He's an old sausage

verbal is gay and vebal isgay

And that's why we love him.

Concur. We love him hard.

And often!

You're fooled by visuals.
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That's par for the course, when it comes to men, no?

It's a metaphor for the EURO.

I have two words for you:

1. spellcheck

2. punctuation

But he is omitting speelchek and punktuation in at least two languages.

He's THAT good

Seat 2A

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1. What airline launched 707 service within the U.S.? 2. What airline flew The Great Silver Fleet? 3. Name six US airlines that flew the Boeing 720 4. Which airline was the launch customer for the 727? 5. What year did the 747 enter service? 6. Everyone knows AA, NW, PA...

Keine Panik, alles in Butter!

Engineers are no good. Throw rocks at them.

phone! Submitted by Janie: Chris was an engineering grad student at a nearby university. His online profile made him appear smart, fun, and unusually deep. Plus, we liked a lot of the same music, so I decided to give him a chance. Our first date was in a public park. It turned out that he was very f...

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Customer: “I’d like 50 Christmas stamps, please.”

Me: “What denomination?”

Customer: *befuddled* “Oh, my, has it come to this? Um, give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 6 of the Baptists.”

Submitted by Lilly: Jonah explained from the beginning that he was a man of mystery: He wrote, "People like to think that I'm an all-around good guy, and I am. But I have certain things from my past that I want to keep secret. I'm sure that everyone does." I wrote back, "Just so long...

I found your photo on these Internets!

Any Pandas involved?

ha ha -what is a hater-A man who has lost his life-i lost my life
vhen I were 20 -becauce -I got chaertof nothing

-ha now I am 46 -if thats a hater -I m one-but have patience

I have two words for you:

1. spellcheck

2. punctuation

Story Submitted by Gerry: Aimee and I had already had a nice lunch, and we were walking through a small town's main street when we passed a flower shop. She stopped and asked if we could go inside. Once inside, she made a bee-line right for the display case with the lilies. She stared at them and s...

I believe that the time-honoured technique is to cautiously approach the strip with gear extended, though prepared to go around for an alternate approach if requested.

I like this tactic

Submitted by Winny. Karl and I found each other online. He was a good-looking gym rat and seemed smart and mature enough. We set up a date after a week of talking to each other. We met outside of a restaurant. I didn't see him coming and he tapped me on my shoulder. I spun to meet his smile. "N...

This was posted on a dating website. I wonder what the woman means by "help and payment"... Have you ever wanted a family? How about one that's already made ready for you? I have a set of twins, 3 and 3 each. They are at an age just before they start asking about their daddy. They are beau...