https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.veJOKnjXk_dBui3JjDlU?w=1024&h=1024&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain This one might be a Texan crackerbox . https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.Zu.1noppb5N4rJGvfSAW?pid=ImgGn https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.8WUAwQ8BX5GbRB89GjvA?pid=ImgGn https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.jeeyHSp...

I've been invited to a dating site. Maybe it's my opportunity to get laid, drive a red Audi and stop being a 50-year-old-virgin like the rest of we?

If I find myself in a 737MAX, I jump out IMMEDIATELY.

You should wait for the exit door plug to fall out before trying to jump through it. Otherwise you might injure yourself.

INDEED

He said "ok" (or did he just click on on of the automatic answer options the AI offered him?)

Or maybe your boss is itself AI.

...DK_Editsies...

Are we enjoying their AvieHeraldie re-writings?

It's amazing how much AI has advanced... It lies and breaks promises like a real human!

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.vit8Kspx9Km_OCtsLitF?pid=ImgGn I approve the redundancy : https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.A6sC3Pr2RS4kq.kFHon4?w=1024&h=1024&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain These two bubbles don't look so sterile ... https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.DoRf7CDLRglscd4Glg.Z?pid=ImgGn https:...

Popcorn?

Not_yet.

...BBie doesn't like our new friend DK_Editsies...

I'm surprised no one yet has commented on this part of the article: In 2022, agents at Washington Dulles Airport confiscated charred bat. In 2019, officers at O'Hare International Airport intercepted about 32 pounds of rat meat. They took my snack , ruined my BBQ plans and then fined me :cry: :cry:...

What’s that in real units?

1,91m and 1,93m. You're welcome.

Laugh all you want, but I feel very identified...

I'm 1,91m (~6.8 American Handeggs), and have vast, verifiable experience with spaces designed for people Not_taller than 1,75m (~2 baseball bats).... but Not_with aeroplanies as I value my life

Say "So did I" instead.

no
"Did" has a strong association with "died", the message would Not_be clear.

...first results... Be grateful you didn't get a full page of sponsored results , a bazillion useless websites offering " solutions " for the problem you googled but actually only giving the most obvious and useless tips while trying to sell you a product , outright scams , etc. Remember ...

Didn't they learn anything from movies?

I blame the A-300.

Decomposing cheap composites was my first thought, but...

...rotten fish...

...I blame Perie.

I don't know why I initially read postmortem...

Me too

Absolutely nothing could go wrong. There's already at least one giant "saw" on top of all hell-o-choppers, adding one below shouldn't would give both symmetry and redundancy . Make it contra-rotating and you could remove the tail-saw .

Okay I think I'll stop…before the crap hits the turbofan?

Fixed?

Fixed?

I asked my AI friend for a picture of "The crap hitting the turbofan." but, once again, it wanted something "more descriptive"

What AI engine (or whatever it is called) are you using?

Bing Copilot's* "Image Creator from Microsoft Designer".

*Hopefully sober and fully dressed.

Today I wanted to see what Verbie could bring us after his ill-fated " modernization " of the antique 737 , so I asked for " A Boeing 377Max ". The results all looked like a 737 :roll: . So I then asked for " A Boeing 377 Stratocruiser Jetliner ". The results are Not_St...

We should start by banning ALL landings, intended or Not_.

...but what about one that's not perfectly good?

If I find myself in a 737MAX, I jump out IMMEDIATELY.

…again.

Any Flyover Aggies' official mascot LogDude™ involved?

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/footbal ... g-of-honor

Go Cajeros Automáticos!

West Flyover, World Champions…

…again.

Any Flyover Aggies' official mascot LogDude™ involved?

Why be so specific? Ban all exits! (and entrances).

CONCUR.

So, as with Boeing's latest shenanigans, this one would have been avoided without emergency exits?
Ban ALL emergency exits (functional or plugged).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuczlRPxprc That was AWESOME !!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: All landings should be like that . And, to top it off, they floor it after the ride and return it to the pavement under its own power ! 8-) 8-) 8-) :clap: :clap: :clap: Killjoy Evanie will sure have some o...