Don't worry, Blueblie! We will never forgive you.

Please behave Marc, no need to call Not_Karl names, he i most likely No_Duck.
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Indeed, that's one of the many things I'm Not_.

Fixed.

Jarrell, Texas 1997.

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Not unusual. Don't most Norwegian women knit during sex, also?

Boarding one in the islands on the old wheeled up stairway made me appreciate how big the damn thing was.

I didn't. But I keep thinking it.

Look, asshat, when I'm proclaimed King of the Worker's Paradise, you'll be lucky to get a cold plate of warm sleet.

World Leaders respond the the sorority email: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ-ljl8H_Kc

Ok, let me sort this out... It appears that North Korea will give up its nuclear program in exchange for increased US snow deliveries? Americans are destitute, yet buy guns used to kill children? There are no birds in America, but if there are any, they will be eaten this Tuesday? . North Koreans, v...

What, no boobs?

I have yet to see Quisling on one.

"and when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown..."

Factoid: Canadian Bacon is neither Canadian or bacon.

Well, I'm thinking of booking a flight, but I have some questions: Is it cheaper to book on a Tuesday? Will I get to be fondled by a TSA agent before boarding? Can I pay extra for early seat assignment so that I'm not stuck in a center seat between two fat millionaires or crying babies? Am I going t...

Press reports say that the location of the plane and weather make recovery of the black boxes difficult. Hell, Stephen Hawking could retrieve those without any problem.

Time flies indeed. One of the big changes with this new airline compared to Comair is that there are a lot of Captains here my age or younger (some much younger). The good news is that I no longer have to carry their walkers or order Ensure with catering, but the bad news is that there have been a ...

"Chart: Americans are more interested in North Korea than Beyonce boinking Obama right now"

Fixed.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/people-with-no-idea-who-thatcher-was-ecstatic-that-shes-dead-2013040865066 “I was really against everything she stood for, whatever that was... 19-year-old student Stephen Malley said: “The worst thing about Mrs Thatcher was her lack of humanity, empathy o...

Ever since I first saw her on TV, I get a chubby whenever I see a rat.

Is Autumn 2014 when England becomes fully Muslim?

Yes, nothing upsets the socialists more than a PM with balls.

I have a bass lure in the same livery as that bottom photo.

Rappalaa?

No, but I do some rock climbing...

Wow! See that chick in the window at the Marriott?

Isn't "Dirty Frenchman" redundant?

I have a bass lure in the same livery as that bottom photo.