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The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives has to be the best bureau . It has most of the greatest things! Shea De Bruyn, a neighbor, told NBC affiliate KARK of Little Rock that she was woken by five or six loud bangs. "My heart was racing and the dogs were barking." she said....

Waiting for Threewee's input.

food so - so.

I blame Boeing.

No Akevitt.

Did you check the fuel tanks?

...all modern Boeing aeroplanies should be BANNED from flying until they're equipped with ballistic parachutes. Or, better still, banned forever.

SUPPOSEDLY:

(...)The pilot seat begins moving forward.(...)

I asked to ban ALL sliding seats more than six years ago. As usual, they wait for a (or several) TADs!!!!!! before taking action

Carnot has left the chat.

Good riddance. Let's hope Newton does the same.

Maybe he noticed a flap misconfiguration and/or a gremlin destroying the wing and engine?
Thankfully the cockpit door appeared to Not_be missing its nuts or pins.

Not_what I expected as it still has two engines, but this was the best result of the four (the other three showed a Boeing 747 and windmills Not_connected to it).

What we really need is an airplane to haul windmill blades, and by golly aeroengineers are working on it! Because it’s good for the climate to burn jet fuel to fly blades, one at a time, and they still have to be trucked to and from the runway. Generators are basically electric motors , right? Put ...

Introducing... the Boeing 7777777: https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittyaskflying/comments/1bdmtga/just_ordered_this_but_not_sure_itll_fit_in_my/ Local media published it as an actual project and "the aeroplanie of the future"... twice. Imagine the number of bolts, nuts and pins for Verbie to f...

...may be a failed 4th World Country on the brink of TOTAL SOCIOECONOMIC DISASTER!!!! and have the most corrupt, liar, criminal, inept, unfit, mentally unstable, etc. politicians in the known Universe (excluding dictatorships) , but at least don't have members of the royal family uploading ban-worth...

Did you make a typo? 18 months is 540 days: our generally-agreed longevity estimate. Those are the numbers being discussed there . Evanie’s no fly list? They handled this better than the Air France guys. But, genius piloting or Not _, Evanie is wondering if the airlinie has Not _followed an importa...

I don't know what to say about this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittyaskflyin ... s_stoopid/

"On a wing and a prayer"?

Verbie-bashing here.

Evanie cites a need to reboot the computer occasionally. I guess Boeing didn't expect their aeroplanies to last 22 days , let alone 240. In all fairness, neither did I . But I do expect LATAM shares to experience a huge MCAS-like drop following said airlinie's possible addition to Evanie's list .

…apparently functional in 787s. (March 2024) AvieHeraldie entry . A LATAM Chile Boeing 787-9 (...) was enroute at FL410(...) when the aircraft encountered an upset causing injuries to 12 people on board. The aircraft continued to Auckland for a landing without further incident. (...) The airline re...

"Perfect". doesN't_have 3 engines...

...and only once was there a significant failure. And I blame Tom Hanks for that one. And now I sit here next to a computer with what, probably 1 billion transistors in it? And they all work properly all the time... except when software tell them not to. :mrgreen: If your computer has a modern , po...

The Squid are behind everything that's designed to did died us, so they are the obvious choice.

" An asshat ". This one was long overdue and the disappointment is big (but it's surprising that Copilotie correctly wrote "asset", even if it was the wrong word). https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1._f5QiBuZitIgktzhHr5x?w=270&h=270&c=6&r=0&o=5&pid=ImgGn https://th...

Ass-uming constant deceleration, what is the deceleration rate of a train that takes a mile to go 60 to zero.

Don’t tell me, I’m going to ask ChatGPT

Ok!

https://chat.openai.com/share/ab48704c- ... 5d4c32256a

There are a number of small theater-style lecture rooms. It had a fully equipped bar with pool tables and such. The bartenders had the job of monitoring your alcohol intake and had the authority to cut you off.

No monitoring of your state of clothing, I see...

You mean the logo of the morally bankrupt bastards who ruined good ol' Boeing and didn't let Verbie get durnked?

Fixed and indeed.

I spotted a guy wearing a " Boeing 737 MAX " shirt. Similar to this one , same color, but without the "-8", the text above the Relicliner and "Boeing" was preceded by its logo . I can only ASSume he was Verbie . Surprisingly the shirt appeared to be intact , but loose t...