"...a trijet variant of the MD-11..." - So the MD-11 didn't have the perfect number of engines?!?!?!

Forget about Evanie's background, we NEED to know what avatar TeeieVeeie did/didn't have during his first month of life there.

Conspiracy theory: TeeieVeeie did have an avatar during that month - it was a picture of Evanie's workplace.

However, lots of guarded switches and slight hyperbole on Evans’s view of pilots.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/5W82Le ... tid=qDwCgo

He didn't pull the fire handles?

https://twitter.com/LV_CAA/status/1786829917906206844

...but they seem to have a problem with runway incursions...

...until they tell us to stick to our keyboards...

Doesn't that cause a substantial increase in irritating questions?

I don't care, I only hope that he Nairs that ugly and probably Not_aerodynamic mustache ASAP.

Face diaper compliance seems low, too.

Maybe they had their face-diapers in their luggage and that's why they were trying to save it.

In fact, scratch women and children . From AvieHeraldie : A Laser Airlines McDonnell Douglas MD-82 (...) was preparing for departure when an emergency evacuation was carried out. A number of passengers received minor injuries as result of the (disorderly) evacuation. (...) Venezuela's INAC reported ...

the price of popcorn ... is expected to go up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You are THE poster child ... Please don't EVER call me that there . BBie : Having flown during both Gulf Wars, in and out of places that most civilians have never heard of, and a few I can't tell anyone about I miss Kentie , I would love to read how he tops that :cry: . (At least we still have Evan...

What’s palm oil?

A relative of hand lotion, probably.

And requires GMO popcorn. INDEED . I'd ask ChatPGT who Evanie is... But I fear that if it replies with an evasive "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't answer that" it would mean that Evanie is actually AI ... Nobody on this forum needs to explain their avatar pic. I'm SO waiting for someone to ask a...

Maybe now the shimmy dampeners will Not_be the primary cause of 737 TOTAL LANDING GEAR DISASTERS!!!!!

With this!

*: "now" = 1992

(Of course I still have some ball mice!)

…and TeeVee asked a most-awesome lawyer question: “Has Evan ever screwed the pooch on anything?” (Or as I like to say, has he ever fallen off his bicycle…something that gives most of us a little perspective on being human). I'm 101% perfect and still have fallen from my bicycle due to external fact...

Wrong.

Sad

...asked Evanie about his background . We didn't get an answer (as usual) . Berntie thinks he may be a Q400 pilot . I do Not_ (I think Evanie's avatar shows the view from a passenger , Not_cockpit, window ... but, above all, I would find hard to believe the Dash 8 Not_being in his no-fly list ...) .

With so much debate about what cowmonkeypilots should or shouldn't do in case of a bounce I now understand McDonald's Douglas' solution for the DC-10/MD-11.

It must have sucked for the stupid, fatigued cowmonkey pilots to be forced to do a perfect landing as they were missing a slide....

Gabie , there : In general no. It is a myth (at least in airliners) that bounces are the result of hard touchdowns or that hard touchdowns result in a bounce, as many super rough landings with no or minimum bounce can attest. Oleo-pneumatic shock absorbers in transport category planes are close to ...

Does that landing gear have anti-skid?

I don't know, looks like something that could have fatal flaws...

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Is he Donaldo Trumpo con Bigote?

Helmet?!?!?

INDEED. Here's an accurate depiction of me: