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by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Best getting drunk number ever
Replies: 5
Views: 4253

Re: Best getting drunk number ever

I particularly enjoyed this comment on the video:
I have sex alone...with nobody else...yeah i have sex alone with nobody else...you know when I have sex alone...I prefer to be by myself.
Thanks, it was my shortest song parody yet.
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: In the drink...and not a good kind
Replies: 37
Views: 16071

Re: In the drink...and not a good kind


Where the hell do you find these pictures? I mean, how do you search for them?

Google: fat ass idiot in swimsuit holding hands with chick in thong
C'mon isn't it obvious? He didn't google it, it's he and his wife.
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: In the drink...and not a good kind
Replies: 37
Views: 16071

Re: In the drink...and not a good kind


A friend of mine was similarly unimpressed with Ferraris, though he summed-up their principal shortcoming as "There's not enough room under the dashboard for my d*ck".
Can I meet your friend?????
Hi, nice to meet you.
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: HB, HB
Replies: 78
Views: 29756

Re: HB, HB

Half bottle will not post on this thread. Wrong. welcome back amigo.... was starting to get worried about you. Congrats on the upset vs the Broncos! I decided not to post until the Redskins won, but I was starting to get worried it wouldn't happen until 2010. Nah, just on a little internet sabbatic...
by Half Bottle
Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:55 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: HB, HB
Replies: 78
Views: 29756

Re: HB, HB

Half bottle will not post on this thread.
Wrong.
by Half Bottle
Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Cindy
Replies: 5
Views: 3030

Re: FAO Cindy

I was mouth agape watching the Pats game. I know the Titans are winless, but they've looked decent in most of their games, but that was an ass-whooping unlike any I've seen at the NFL level.

I was actually surprised Cindy didn't have *more* fantasy points when I checked this morning.
by Half Bottle
Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Many Thanks
Replies: 42
Views: 16028

Re: Many Thanks

Man, that was one long nap. Feels like I was out for a couple of weeks.
Now, why do I have the feeling that you had some fun elsewhere?
I just sat here hitting refresh for weeks on end.
by Half Bottle
Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Many Thanks
Replies: 42
Views: 16028

Re: Many Thanks

Yawn. Hrmph. (Stretch). Man, that was one long nap. Feels like I was out for a couple of weeks.
by Half Bottle
Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:29 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Cleared For Touchdown 3 Thread
Replies: 62
Views: 24665

Re: Cleared For Touchdown 3 Thread

Ok, I'm in.

PM sent to Sean with email address.
by Half Bottle
Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (American) Football Stadiums in the North
Replies: 6
Views: 4895

Re: (American) Football Stadiums in the North

You mean, since the people are coming into the stadium anyway there is no reason to spend extra money to build a dome? Sounds reasonable. Yes, that was what I meant. These stadiums only host 8 regular season games each year and, for some, the fan base is large and committed. Some teams in the NFL h...
by Half Bottle
Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:43 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Congratulations Wonnzie and all Canadians
Replies: 23
Views: 8678

Re: Congratulations Wonnzie and all Canadians

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That does seem to be the cycle.
by Half Bottle
Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:15 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: The betrayal of Concorde
Replies: 5
Views: 4189

Re: The betrayal of Concorde

Please summarize.
You are physically and mentally unsuited for occupying the exit row on Concorde.
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:51 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Boeing Commercial CEO replaced
Replies: 7
Views: 3560

Re: Boeing Commercial CEO replaced

Wasn't it just about 18 months ago that Carson got that gig? I wonder what led to his retirement. Hmmmm.
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Another question for the Ancent Mariner
Replies: 10
Views: 4071

Re: Another question for the Ancent Mariner

Imagine..... half a BJ AND a missing wallet......
Kind of like being married.
:clap:
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Andytoop
Replies: 6
Views: 3312

Re: FAO Andytoop

good job I have the day off tomorrow
Concurrrr.
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:52 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Falcon Flight
Replies: 0
Views: 1404

Falcon Flight

Falcon 1, number one for landing, cleared any runway.
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (American) Football Stadiums in the North
Replies: 6
Views: 4895

Re: (American) Football Stadiums in the North

To expand on Sabre's point, strategically, these teams also feel that outdoor stadiums enhance their home-field advantage. This is particularly true during the playoffs (which, as you mention, are played in the depth of winter). One other thing that you will find is common among the teams you mentio...
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:59 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: QANTARSE SHAME
Replies: 18
Views: 7248

Re: QANTARSE SHAME

Last year, SYD - PER on Virgin Blue, I was offered exit row at checkin without even asking. However at the gate I was paged to come up to the desk and was reassigned to a non exit row. No explanation given and I didn't ask for one as I really don't care if I get exit row seating or not. FWIW. Those...
by Half Bottle
Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Question - my flight today - split from orginal post
Replies: 25
Views: 8777

Re: Question - my flight today

I truly miss the days of the original forum back in 1999 to 2001 where we had a great variety of people posting, from frequent flyers to mechanics, to aviation enthusiasts, to pilots, to airline employees. It seemed that everyone was willing to share some of their knowledge and the converstations w...
by Half Bottle
Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: There's an App for That
Replies: 3
Views: 2134

Re: There's an App for That

He may try duct taping his iPhone to the end of a pole and using it as a snow shovel.
A perfectly adequate snow shovel for San Diego, come to think of it.
by Half Bottle
Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: There's an App for That
Replies: 3
Views: 2134

There's an App for That

by Half Bottle
Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:08 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 394944

Re: 787 troubles, the latest news..

Interview with Jim McNerney, chairman, president and CEO

Q. Just this morning we announced
Wow, fielding four questions from someone who works for the interview subject. Bravo, Boeing! What's next, hard-hitting questions from school kids about what makes an airplane fly?
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Congratulations Wonnzie and all Canadians
Replies: 23
Views: 8678

Re: Congratulations Wonnzie and all Canadians

Uhm, is this the 'half full' version of "WestJet concludes deferral talks with Boeing and ACG"? http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2009/08/24/331416/westjet-concludes-deferral-talks-with-boeing-and-acg.html Given that the words immediately following, "SEATTLE, Aug 24," are, &q...
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: A question about buoys for Per.
Replies: 11
Views: 5394

Re: A question about buoys for Per.

Don't you think a question about buoys would be better answered on jetpedophiles.net?
The difference is that on airdisaster if you want to know about buoys you ask a seaman.
by Half Bottle
Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Teardrop Trailer: Recession Version
Replies: 2
Views: 1970

Teardrop Trailer: Recession Version

FAO Shady:

If hard times hit Sweet Monkey River, at least you can still use your trailer...



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