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by Ed
Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Congratulations Monchavo!
Replies: 24
Views: 1400

Re: Congratulations Monchavo!

I'm assuming this was your first meeting with ITS?
Negative. My first meeting with Ed.
Yes! It was a good time.
by Ed
Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:21 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Ouch!
Replies: 4
Views: 639

Ouch!

Surprisingly graphic pictures of the aftermath of getting sucked into a 737 engine. You have been warned.

http://r721.livejournal.com/10526.html
by Ed
Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:10 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Asiana 777 at SFO
Replies: 99
Views: 9951

Re: Asiana 777 at SFO

Where are the freaky-ass plane spotters when you need then? When there is no crash, they are whacking each other off and snapping 30 frames per second at the perimeter fer chrissssakes.
Then? Talk about freaky! Ed, you need to go hang out with ITS and do some whacking.
You are SO cool!
by Ed
Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:42 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Asiana 777 at SFO
Replies: 99
Views: 9951

Re: Asiana 777 at SFO

Where are the freaky-ass plane spotters when you need then? When there is no crash, they are whacking each other off and snapping 30 frames per second at the perimeter fer chrissssakes.
by Ed
Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:11 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....
Replies: 421
Views: 36639

Re: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....

Is "Chris Foss" actually Tony Manzur?
Isn't it obvious?

LOL! All we need back is NSA San Diego "Karl" and Amy for the perfect trifecta.
by Ed
Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:01 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....
Replies: 421
Views: 36639

Re: 787 inflight structural breakup in 3....2....1....

Is "Chris Foss" actually Tony Manzur?
by Ed
Thu May 30, 2013 11:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Fighter jets "escorting" "at-risk" aircraft
Replies: 20
Views: 1501

Re: Fighter jets "escorting" "at-risk" aircraft

There is a difference between discussing general security terms and specifics. Specific details about security measures and counter-measures should never be discussed, as they are part of the design basis threat assessment. General information such as "Our airline has security measures in place...."...
by Ed
Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO CANADIANS
Replies: 9
Views: 1038

Re: FAO CANADIANS

If Anne Frank were around she would be a Belieber.
by Ed
Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO: Ed
Replies: 6
Views: 703

Re: FAO: Ed

by Ed
Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO: Ed
Replies: 6
Views: 703

Re: FAO: Ed

Most subtle homoerotic video ever.
If that's homoerotic, bring on Kilroy, I'm ready for him and Lafawnda.
by Ed
Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: ITS and JetCaptain debating old versus new navigation...
Replies: 6
Views: 827

Re: ITS and JetCaptain debating old versus new navigation...

Yes, because the forums are so very interesting with your profound aviation knowledge sickbag......
by Ed
Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Merry Yule Tide
Replies: 7
Views: 1017

Re: Merry Yule Tide

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/12/18/1292683122926/beggar-007.jpg Merry xmas everyone! Filthy dirty bum....and where the f*** did that piece of crap get a dog? He could eat that if he's hungry, or better yet: sell it to a rich child, buy a freaking tie, and g...
by Ed
Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norwegian exceptionalism
Replies: 252
Views: 24985

Re: Norwegian exceptionalism

Ed - Who do you think careS about you being [in] f***ing ANYWHERE? [nowhEre].
Why....everyone, of course!
by Ed
Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norwegian exceptionalism
Replies: 252
Views: 24985

Re: Norwegian exceptionalism

I have been to Halden. Lovely town actually.

Not a calutron in sight....
by Ed
Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: The amusing Friday afternoon post...
Replies: 6
Views: 681

Re: The amusing Friday afternoon post...

I just bought a calutron at Walmart. I knocked over an 82 year old woman in a Rascal to get at it first. They were already out of HEU, so I bought lower grade. Now I am off to BestBuy to see if they have any small modular reactor-based microgrids to power the god-damn thing.....f***ing calutrons.......
by Ed
Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norway hates Canada
Replies: 24
Views: 1239

Re: Norway hates Canada

Canada won the gold medal for Stomping On Peoples' Heads.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d36 ... o1_500.gif
That was hardly a stomp - you don't get up from a proper stomp.....ever............again.
by Ed
Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:28 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Altitude + Weight + Insufficient Curvature of Earth
Replies: 12
Views: 1399

Re: Altitude + Weight + Insufficient Curvature of Earth

That pilot was past his due date.

Also, they are lucky they jizzed into a bunch of small, dead and dry trees........
by Ed
Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:29 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Altitude + Weight + Insufficient Curvature of Earth
Replies: 12
Views: 1399

Re: Altitude + Weight + Insufficient Curvature of Earth

Tough to watch as you can see the plane struggling to even get airborne. The fact that he had that a/c loaded up like a clown car didn't help. Also, all this reference to 'air pocket'.....possibly, but also possibly the transition from flat to rough surface changed the shear conditions which to comp...
by Ed
Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:48 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norway hates Canada
Replies: 24
Views: 1239

Re: Norway hates Canada

Beaten, or robbed by the Global Olympic Cabal (GOC)?

Also, we won a gold in the age old Olympic sport of trampoline, so go suck a squid!
by Ed
Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:34 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norway hates Canada
Replies: 24
Views: 1239

Re: Norway hates Canada

We accept your apology Per. Just never ever let any of your country(wo)men referee football......ever.

:D

Also, the good news is that, because it was Canada, we probably gave her a maple syrup gift bag....in Latin America, she would have been murdered before she left the field.
by Ed
Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:08 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norway hates Canada
Replies: 24
Views: 1239

Norway hates Canada

Fine, you American wannabes. So much for all your posing rambles against the USA.

See if we help you out in the next World War, Nazi cocksuckers!
by Ed
Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:30 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Ed
Replies: 2
Views: 338

Re: FAO Ed

Somewhat of an improvement from the fat drunken hairy rugby chicks that dominated 15 years ago....although, the good point is that those fat drunken hairy chicks did not mind if you were drunk and smelly. Quid pro quo.
by Ed
Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:01 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: MD 83 down in Nigeria
Replies: 15
Views: 1429

Re: MD 83 down in Nigeria

Fortunately, the lawyers are all over this one. Lawsuit filed in US over Nigerian plane crash Associated Press 06/07/2012 Copyright 2012. The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. The husband of a Nigerian woman who died in the crash of a Nigerian airliner that killed 153 people has filed a lawsui...
by Ed
Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:01 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norway continues to devolve
Replies: 25
Views: 2309

Re: Norway continues to devolve

Where's Unloved Ed? Per Scotland.....Vienna...........other places......................... Do you not have a choice? Poor Ed. Per No choice. It is feast or famine with traveling and I. All I want to do is work in my garden. Oh wait, I don't have a garden this year since I was traveling for over 3 ...
by Ed
Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:46 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: MD 83 down in Nigeria
Replies: 15
Views: 1429

Re: MD 83 down in Nigeria

LN1783, originally delivered to Alaska Airlines on 13 Nov 1990. It was showing about 57k hours and 30k flights. There's a possibility I flew on that airplane back in the day. Would not a quick check of your log book, where you wrote down tail numbers, livery colours and glued pictures of the meals ...

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