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by OldSowBreath
Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:03 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Wheel well stowaways
Replies: 10
Views: 5413

Re: Wheel well stowaways

Only a 24% chance of survival but when you factor in there will be no fat bastards or crying babies sitting next to you I'm liking those odds.
And... you get to pre-board.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Boeing 747: It just keeps going and going...
Replies: 112
Views: 44035

Re: Boeing 747: It just keeps going and going...

I truly believe the Connie was the most beautiful plane ever built.
by OldSowBreath
Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 494
Views: 199702

Re: Railroad Thread

The roadbed goes on forever and the party never ends!
by OldSowBreath
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:32 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Smokey, Not the Bandit
Replies: 7
Views: 3994

Re: Smokey, Not the Bandit

I didn't know Lawnboy was making aircraft engines now.
by OldSowBreath
Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Small asian Wang + $$$ = chick magnet
Replies: 7
Views: 4453

Small asian Wang + $$$ = chick magnet

This guy should win the Nobel Prize in something: http://www.independent.ie/world-news/as ... 16268.html
by OldSowBreath
Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Distillation of alcohol
Replies: 27
Views: 11572

Re: Distillation of alcohol

Much like Plutonium, its easier to buy on the open market than make it yourself.
by OldSowBreath
Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Distillation of alcohol
Replies: 27
Views: 11572

Re: Distillation of alcohol

Nah, basis centrifuge stuff. Never could get it to a good weapons-grade quality, so we sold it to some freshmen.
by OldSowBreath
Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Eyasy and freee
Replies: 3
Views: 2321

Re: Eyasy and freee

I miss my lime green Leisure Suit with its white thread piping.
by OldSowBreath
Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Distillation of alcohol
Replies: 27
Views: 11572

Re: Distillation of alcohol

The Blue Flame , Aramco's magazine for their American and British workers in Saudi used to publish detailed instructions for making a still. This to keep them from poisoning themselves. I remember trying to make some in high school, but we were more concerned with trying to enrich uranium to make a...
by OldSowBreath
Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:48 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391349

Re: 787 troubles, the latest news..

Self-medicated.
Fixed.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:00 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391349

Re: 787 troubles, the latest news..

I mean, some of the earlier Boeings really melted their butter.
by OldSowBreath
Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:58 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391349

Re: 787 troubles, the latest news..

Of course, the love affair of Japanese for all things Boeing goes way back.
by OldSowBreath
Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Meanwhile in Tanzania
Replies: 3
Views: 2666

Re: Meanwhile in Tanzania

Shades of Braniff!
by OldSowBreath
Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Norway hates Canada
Replies: 24
Views: 11306

Re: Norway hates Canada

I'll be competing in the 2014 Winter Olympics - Men's Uphill.
by OldSowBreath
Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Americans
Replies: 18
Views: 7461

Re: FAO Americans

Two Americans walk into a bar in Kracow and order a couple of Salty Dogs.
Bartender: "Stupid Americans! Everyone know there are no bitches in Poland!"
by OldSowBreath
Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:06 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL DISASTER!!!!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 4463

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL DISASTER!!!!!!!

Here in the South we read the Christian Science Merrimac.
by OldSowBreath
Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:07 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A350 Troubles the latest news......
Replies: 61
Views: 29774

Re: A350 Troubles the latest news......

Remind me again - what's the A350 for?
by OldSowBreath
Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: RIP Andy Griffith
Replies: 1
Views: 1555

Re: RIP Andy Griffith

Dunno...He never re-married, dressed like the Village People cop and lived with his Aunt, and I thought he and Floyd the barber were a little too chummy.
by OldSowBreath
Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Sickbag
Replies: 5
Views: 2832

Re: FAO Sickbag

San Diego was a blast!
by OldSowBreath
Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Wife bying car.
Replies: 53
Views: 19354

Re: Wife bying car.

My unicycle came with a memory seat and all wheel anti-skid brakes. Saving up for a ski rack.
by OldSowBreath
Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:49 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Air France jet missing
Replies: 794
Views: 286351

Re: Air France jet missing

My toilet has that same, hard to reach, joystick device, especially when I'm taking an alternate law.
by OldSowBreath
Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 494
Views: 199702

Re: Railroad Thread

That looks like a nice vintage plane. What is it, a Bleroit?
by OldSowBreath
Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Skegness troubles, the latest news...
Replies: 34
Views: 12367

Re: Skegness troubles, the latest news...

Four, that's it? I got four illegals mowing my yard right now.
by OldSowBreath
Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:07 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Near total air-toilet dissaster
Replies: 15
Views: 6946

Re: Near total air-toilet dissaster

Those who live by the airline peanuts, die by the airline peanuts.
by OldSowBreath
Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:50 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391349

Re: 787 troubles, the latest news..

No.

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