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by Not_Karl
Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:50 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: Gabriel
Replies: 21
Views: 922

Re: F.A.O.: Gabriel

And please don't land on the taxiway.
by Not_Karl
Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:16 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: Gabriel
Replies: 21
Views: 922

Re: F.A.O.: Gabriel

Forty-five it, dude.
by Not_Karl
Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:35 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: Gabriel
Replies: 21
Views: 922

Re: F.A.O.: Gabriel

I was picturing something more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epe9cFQ_9c&t=77s
That's why we prefer Nair to old fashioned, stick and blade cowboy shaving.
by Not_Karl
Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:20 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: TOTAL DISASTER HEADLINE COWBOYS PROCEDURES ITJUSTNEVERENDS
Replies: 2
Views: 244

Re: TOTAL DISASTER HEADLINE COWBOYS PROCEDURES ITJUSTNEVERENDS

Where's the obligatory interview with the passenger who heard prayers and screams and thought "oh my god, we're all going to die! "? Or the witnesses who saw the airplane on fire before it cra... entered the wrong taxiway? :( (And hopefully the forum will all click the link in time to see the archit...
by Not_Karl
Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:54 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: MEX: Aeroméxico flight AM2431
Replies: 10
Views: 569

Re: MEX: Aeroméxico flight AM2431

Shall we close this out- Monchie's description + the storm and good ole wind shear seems likely...

Or do we need to wait for the final report?
Fixed.
Why did you discardeded a forgotten control lock so soon?
by Not_Karl
Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:32 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: MEX: Aeroméxico flight AM2431
Replies: 10
Views: 569

Re: MEX: Aeroméxico flight AM2431

Veered off -and overran- runway . N_K's professional, expert, credential certified, insider theory: RTO after a couple of Vs, but before 3V BS , with antiskid-less autobraking pumping 3000PSI to the brakes. There, I'm confident I solved it. But, of course, meteorite, missile, cowboyism and inexperi...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Lanzarote AIrport Webcam stream
Replies: 6
Views: 455

wrong

no
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: How does one copy a CD...
Replies: 9
Views: 514

Re: How does one copy a CD...

1. Are you Evan, or a modern FMS cockpit CRM engineer? No. I didn't died give you a lecture on CDDA or Red Book rules and procedures , only the basic cowboy disc and CD-RW drive audio CD burning fundamentals . 2. Damn...oh for the good ole days when your computer CAME with a basic fundamental CD co...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Another beautiful classic gone: "Bluebonnet Belle" DC-3
Replies: 16
Views: 833

Re: Another beautiful classic gone: "Bluebonnet Belle" DC-3

It is an interesting idea, I first thought you were crazy but then you explained it and it made sense. I mean, I have no idea if you are correct or not. But I liked your reasoning which involved explaining why you thought that and not showing off credentials to "prove" that you are right (as if cre...
by Not_Karl
Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:29 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: How does one copy a CD...
Replies: 9
Views: 514

Re: How does one copy a CD...

...Windows media player... So a version of Windows, I ass ume. I also assume that no specific burning software (like Nero) is installed. I can recommend ImgBurn , a free software that works all the way from Windows 9x to 10. Choose the TechSpot, MajorGeeks or ImgBurn mirrors, as I don't trust the o...
by Not_Karl
Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:00 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Super Beluga
Replies: 2
Views: 415

Re: Super Beluga

I see the plane was crewed by prison inmates. Is flight testing a cheap-composite-crackerbox a new form of death penalty?
by Not_Karl
Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:56 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Important announcement cinqo
Replies: 4
Views: 348

Re: Important announcement cinqo

* cinco Some years ago, at a real football cup that we probably didn't win/take part of, there was a... Polish? Czech? player named "Tomás Micola". " Tomás mi cola " means "you take my butt" ("cola" is actually tail , but here it is commonly used for butt) in Argentinian Spanish. Don't know if Nair ...
by Not_Karl
Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:33 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: How does one copy a CD...
Replies: 9
Views: 514

Re: How does one copy a CD...

What operating system are you using?
by Not_Karl
Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:19 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Aer Lingus argues with ATC
Replies: 3
Views: 279

Re: Aer Lingus argues with ATC

"It’s not my first day in an aircraft."
But does he have at least 10000 hours?
by Not_Karl
Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:55 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Another beautiful classic gone: "Bluebonnet Belle" DC-3
Replies: 16
Views: 833

Re: Another beautiful classic gone: "Bluebonnet Belle" DC-3

(...)in a very slowy-mushy-stally-spinny-crashy-burnie-dieie fashion- (...)
Fixed.
I will bet an adult alcho-beverage that a control lock was in place.
Which incidentally could have an effect very similar to that of a meteorite jammed in the elevator. :mrgreen:
CONCUR.
by Not_Karl
Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 648
Views: 45898

Re: Elvis did NOT_did died!

...While there certainly is a conspiracy, wrong...
I am reasonably confident that the Elvis news was ALSO recently posted on the Heathrow thread and then maybe deleted by the moderators-of-poor-humour.
Maybe we should wait for the final report by ATLCrewboyie.
by Not_Karl
Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:32 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 648
Views: 45898

Re: Elvis did NOT_did died!

(...)Elvis is very much alive.
While there certainly is a conspiracy, wrong.
Anyone support me?
No. Liveries are of extreme, vital importance.
by Not_Karl
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 648
Views: 45898

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Imagine this guy trying to retrieve his bag during a total air disaster... I don't see what the problem is- none of those guys around him appear to Brianie. Brianie would have to fight Not_only him, but also those filming him with their phones... ----------------------------------------------------...
by Not_Karl
Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:20 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 648
Views: 45898

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Imagine this guy trying to retrieve his bag during a total air disaster...
by Not_Karl
Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:35 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: FAO Messi of Aeroengineering
Replies: 61
Views: 2449

Re: FAO Messi of Aeroengineering

PS: Not_Karl, We concur with your thoughts; however, one thing to consider is that airports in Flyover America do not have those snazzy Concorde nets like they do in Enlightened America. Ban all non-Concorde-retaining-net equipped airports . Or... We could just simply ban all ... you know. Then the...
by Not_Karl
Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:43 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: FAO Messi of Aeroengineering
Replies: 61
Views: 2449

Re: FAO Messi of Aeroengineering

but I'm still wondering how the Sioux City bunch was going to stay on the runway and stop?
https://youtu.be/qjH37v9_YV4?t=7m13s
by Not_Karl
Sun Jul 15, 2018 4:47 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: FAO Messi of Aeroengineering
Replies: 61
Views: 2449

Re: FAO Messi of Aeroengineering

I guess what I'm wondering is what you (plural, of course) expect me to do about this phugoid.
DON'T:
  • Relentlessly pull up
  • Monkey with CBs
  • Stop monitoring airspeed
  • Disregard procedure
  • Ignore CRM
  • Phug it up
  • Crash
  • Did die
Hope this helps.
by Not_Karl
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:11 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Major Achievements
Replies: 24
Views: 1161

Re: Major Achievements

The repair shop quoted me almost $1500 to replace the secondary air pump and two check valves on my '99 M-B E320, $1200 alone in parts. I thanked them, bought the parts used on ebay for $160, and installed them myself. I will now spend the $1300 I saved on akkevit and fat women. What is someone of ...

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