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by schmusimausi73
Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: GerryW
Replies: 1
Views: 429

Re: F.A.O.: GerryW

He's an old sausage :(
by schmusimausi73
Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norway continues to devolve
Replies: 25
Views: 3034

Re: Norway continues to devolve

verbal is gay and vebal isgay
And that's why we love him.
Concur. We love him hard.
And often!
by schmusimausi73
Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Italian cruise ship runs aground
Replies: 55
Views: 6029

Re: Italian cruise ship runs aground

You're fooled by visuals.
Per
That's par for the course, when it comes to men, no? :|
by schmusimausi73
Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Italian cruise ship runs aground
Replies: 55
Views: 6029

Re: Italian cruise ship runs aground

It's a metaphor for the EURO.
by schmusimausi73
Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Blueblack
Replies: 12
Views: 1122

Re: FAO Blueblack


I have two words for you:

1. spellcheck

2. punctuation
But he is omitting speelchek and punktuation in at least two languages.
He's THAT good :D
by schmusimausi73
Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Old Timer's U.S. Airline and Airliner Quiz
Replies: 7
Views: 816

Old Timer's U.S. Airline and Airliner Quiz

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1. What airline launched 707 service within the U.S.? 2. What airline flew The Great Silver Fleet? 3. Name six US airlines that flew the Boeing 720 4. Which airline was the launch customer for the 727? 5. What year did the 747 enter service? 6. Everyone knows AA, NW, PA...
by schmusimausi73
Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Civilization begins to unravel.
Replies: 11
Views: 1196

Re: Civilization begins to unravel.

Keine Panik, alles in Butter! :)

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by schmusimausi73
Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
Replies: 14
Views: 1712

Re: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your

Engineers are no good. Throw rocks at them.
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by schmusimausi73
Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
Replies: 14
Views: 1712

Don't let an engineer anywhere near your

phone! Submitted by Janie: Chris was an engineering grad student at a nearby university. His online profile made him appear smart, fun, and unusually deep. Plus, we liked a lot of the same music, so I decided to give him a chance. Our first date was in a public park. It turned out that he was very f...
by schmusimausi73
Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:52 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Don’t Tell The Methodists
Replies: 0
Views: 439

Don’t Tell The Methodists

Post Office | Texas, USA |


Customer: “I’d like 50 Christmas stamps, please.”

Me: “What denomination?”

Customer: *befuddled* “Oh, my, has it come to this? Um, give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 6 of the Baptists.”
by schmusimausi73
Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: A man with two... you know what! ;)
Replies: 2
Views: 522

A man with two... you know what! ;)

Submitted by Lilly: Jonah explained from the beginning that he was a man of mystery: He wrote, "People like to think that I'm an all-around good guy, and I am. But I have certain things from my past that I want to keep secret. I'm sure that everyone does." I wrote back, "Just so long as one of thos...
by schmusimausi73
Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Blueblack II
Replies: 4
Views: 791

Re: FAO Blueblack II

I found your photo on these Internets! :)

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by schmusimausi73
Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Blueblack
Replies: 12
Views: 1122

Re: FAO Blueblack

Any Pandas involved?
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by schmusimausi73
Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Blueblack II
Replies: 4
Views: 791

FAO Blueblack II

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by schmusimausi73
Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Blueblack
Replies: 12
Views: 1122

Re: FAO Blueblack

ha ha -what is a hater-A man who has lost his life-i lost my life
vhen I were 20 -becauce -I got chaertof nothing

-ha now I am 46 -if thats a hater -I m one-but have patience
I have two words for you:

1. spellcheck

2. punctuation
by schmusimausi73
Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: How's that for an entitled princess? Blech!
Replies: 5
Views: 677

How's that for an entitled princess? Blech!

Story Submitted by Gerry: Aimee and I had already had a nice lunch, and we were walking through a small town's main street when we passed a flower shop. She stopped and asked if we could go inside. Once inside, she made a bee-line right for the display case with the lilies. She stared at them and s...
by schmusimausi73
Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Karl had a persistent boner.
Replies: 11
Views: 1295

Re: Karl had a persistent boner.

I believe that the time-honoured technique is to cautiously approach the strip with gear extended, though prepared to go around for an alternate approach if requested.
I like this tactic :mrgreen:
by schmusimausi73
Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Karl had a persistent boner.
Replies: 11
Views: 1295

Karl had a persistent boner.

Submitted by Winny. Karl and I found each other online. He was a good-looking gym rat and seemed smart and mature enough. We set up a date after a week of talking to each other. We met outside of a restaurant. I didn't see him coming and he tapped me on my shoulder. I spun to meet his smile. "Nice t...
by schmusimausi73
Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: How did you meet dad, again?
Replies: 4
Views: 543

How did you meet dad, again?

This was posted on a dating website. I wonder what the woman means by "help and payment"... Have you ever wanted a family? How about one that's already made ready for you? I have a set of twins, 3 and 3 each. They are at an age just before they start asking about their daddy. They are beautiful, sma...
by schmusimausi73
Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Giles
Replies: 2
Views: 522

FAO Giles

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