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by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 3:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1347

Evanie, as imagined by B(oe)ING Copilot-236AI

ATLCrewBoyie2548m : The type of person who at least occasionally stands in front of a mirror, listens to his own fiery speeches, and finds himself in bewildered awe and immense gratitude of and for his own existence and awesomeness. (Bingie created four images, but one of them is broken :( ) https:...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:15 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1061
Views: 240605

I'm scared

One of America's Finest Legal Mindies has CONCUR red AGAIN with Evanie . I fear that: OoAFLM has been hacked . OoAFLM is under Squid control , probably the result of being forced to wear an infected face-diaper or receive an infected vaccine . It's a sign that THE END IS NEAR .
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:05 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28358

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

Yes, I assumed the purpose of the tall gear was understood...
It was, I only wanted to hammer Boeing exceutive's home the fact that, a couple generations from now, AI-Verbies will be patching this design up instead of making new ones.
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 12:59 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Caravan Crash Credentials Connundrum
Replies: 27
Views: 1520

Re: Caravan Crash Credentials Connundrum

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by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28358

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

"Deleted" post :roll:
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:03 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28358

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

Slat rot: The picture and their discussion suggests something hit the wing (birds, deicing truck, something.) Micro meteorites ? 6. Tall landing gear so you don't have to MCAS the hell out of it when you put ridiculously oversized, displaced turbofanies 30-60 years down the road when the aeroplanie...
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:42 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28358

Re: United B757-200 experiences cheap-composite slat did diedness

While Verbie stubbornly refuses to make a clean-sheet 757....
Stay tuned.
Image
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:28 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 542
Views: 202043

Amtrak vs. Amazon

Interior view from Amazon's van.
Aftermath.
Some deliveries are probably going to get delayed...

I love how the Fiat Ducato is sold under ten thousand trillion brands and names. Here we(Not_italics) have it as Fiat Ducato, Citroën Jumper and Peugeot Boxer at the same time.
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:02 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Ban all combustion, breathing and flatulence!
Replies: 4
Views: 103

The Concorde is back!

Local media has an article * saying five flights reached supersonic speeds ... And that passengers didn't notice a big difference in the cabin , apart from arriving early at their destinations... :roll: * (" Inédito " in this case means "unprecedented", Not_"unpublished"...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:46 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...
Replies: 192
Views: 46051

We're doomed, man!

Evan has spoken. I, having perhaps more interest in computeries (the industry that will enslave us all) than aeroplanies (the industry that will did died us all), was reminded of how bad Intel and, particularly, AMD sucked until they returned to the hands of engineers. I assume that, when enough mo...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: If you think airplanes are dangerous...
Replies: 2
Views: 107

Re: If you think airplanes are dangerous...

...you better not drive over any bridges!
What about driving an aeroplanie over a bridge?
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:44 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28358

United B757-200 experiences cheap-composite slat did diedness

While Verbie stubbornly refuses to make a clean-sheet 757 , the old ones are disintegrating (as both Boeings and cheap composites tend to do ). A United Boeing 757-200 (...) was enroute at FL310 (...) when the crew decided to divert (...) after passengers observed slat damage to the right hand wing....
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1347

Re: Colloquialisms

A final colloquialism: While they are related and can overlap: Preaching is generally more of delivering a religious message, while Pontificating is more of an arrogant tone of superiority in delivering knowledge. Yes, their etymology is similar, but the AI went with “What preachers do”. (Arguably,...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1061
Views: 240605

Re: Visitor message SPAM, [i]there[/i]

...drive a bicycle and did dieding?
Fixed.
Now fixed.
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 20, 2024 8:42 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Ban all combustion, breathing and flatulence!
Replies: 4
Views: 103

Ban ALL flatulence... except mine.

Let's hope they don't turn downwind :(
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:22 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1347

"A tall Argentinian man riding a billy cart"

Did you try carrito de rulemanes? After reading Wikipedia's entry on Soapbox/Gravity racers , I thought " billy carts " to be close enough to carritos de rulemanes , but results were again Not _what we expected . https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG2.g6DtmsqCo5EksXWHrH4M?w=1024&h=1024&rs...
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:11 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1347

"A boy preaching the Holy FCOM inside a sterile bubble"

It’s a boy in a sterile bubble not_riding a bi, tri, quadra, penta, etceteracycle, but instead, reading procedures in old FCOMS and trashing pilots and providing liberal advice to the aviation industry and face-diaper-questioning members of the public. Not_ exactly what I had in mind, probably shou...
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:06 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1347

"A cheap-composite crackerbox"

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.veJOKnjXk_dBui3JjDlU?w=1024&h=1024&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain This one might be a Texan crackerbox . https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.Zu.1noppb5N4rJGvfSAW?pid=ImgGn https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.8WUAwQ8BX5GbRB89GjvA?pid=ImgGn https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.jeeyHSp...
by Not_Karl
Sun Feb 18, 2024 11:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1061
Views: 240605

Visitor message SPAM, [i]there[/i]

I've been invited to a dating site. Maybe it's my opportunity to get laid, drive a red Audi and stop being a 50-year-old-virgin like the rest of we? :clap:
by Not_Karl
Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:40 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Ban all beaches?
Replies: 5
Views: 142

Re: Ban all beaches?

If I find myself in a 737MAX, I jump out IMMEDIATELY.
You should wait for the exit door plug to fall out before trying to jump through it. Otherwise you might injure yourself.
INDEED :lol:
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 17, 2024 2:56 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No, AI won't make your customer service better...
Replies: 4
Views: 89

Re: No, AI won't make your customer service better...

He said "ok" (or did he just click on on of the automatic answer options the AI offered him?)
Or maybe your boss is itself AI.
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:12 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1061
Views: 240605

At least there's a link now!

...DK_Editsies...
Are we enjoying their AvieHeraldie re-writings?
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 17, 2024 12:57 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No, AI won't make your customer service better...
Replies: 4
Views: 89

Re: No, AI won't make your customer service better...

It's amazing how much AI has advanced... It lies and breaks promises like a real human!
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1347

"A man riding a Big Wheel tricycle inside a sterile bubble"

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.vit8Kspx9Km_OCtsLitF?pid=ImgGn I approve the redundancy : https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.A6sC3Pr2RS4kq.kFHon4?w=1024&h=1024&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain These two bubbles don't look so sterile ... https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.DoRf7CDLRglscd4Glg.Z?pid=ImgGn https:...

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