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by Not_Karl
Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: JetPhoto Pre-Screening Thread...
Replies: 36
Views: 4281

Re: Pre-screening, Flight report, and Announcement of high signficance.

While all true, I thought it was kind of cool and included a cool aeroplanie and pretty sunrise.
But JP.net does not take into account coolness or beauty, only image quality 8-).
Maybe I’ll burn my iPhone.
You could have saved some trouble buying a Galaxy Note 7 :P
by Not_Karl
Sat Jan 26, 2019 2:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: JetPhoto Pre-Screening Thread...
Replies: 36
Views: 4281

Re: Pre-screening, Flight report, and Announcement of high signficance.

1. See photo below and please supply appropriate criticism. Horizon unlevel. Dark/Underexposed. Blurry/out of focus. Vignetting not allowed. Probably dirty and window reflections. You should be ashamed of yourself and never ever take another picture of anything again. 3. Of much significance is tha...
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:30 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Drunk 'hooligan' on Russian flight restrained after behaving inappropriately
Replies: 2
Views: 199

Re: Drunk 'hooligan' on Russian flight restrained after behaving inappropriately

Look, BBie left a comment (probably thinking of 3WEie) using a fakeusername on Jie's linky:
All my flights are peaceful and quiet. I'd love to hogtie a hooligan. I never get to have any fun.
by Not_Karl
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:01 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Saha B707 crash in Iran: landed at wrong airport and overran short runway
Replies: 3
Views: 239

Saha B707 crash in Iran: landed at wrong airport and overran short runway

https://avherald.com/h?article=4c2d9613&opt=0 A Saha Airlines Boeing 707-300 freighter, registration EP-CPP (...) was on approach to Karaj's Payam Airport's runway 30 (length 3660 meters/12,000 feet ) when the crew descended towards and landed on Fath's airport 31L ( length 1000 meters/3300 feet ), ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:03 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: There's piloting, then there's this
Replies: 2
Views: 205

Re: There's piloting, then there's this

And there's filming :) and vertical filming... :x :x :x :x :x
by Not_Karl
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:35 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: This just might not end well
Replies: 1
Views: 150

Re: This just might not end well

Let's wait for the next generation of Chinese drones, with missile avoidance systems...
by Not_Karl
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Jet Fuel Hoax
Replies: 4
Views: 238

Re: Jet Fuel Hoax

Verbie will Not_post in this thread, he is part of the conspiracy.
by Not_Karl
Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Sunwings Total Approach Light Disaster
Replies: 7
Views: 333

Re: Sunwings Total Approach Light Disaster

Caries are definitively bad. Are they not Not_Karl? INDEED . No habla español: dental cavities. Wrong . The pilots need lights to see where to land. Right... Like taxiways and, occasionally, motorways... :roll: The use of a conveyor belt ; however, would seem to have some promise and would allow es...
by Not_Karl
Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:21 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Want to Learn About Jets?
Replies: 6
Views: 343

Re: Want to Learn About Jets?

Concur.
Now you can Not_only land the aeroplanie if the crew gets food poisoning, but also get out and fix explody turbinies!
by Not_Karl
Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Want to Learn About Jets?
Replies: 6
Views: 343

Re: Want to Learn About Jets?

Cool, thanks!
by Not_Karl
Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:46 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Yahoo Clickbait Aviation Spam
Replies: 9
Views: 656

Re: Total Drone Disaster

[linky didn’t work, but a picture of a crash scene involving Santa’s sleigh]
Bad management of a reindeer-out situation? Is Santa well trained and raited for multi-reindeer aircraft? Should someone so old be allowed to fly?
by Not_Karl
Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:34 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Annual squid roundup 2019
Replies: 7
Views: 594

Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:21 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: First Amazon Prime airplane debuts in Seattle after secret night flight
Replies: 5
Views: 916

Re: First Amazon Prime airplane debuts in Seattle after secret night flight

Lets see, Wal mart kills the small town shop, Amazon kills wal mart, aircraft kill people.

I guess WE should ban all aeroplanies.
Fixed
by Not_Karl
Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:43 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Yahoo Aviation Total Disaster Clickbait
Replies: 1
Views: 267

Re: Yahoo Aviation Total Disaster Clickbait

(...)eyewitnesses describing some sort of wing-rocking dive.
But, suspiciously, no mention of strange engine sounds or the plane being on fire before crashing.
by Not_Karl
Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:35 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: ad.info is under attack again
Replies: 3
Views: 696

Re: ad.info is under attack again

Anyone interested in natur4l v1agra, Canad1an ph4rmacy, 3uro lott3ry or nud3s? Or Nair?
I remain, as ever, your faithful administrator.

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:clap:
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by Not_Karl
Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:03 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Yahoo Clickbait Aviation Spam
Replies: 9
Views: 656

Re: Yahoo Clickbait Aviation Spam

#4 is interesting: it appears to be a widebody layout with overhead racks instead of bins with doors. I'm wondering what kind of aircraft that would be... a very early 747?
A beautiful Bristol Britannia.
(Don't thank me, thank them Googles)
by Not_Karl
Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:49 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Good For Delta - Crackdown on Comfort Animals
Replies: 39
Views: 2738

Re: Good For Delta - Crackdown on Comfort Animals

I want to know why Sully had the VS bobble at 100 feet. As a fellow crackerbox operator, would you know what he was thinking?
"What's it doing now?!", obviously.
by Not_Karl
Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:08 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: RC Aircraft Tomfoolery
Replies: 4
Views: 330

Re: RC Aircraft Tomfoolery

Curse you, Red Baron!
by Not_Karl
Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:19 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: New Lufthansa livery!
Replies: 4
Views: 367

Re: New Lufthansa livery!

Not_Nair worthy.
by Not_Karl
Sat Dec 08, 2018 5:50 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL PURPLE WINGLET DISASTER AT FLYOVER!!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 392

Re: THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL PURPLE WINGLET DISASTER AT FLYOVER!!!!

Noooo, I don't want to live in an Eurowhite world :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
by Not_Karl
Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:08 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight Report 11/2018
Replies: 4
Views: 365

Re: Flight Report 11/2018

After a one hour delay- we are on a 737-NOT next gen (thank goodness it wasn't going to nose over relentlessly).
But it can still experience rudder reversals, exploding fans, shimmy dampener failures, etc.
by Not_Karl
Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:27 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: When geeks and aircraft collide
Replies: 2
Views: 266

Re: When geeks and aircraft collide

Interesting.
Imagine how much cooler the Twin Mustang, Me 109Z or He 111Z would have been with nine planes instead of two!! :mrgreen:
by Not_Karl
Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:06 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: This.
Replies: 1
Views: 221

Re: This.

no
by Not_Karl
Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: At First, I thought this was Skegness
Replies: 3
Views: 338

Re: At First, I thought this was Skegness

At first, I thought they were regional pilots.

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