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by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:04 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL INCIDENT OF IRONING!!!!!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 2403

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL INCIDENT OF IRONING!!!!!!!

It would appear that the whole story is a lot like the jetphoto : https://www.snopes.com/flight-crew-takes-knee/ I recall those MSFS adventures ...it might be fun to program one to walk off a plane . I do think that the ironing remains good . At least Snopes has a far better cropping of the MSFSPho...
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:53 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Always look both ways before... taking off?
Replies: 3
Views: 2153

Re: Always look both ways before... taking off?

I saw a few rudder reversals, AND it appeared that there was inadequate aileron input as the upwind wing lifted up, imparting who-knows-what side loads on the gear! One does wonder how resilient those big tundra tires are to lateral loads , if they add drag and change the handling characteristics o...
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:48 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL INCIDENT OF IRONING!!!!!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 2403

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL INCIDENT OF IRONING!!!!!!!

Not_Karlie.. ..3WEEE Not_Karlie 3)Wasn't any of the players, technical staff, etc. proficient enough on MSFS and/or XPlane to take charge of the plane ? Flyboy did not invent the phrase "guaranteed a fiery death", It was in fact Dummy Pilot in the thread "Can a Dummy Land an airliner...
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:18 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL INCIDENT OF IRONING!!!!!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 2403

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL INCIDENT OF IRONING!!!!!!!

Thoughts: 1)So they stood-up against kneeling ... 2)It would have been way more funny -and relevant to this forum - if they had l eft the plane (or at least the cockpit) mid flight . 3)Wasn't any of the players, technical staff, etc. proficient enough on MSFS and/or XPlane to take charge of the plan...
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:53 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Re: Air Berlin's Not_go-around

Perhaps he is a Latin journalist who reports con mucho adorno y emocion? Y " una pizca " de amarillismo ... (and " a pinch " of sensationalism...) PS-did we note the ethnicity of that Evan-kid on BBie's youtubez No, I only watch uch00bz of cats, cooking and computer hardware. Wa...
by Not_Karl
Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:42 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Air Berlin's Not_go-around

According to an Argentinian newspaper , the pilot " nearly caused a real tragedy ", " put 200 passengers at risk " and passed " very few meters from the zones of the (control) towers and parked airplanes " in an " abrupt ", " risky ", " dangerou...
by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

(...)redundant, low-silicon TOPMS sensors... Aren't those sometimes high on silicon e ? (although it is far more common in top mounted gravity indicators...) Footnote: Arguably, wouldn't the cartwheel actually say "WIW, MIM, WIW"? And apologies for getting just a little bit into Nairphoto...
by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:52 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Humour
Replies: 2
Views: 1965

Re: Humour

PS- Can't figure out why this is a VIDEO...I played it and it's a silent and still picture. Maybe he's also dumb * and motor-handicapped . *as in "unable to speak". But, being a pilot, the other meaning also applies... Honest question: What's the current, correct way to refer to a mute pe...
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norwegian exceptionalism
Replies: 317
Views: 158743

Re: Norwegian exceptionalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dq5D2A6R4g
This be where I live. Not bad.
Per
Beautiful! :clap:

(By the way, are you related to JP's forum user "antiguogrumete" -ancient cabin boy-? :mrgreen: )
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

there's something special about that purple. CONCUR. ...and let's not forget the classic (and truthful) comment: Should it do a loop or barrel roll, it would say, "WOW, MOM, WOW!" (exclamation point is inferred) Pertinent Mother's Day decoration at a nearby English-language-only bookstore...
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:37 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR TOTAL INCIDENT OF STRANGENESS...
Replies: 9
Views: 4908

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR TOTAL INCIDENT OF STRANGENESS...

Well... Pilots are stupid, ATC guys are stupid. The only thing missing here was a stupid, violent, tiny genitaled cop.
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:23 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: LH 431 747-800 Dumping Fuel Near YHZ
Replies: 2
Views: 2187

Re: LH 431 747-800 Dumping Fuel Near YHZ

For some reason, I'm looking forward to see this event discussed there... :mrgreen:
by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Evanie:
(..)And those oleo struts are taking more F because of it.(...)
So, if I understand correctly, the oleo struts are F'd? :mrgreen:
by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:23 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

I never had the joy of the Big-Wheel-spin out, but going fast, turning hard and placing significant side-loads on the rear main's was part of the experience. Do they come with fringes and a heavy object hanging (hopefully not from the brake lever) on/from the handle to guesstimate airspeed , angle ...
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

You send Evanie first to ride his tricycle hard, and then downhill with bumps and curves on a bicycle, without proper in-type retraining. Are you trying to total-cycle-disastering him?
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Not_FAO Karl
Replies: 77
Views: 25665

Re: Not_FAO Karl

Woops, wrong "F.A.O." thread. :oops:
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:36 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: The A380 Scarebus Saga Continues - Near Total Disaster
Replies: 28
Views: 15248

Re: The A380 Scarebus Saga Continues - Near Total Disaster

I feel like we've seen this before, one entire stage of an engine getting up and going walkies. But i can't remember when or where.
This total fan blade and engine inlet disaster?
Or this one?
by Not_Karl
Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:27 pm
Forum: Airline Pilot Q&A
Topic: Near Total Crosswind Disasters
Replies: 11
Views: 10101

Re: Near Total Crosswind Disasters

Please note: You should not move from right to left rudder inputs (or vice versa) without pausing at neutral.
Concur. It's a miracle that the whole cheap-composite-tail didn't snap off.
by Not_Karl
Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:36 am
Forum: Airline Pilot Q&A
Topic: Near Total Crosswind Disasters
Replies: 11
Views: 10101

Re: Near Total Crosswind Disasters

I was expecting a near/total air disaster, 737 style. Was deeply disappointed.
by Not_Karl
Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:33 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Not_FAO Karl
Replies: 77
Views: 25665

Re: 1966 Airliner Porn

I don't know what my favorite part is.

DC9-15?
Yes!
Retractable steps?
no
Beautiful smoky early JD-8Ds?
YES!!!!!
The great soundtrack?
NO

"The time you save will be spent at the TSA line".
by Not_Karl
Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:26 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight Report 10-4-2017
Replies: 8
Views: 2725

Re: Flight Report 10-4-2017

(Given that this happened on BOTH flights, I wonder if I actually just rode ONE crappy composite Flyboymobile but rode it twice.
Aren't those cheap-composite-sometimes-without-climate-controlled-cargo-bins-crackerboxes discarded after each flight?
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:00 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight Report 10-4-2017
Replies: 8
Views: 2725

Re: Flight Report 10-4-2017

I looked for vents that would route heated air to the rear cargo compartment and found none...doesn't mean it doesn't go there, but I still have my doubts about how effective 'passive' air movement into an area that contacts the negative-really-ass-cold outside temperatures actually is. Did you ask...
by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 04, 2017 2:13 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

3WE : Ok, how would you do that? (I think someone asked you that already): -Zip-tie them? -Tazer them? -Shoot them with tranquilizer darts? -Offload everyone and fill the cabin with a gentle, FDA-approved, non-allergenic, no-side-effect anesthetic? -Totally back off and just let them live in the pl...
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:12 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1051
Views: 238752

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Elawie, there:
I think if you examine the statistics, if you want to enhance safety you'd be much better off banning humans. :-D
Concur. ESPECIALLY from the cockpit.

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