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by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 12:09 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 391345

Re: MCAS…

…apparently functional in 787s. (March 2024) AvieHeraldie entry . A LATAM Chile Boeing 787-9 (...) was enroute at FL410(...) when the aircraft encountered an upset causing injuries to 12 people on board. The aircraft continued to Auckland for a landing without further incident. (...) The airline re...
by Not_Karl
Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: The Chinese built my perfect airplane...
Replies: 9
Views: 108

no

"Perfect". doesN't_have 3 engines... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Engineering Shortcomings Thread
Replies: 6
Views: 109

Re: Engineering Shortcomings Thread

...and only once was there a significant failure. And I blame Tom Hanks for that one. And now I sit here next to a computer with what, probably 1 billion transistors in it? And they all work properly all the time... except when software tell them not to. :mrgreen: If your computer has a modern , po...
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 09, 2024 1:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Engineering Shortcomings Thread
Replies: 6
Views: 109

Re: Engineering Shortcomings Thread

The Squid are behind everything that's designed to did died us, so they are the obvious choice.
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:09 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 64
Views: 998

Re: (More) IA image creation shenanigans

" An asshat ". This one was long overdue and the disappointment is big (but it's surprising that Copilotie correctly wrote "asset", even if it was the wrong word). https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1._f5QiBuZitIgktzhHr5x?w=270&h=270&c=6&r=0&o=5&pid=ImgGn https://th...
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 09, 2024 2:45 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 494
Views: 199700

Re: Math….

Ass-uming constant deceleration, what is the deceleration rate of a train that takes a mile to go 60 to zero.

Don’t tell me, I’m going to ask ChatGPT
Ok!
https://chat.openai.com/share/ab48704c- ... 5d4c32256a
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:14 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...
Replies: 181
Views: 43933

Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

There are a number of small theater-style lecture rooms. It had a fully equipped bar with pool tables and such. The bartenders had the job of monitoring your alcohol intake and had the authority to cut you off.
No monitoring of your state of clothing, I see...
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:13 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1029
Views: 236745

Re: Little-o Horse-o neighborhood, Goodos Airos, March 7 2024.

You mean the logo of the morally bankrupt bastards who ruined good ol' Boeing and didn't let Verbie get durnked?
Fixed and indeed.
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:13 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1029
Views: 236745

Little-o Horse-o neighborhood, Goodos Airos, March 7 2024.

I spotted a guy wearing a " Boeing 737 MAX " shirt. Similar to this one , same color, but without the "-8", the text above the Relicliner and "Boeing" was preceded by its logo . I can only ASSume he was Verbie . Surprisingly the shirt appeared to be intact , but loose t...
by Not_Karl
Sun Mar 03, 2024 1:03 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Not_Delta 191
Replies: 22
Views: 301

Re: Meanwhile, over [i]there[/b]…

OMG, the horror!!!!! :o ... of being in a 737! Look at all the pieces that fell from it, floating in the breeze...
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Not_Delta 191
Replies: 22
Views: 301

Re: Not_Delta 191

Is there a question there somewhere? Well, this is a discussion forum, so one question is what do we think about this crash? Are the similarities not_remarkable? How did they crash the plane in the post Delta 191 era with all the sim training and even the low tech wind shear alert system? Why weren...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 3:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 64
Views: 998

Evanie, as imagined by B(oe)ING Copilot-236AI

ATLCrewBoyie2548m : The type of person who at least occasionally stands in front of a mirror, listens to his own fiery speeches, and finds himself in bewildered awe and immense gratitude of and for his own existence and awesomeness. (Bingie created four images, but one of them is broken :( ) https:...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:15 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1029
Views: 236745

I'm scared

One of America's Finest Legal Mindies has CONCUR red AGAIN with Evanie . I fear that: OoAFLM has been hacked . OoAFLM is under Squid control , probably the result of being forced to wear an infected face-diaper or receive an infected vaccine . It's a sign that THE END IS NEAR .
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:05 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28052

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

Yes, I assumed the purpose of the tall gear was understood...
It was, I only wanted to hammer Boeing exceutive's home the fact that, a couple generations from now, AI-Verbies will be patching this design up instead of making new ones.
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 12:59 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Caravan Crash Credentials Connundrum
Replies: 27
Views: 1354

Re: Caravan Crash Credentials Connundrum

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by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28052

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

"Deleted" post :roll:
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:03 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28052

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

Slat rot: The picture and their discussion suggests something hit the wing (birds, deicing truck, something.) Micro meteorites ? 6. Tall landing gear so you don't have to MCAS the hell out of it when you put ridiculously oversized, displaced turbofanies 30-60 years down the road when the aeroplanie...
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:42 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28052

Re: United B757-200 experiences cheap-composite slat did diedness

While Verbie stubbornly refuses to make a clean-sheet 757....
Stay tuned.
Image
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:28 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 494
Views: 199700

Amtrak vs. Amazon

Interior view from Amazon's van.
Aftermath.
Some deliveries are probably going to get delayed...

I love how the Fiat Ducato is sold under ten thousand trillion brands and names. Here we(Not_italics) have it as Fiat Ducato, Citroën Jumper and Peugeot Boxer at the same time.
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:02 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Ban all combustion, breathing and flatulence!
Replies: 4
Views: 87

The Concorde is back!

Local media has an article * saying five flights reached supersonic speeds ... And that passengers didn't notice a big difference in the cabin , apart from arriving early at their destinations... :roll: * (" Inédito " in this case means "unprecedented", Not_"unpublished"...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:46 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...
Replies: 181
Views: 43933

We're doomed, man!

Evan has spoken. I, having perhaps more interest in computeries (the industry that will enslave us all) than aeroplanies (the industry that will did died us all), was reminded of how bad Intel and, particularly, AMD sucked until they returned to the hands of engineers. I assume that, when enough mo...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: If you think airplanes are dangerous...
Replies: 2
Views: 81

Re: If you think airplanes are dangerous...

...you better not drive over any bridges!
What about driving an aeroplanie over a bridge?
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:44 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28052

United B757-200 experiences cheap-composite slat did diedness

While Verbie stubbornly refuses to make a clean-sheet 757 , the old ones are disintegrating (as both Boeings and cheap composites tend to do ). A United Boeing 757-200 (...) was enroute at FL310 (...) when the crew decided to divert (...) after passengers observed slat damage to the right hand wing....
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 64
Views: 998

Re: Colloquialisms

A final colloquialism: While they are related and can overlap: Preaching is generally more of delivering a religious message, while Pontificating is more of an arrogant tone of superiority in delivering knowledge. Yes, their etymology is similar, but the AI went with “What preachers do”. (Arguably,...

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