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by Dummy Pilot
Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your
Replies: 14
Views: 9678

Re: Don't let an engineer anywhere near your

Serves the bitch right.....
by Dummy Pilot
Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:12 pm
Forum: Political Discussion Forum
Topic: Freefall of the Eurozone
Replies: 33
Views: 17693

Re: Freefall of the Eurozone

I Blame the Brits.....(Who are of course, the US)


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by Dummy Pilot
Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Blueblack
Replies: 12
Views: 6909

Re: FAO Blueblack

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by Dummy Pilot
Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: First big bulp of consumerist kool-aid (an iPad thread)
Replies: 14
Views: 8216

Re: First big bulp of consumerist kool-aid (an iPad thread)

I'm waiting for the iMaxipad to come out.

Don't bother....I hear it's bloody awful.
by Dummy Pilot
Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:09 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: LOT 767 lands with gear up
Replies: 30
Views: 16428

Re: LOT 767 lands with gear up

Accident: LOT B763 at Warsaw on Nov 1st 2011, forced gear up landing By Simon Hradecky, created Thursday, Dec 1st 2011 11:44Z, last updated Thursday, Dec 1st 2011 11:54Z The Polish Panstwowa Komisja Badania Wypadkow Lotniczych (Polish State Commission for Aircraft Accident Investigation, PKBWL) rel...
by Dummy Pilot
Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: What's your favorite female body part?
Replies: 15
Views: 7285

Re: What's your favorite female body part?

How come there was no choice for Penis.....Am I the only one who likes a nice healthy penis on their women?
by Dummy Pilot
Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:55 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Wind + chocked plane = ?
Replies: 5
Views: 3732

Wind + chocked plane = ?

Of course the real question is what would have happened if it was on a really big conveyor belt......

Windy Day Video
by Dummy Pilot
Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: What happened?
Replies: 15
Views: 7864

What happened?

At the bottom of the Index page:
Most users ever online was 81 on Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:52 am



Did I miss a total Air Disaster this weekend?
Was there an ITS resurfacing?
Did somebody post the ultimate way to shave....down there?
by Dummy Pilot
Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Ed proofed wrong yet again.
Replies: 11
Views: 5484

Re: Ed proofed wrong yet again.

But he speak many language, I give him break!!!

You sound like you have a thick foreign accent.

I would highly advise you not to pound on any cockpit doors.
by Dummy Pilot
Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:17 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: One in five US adults takes medication for a mental disorder
Replies: 9
Views: 4603

Re: One in five US adults takes medication for a mental disorder

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The only thing I get out of this is something that I've always known....Women are twice as fukked up as Men are
by Dummy Pilot
Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:49 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Lavatory near disaster!
Replies: 26
Views: 12985

Lavatory near disaster!

As comical as it all sounds, I can understand the problem the F/O was facing.....his Captain has gone missing in the back of the plane and is not communicating with him, and some guy is pounding on the cockpit door. There's ATC audio in the full article link, and the F/O sounds rational and calm. He...
by Dummy Pilot
Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Unsure what to bring on Thanksgiving?
Replies: 12
Views: 6104

Re: Unsure what to bring on Thanksgiving?

What should I bring (other than the hooker, silly)? Well, good conversation around the Thanksgiving table is the key to a family gathering, so try these opening lines: "Hey everybody, my therapist has helped me recover some repressed memories of Uncle Rob touching me inapropriately" Or Ta...
by Dummy Pilot
Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:04 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: If you see a wheel fall off the plane, you might want to
Replies: 10
Views: 6310

Re: If you see a wheel fall off the plane, you might want to

." She/He will then proceed back to the galley ....and then check with the flight deck to see if they need need a coke or something.
I can guarantee you that that ain't happening
by Dummy Pilot
Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:56 pm
Forum: Political Discussion Forum
Topic: Freefall of the Eurozone
Replies: 33
Views: 17693

Freefall of the Eurozone

I blame the Americans and capitalism.
by Dummy Pilot
Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:38 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Does the Boeing 787 have an ugly tail?
Replies: 12
Views: 5708

Re: Does the Boeing 787 have an ugly tail?

The 787 may have an ugly tail, but Patrick Smith has an ugly head and shouldn't be talking.

He's a Goober.

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by Dummy Pilot
Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:19 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: That's gonna leave a mark.....
Replies: 6
Views: 4896

That's gonna leave a mark.....

Someone on another Forum wrote 'in the US, we need three landings every 90 days to maintain currency.....this guy got current on one approach' Interesting that the spoilers retracted, I wonder if he started a Go-around and then just said 'screw it' Skip ahead to the good part around 1:00 The YouTube...
by Dummy Pilot
Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Intermittency
Replies: 12
Views: 5789

Re: Intermittency

I haven't ..... any problems ...... intermittency ...... these Forums. I don't ...... what ....... talking about. You need get ...... head out ...... ass and ...... whining like ....... bitch.
by Dummy Pilot
Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:44 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 392841

Re: 787 troubles, the latest news..

ANA's training program for initial groups of pilots flying the twin-engine 787 Dreamliner takes about five weeks , ANA officials said. By contrast, Chicago-based Boeing for years has promised airlines that one of the new aircraft's major advantages would be short and relatively simple training requ...
by Dummy Pilot
Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:14 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Occupy Moncton
Replies: 1
Views: 1623

Re: Occupy Moncton

I had a layover in Birmingham Alabama of all places this weekend. When I went for my daily run in the local park, they were having an "Occupy Birmingham" protest. From what I could see, this consisted of about 7 guys in a Drum circle and one guy holding a cardboard sign that said "I w...
by Dummy Pilot
Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:04 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Occupy Aviation Safety Discussion forum
Replies: 6
Views: 3494

Re: Occupy Aviation Safety Discussion forum

While you're here, can I interest you in the investment potential of Credit Default Swaps?
by Dummy Pilot
Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:36 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: DFW go around
Replies: 12
Views: 4382

DFW go around

LINK: American Airlines pressurization problem You have to sit through a 15 second advert befor the video, but it's worth watching the full 5 minutes. The issue as I see it, is not that they developed a pressurization problem. My guess is that they somehow screwed up the Bleed switches or the Packs....
by Dummy Pilot
Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:27 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Desky
Replies: 18
Views: 8889

Re: FAO Desky

It's just that I was taught that whenever the guy with four stripes does something retarded, looks like he's doing something retarded or seems like he's fixing to do something retarded, I am supposed to speak up. And I highly encourage that during every First leg brief by telling my F/Os what a ret...
by Dummy Pilot
Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:29 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: FAO Desky
Replies: 18
Views: 8889

Re: FAO Desky

Out of curiosity, DP, how did you happen to find that thread?

It's a legitimate question.

However, on the advice of counsel, I'm going to refuse to answer and assert my Fifth amendment rights.

Sometimes, Google is not your friend.

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