad has been upgraded

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:03 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: There's piloting, then there's this
Replies: 2
Views: 96

Re: There's piloting, then there's this

And there's filming :) and vertical filming... :x :x :x :x :x

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