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by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 05, 2019 5:01 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Verbie flying over Flyover tomfoolery
Replies: 1
Views: 120

Re: Verbie flying over Flyover tomfoolery

Sonic boom.... or a wing exploding?
by Not_Karl
Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Delta Warehouse Sale
Replies: 5
Views: 250

Re: Delta Warehouse Sale

Just what I always wanted- a tail cone and lavatory!
You could take the lavatory as a carry-on, it can be convenient if you fly in one of those "new" 737s. I heard that Verbie did maded the lavs microscopic on those!
by Not_Karl
Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Are [i]we[/i] comfortable with how wings work?
Replies: 42
Views: 1110

Re: Are [i]we[/i] comfortable with how wings work?

no
Wings have caused enough accidents already and should be banned ASAP.

(I suspect that this is something related to there?)
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 28, 2019 1:41 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: MYSTERY SOLVED: 3WEie and Gabie throw coins into turbinies for good luck
Replies: 4
Views: 244

MYSTERY SOLVED: 3WEie and Gabie throw coins into turbinies for good luck

Now we know why their aeroplanies always did die. NDTV A popular Chinese tradition of throwing coins for good luck hasn't proved to be very lucky for one man. A Chinese passenger will face criminal charges for throwing coins into an airplane's engine, leading to cancellation of the flight and a loss...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 28, 2019 2:53 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Atlas 767, Houston
Replies: 72
Views: 2150

Re: Atlas 767, Houston

And I don't think we have ANY eyewitness accounts of a "smoke trail/flaming engine"....no mayday call.
wrong
(From KPryorie's linky's related news)
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:34 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Found a TouTube (2/18/2019)
Replies: 2
Views: 199

Re: Found a TouTube (2/18/2019)

I fixed the title:
PASSENGER AIRCRAFT FAILS TO TAKEOFF! BOEING 737 NEAR TOTAL AIR DISASTER!!!!!
Or, better still:
PASSENGER AIRCRAFT FAILS TO TOTAL AIR DISASTER!!!!!
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:19 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 1917

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

Over six legs...
I blame Gabe's long femurs.
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 665
Views: 48976

Re: How do [i]we[/i] feel about the new green plan for USA...

Sorry, any mode of transportation where you can't pull up relentlessly isn't worth discussing. :mrgreen:
Ok.
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by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 15, 2019 2:43 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 665
Views: 48976

Re: How do [i]we[/i] feel about the new green plan for USA...

But what will we...errr...they take pictures of so they can enjoy getting rejected and send flowery rejection appeals?
There are alternatives.
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 665
Views: 48976

Re: How do [i]we[/i] feel about the new green plan for USA...

this plan calls for large scale elimination of aeroplanies.
At last!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:09 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Air Canada 777 tail strike
Replies: 10
Views: 474

Re: Air Canada 777 tail strike

How does smashing the airplane's fuselage into the runway qualify as a "good" landing? Please explain in 10,000 words or less.
Everybody walked away + aeroplanie can be reused (after some duct tape and zip ties) = pretty good landing.
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 38
Views: 3704

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

I thought it was an engineering testbed to figure out how to create even smaller lavatories.
Fixed.
What I really like is that revolutionary anti-tailstrike landing gear :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:38 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 38
Views: 3704

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

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I see Boeing is already advancing with the weight-reduction phase...
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:24 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Total Kenya Airways E190 Ground Disaster
Replies: 4
Views: 237

Re: Total Kenya Airways E190 Ground Disaster

Since it involves SI units and soccer, I could not care less.
Maybe Gabie was involved, then? He seems to break aeroplanies almost as frequently as you.
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:22 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 1917

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

The automated system doesn't know about my anxiety and suffering... torture...
Maybe you should let it know... With TeeVee's help :D
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Total Kenya Airways E190 Ground Disaster
Replies: 4
Views: 237

Re: Total Kenya Airways E190 Ground Disaster

I'm waiting to read 3WE's account in his "Flight Report" thread.
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 1917

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

I don't remember ever reading of a journey delayed by a malfunctioning fuel indicator in a donkey cart... :roll: :roll: I can imagine the situation, the pilot calling maintenance and a recorded voice answering "all our mechanics are currently busy repairing 3WE's planes, please wait at the gate for ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:41 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 1917

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

...temperature units...[/size]. ..Degrees Fahrenheit...everywhere in the known universe except outside USA... Your and Not-Karl's temperature units suck. Some minor fixes: Temp Units FIXED.JPG (Please excuse the clearly visible compression artifacts , this picture will Not_be uploaded to Temperatur...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 1917

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

Hey, 3WE, every aeroplanie you get in immediately explodes in one way or another (OK, not always immediately , shimmy dampers tend to explode on landing) or gets covered in 50 M of snow . Have you considered to stop flying as to Not_affect other passengers ? pink stuff- and still ice cycles on wing....
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Annual squid roundup 2019
Replies: 7
Views: 594

Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus' https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-47144891 BBC: Octopuses are not unheard of in the seas off the south coast of England, but this particular cephalopod would have had to crawl more than 5km over hills and fields to find itself in the path of a car on ...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:15 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 1917

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

Being serious- the day had two separate aircraft problems (actually 3).
These new aeroplanie-things are unreliable and dangerous. Why Not_travel with a proven method of transportation, like donkey carts?
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:08 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A380 troubles, the latest news...
Replies: 234
Views: 39127

Re: A380 troubles, the latest news...

Glare is a multilayer sandwich of alumining and glass/resin
Sounds delicious!
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:19 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 1917

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

Did you rioted?
Update- new plane came with too much fuel...slowly offloading.
As long as the aeroplanie doesn't catch fire, I don't see the problem. After all, extra weight is going to be waaaaaaaaaaay less costly to the airline than the lawsuit TeeieVeeie is going to file for you.
by Not_Karl
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Flight report Feb 2019
Replies: 69
Views: 1917

Re: Flight report Feb 2019

30 min delay. Pylon needs speed tape.

Where’s the tape? The third engine? The backup aircraft?
Maybe you should start bringing tape in your handbag, not only zip-ties.

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