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- Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:06 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Forum
- Topic: F.A.O.: GerryW
- Replies: 1
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Re: F.A.O.: GerryW
He's an old sausage
- Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:27 pm
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- Topic: Norway continues to devolve
- Replies: 25
- Views: 11643
Re: Norway continues to devolve
And often!Concur. We love him hard.And that's why we love him.verbal is gay and vebal isgay
- Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:24 pm
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- Topic: Italian cruise ship runs aground
- Replies: 55
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Re: Italian cruise ship runs aground
That's par for the course, when it comes to men, no?You're fooled by visuals.
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- Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:34 pm
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- Topic: Italian cruise ship runs aground
- Replies: 55
- Views: 25056
Re: Italian cruise ship runs aground
It's a metaphor for the EURO.
- Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:56 pm
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- Topic: FAO Blueblack
- Replies: 12
- Views: 6912
Re: FAO Blueblack
He's THAT goodBut he is omitting speelchek and punktuation in at least two languages.
I have two words for you:
1. spellcheck
2. punctuation
- Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:59 am
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- Topic: Old Timer's U.S. Airline and Airliner Quiz
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4893
- Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:18 pm
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- Topic: Old Timer's U.S. Airline and Airliner Quiz
- Replies: 7
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Old Timer's U.S. Airline and Airliner Quiz
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1. What airline launched 707 service within the U.S.? 2. What airline flew The Great Silver Fleet? 3. Name six US airlines that flew the Boeing 720 4. Which airline was the launch customer for the 727? 5. What year did the 747 enter service? 6. Everyone knows AA, NW, PA...
- Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:15 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Forum
- Topic: Civilization begins to unravel.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5894
Re: Civilization begins to unravel.
Keine Panik, alles in Butter!
- Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:18 pm
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- Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
- Replies: 14
- Views: 9682
Re: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
Engineers are no good. Throw rocks at them.
- Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:26 pm
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- Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
- Replies: 14
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- Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:21 pm
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- Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
- Replies: 14
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- Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:15 pm
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- Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
- Replies: 14
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- Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:14 pm
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- Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
- Replies: 14
- Views: 9682
- Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:17 pm
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- Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
- Replies: 14
- Views: 9682
Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
phone! Submitted by Janie: Chris was an engineering grad student at a nearby university. His online profile made him appear smart, fun, and unusually deep. Plus, we liked a lot of the same music, so I decided to give him a chance. Our first date was in a public park. It turned out that he was very f...
- Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:52 am
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- Topic: Don’t Tell The Methodists
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1735
Don’t Tell The Methodists
Post Office | Texas, USA |
Customer: “I’d like 50 Christmas stamps, please.”
Me: “What denomination?”
Customer: *befuddled* “Oh, my, has it come to this? Um, give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 6 of the Baptists.”
Customer: “I’d like 50 Christmas stamps, please.”
Me: “What denomination?”
Customer: *befuddled* “Oh, my, has it come to this? Um, give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 6 of the Baptists.”
- Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:59 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Forum
- Topic: A man with two... you know what! ;)
- Replies: 2
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A man with two... you know what! ;)
Submitted by Lilly: Jonah explained from the beginning that he was a man of mystery: He wrote, "People like to think that I'm an all-around good guy, and I am. But I have certain things from my past that I want to keep secret. I'm sure that everyone does." I wrote back, "Just so long...
- Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:59 pm
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- Topic: FAO Blueblack II
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3594
Re: FAO Blueblack II
I found your photo on these Internets!
- Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:57 pm
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- Topic: FAO Blueblack
- Replies: 12
- Views: 6912
Re: FAO Blueblack
Any Pandas involved?
- Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:49 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Forum
- Topic: FAO Blueblack II
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3594
- Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:00 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Forum
- Topic: FAO Blueblack
- Replies: 12
- Views: 6912
Re: FAO Blueblack
I have two words for you:ha ha -what is a hater-A man who has lost his life-i lost my life
vhen I were 20 -becauce -I got chaertof nothing
-ha now I am 46 -if thats a hater -I m one-but have patience
1. spellcheck
2. punctuation
- Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:47 pm
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- Topic: How's that for an entitled princess? Blech!
- Replies: 5
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How's that for an entitled princess? Blech!
Story Submitted by Gerry: Aimee and I had already had a nice lunch, and we were walking through a small town's main street when we passed a flower shop. She stopped and asked if we could go inside. Once inside, she made a bee-line right for the display case with the lilies. She stared at them and s...
- Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:46 pm
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- Topic: Karl had a persistent boner.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 7298
Re: Karl had a persistent boner.
I like this tacticI believe that the time-honoured technique is to cautiously approach the strip with gear extended, though prepared to go around for an alternate approach if requested.
- Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:47 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Forum
- Topic: Karl had a persistent boner.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 7298
Karl had a persistent boner.
Submitted by Winny. Karl and I found each other online. He was a good-looking gym rat and seemed smart and mature enough. We set up a date after a week of talking to each other. We met outside of a restaurant. I didn't see him coming and he tapped me on my shoulder. I spun to meet his smile. "N...
- Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:51 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Forum
- Topic: How did you meet dad, again?
- Replies: 4
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How did you meet dad, again?
This was posted on a dating website. I wonder what the woman means by "help and payment"... Have you ever wanted a family? How about one that's already made ready for you? I have a set of twins, 3 and 3 each. They are at an age just before they start asking about their daddy. They are beau...
- Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:01 pm
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- Topic: FAO Giles
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2823