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by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:02 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Ban all combustion, breathing and flatulence!
Replies: 4
Views: 101

The Concorde is back!

Local media has an article * saying five flights reached supersonic speeds ... And that passengers didn't notice a big difference in the cabin , apart from arriving early at their destinations... :roll: * (" Inédito " in this case means "unprecedented", Not_"unpublished"...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:46 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...
Replies: 192
Views: 45776

We're doomed, man!

Evan has spoken. I, having perhaps more interest in computeries (the industry that will enslave us all) than aeroplanies (the industry that will did died us all), was reminded of how bad Intel and, particularly, AMD sucked until they returned to the hands of engineers. I assume that, when enough mo...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: If you think airplanes are dangerous...
Replies: 2
Views: 104

Re: If you think airplanes are dangerous...

...you better not drive over any bridges!
What about driving an aeroplanie over a bridge?
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:44 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28314

United B757-200 experiences cheap-composite slat did diedness

While Verbie stubbornly refuses to make a clean-sheet 757 , the old ones are disintegrating (as both Boeings and cheap composites tend to do ). A United Boeing 757-200 (...) was enroute at FL310 (...) when the crew decided to divert (...) after passengers observed slat damage to the right hand wing....
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1310

Re: Colloquialisms

A final colloquialism: While they are related and can overlap: Preaching is generally more of delivering a religious message, while Pontificating is more of an arrogant tone of superiority in delivering knowledge. Yes, their etymology is similar, but the AI went with “What preachers do”. (Arguably,...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1053
Views: 240163

Re: Visitor message SPAM, [i]there[/i]

...drive a bicycle and did dieding?
Fixed.
Now fixed.
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 20, 2024 8:42 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Ban all combustion, breathing and flatulence!
Replies: 4
Views: 101

Ban ALL flatulence... except mine.

Let's hope they don't turn downwind :(
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:22 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1310

"A tall Argentinian man riding a billy cart"

Did you try carrito de rulemanes? After reading Wikipedia's entry on Soapbox/Gravity racers , I thought " billy carts " to be close enough to carritos de rulemanes , but results were again Not _what we expected . https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG2.g6DtmsqCo5EksXWHrH4M?w=1024&h=1024&rs...
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:11 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1310

"A boy preaching the Holy FCOM inside a sterile bubble"

It’s a boy in a sterile bubble not_riding a bi, tri, quadra, penta, etceteracycle, but instead, reading procedures in old FCOMS and trashing pilots and providing liberal advice to the aviation industry and face-diaper-questioning members of the public. Not_ exactly what I had in mind, probably shou...
by Not_Karl
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:06 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1310

"A cheap-composite crackerbox"

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.veJOKnjXk_dBui3JjDlU?w=1024&h=1024&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain This one might be a Texan crackerbox . https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.Zu.1noppb5N4rJGvfSAW?pid=ImgGn https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.8WUAwQ8BX5GbRB89GjvA?pid=ImgGn https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.jeeyHSp...
by Not_Karl
Sun Feb 18, 2024 11:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1053
Views: 240163

Visitor message SPAM, [i]there[/i]

I've been invited to a dating site. Maybe it's my opportunity to get laid, drive a red Audi and stop being a 50-year-old-virgin like the rest of we? :clap:
by Not_Karl
Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:40 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Ban all beaches?
Replies: 5
Views: 139

Re: Ban all beaches?

If I find myself in a 737MAX, I jump out IMMEDIATELY.
You should wait for the exit door plug to fall out before trying to jump through it. Otherwise you might injure yourself.
INDEED :lol:
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 17, 2024 2:56 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No, AI won't make your customer service better...
Replies: 4
Views: 88

Re: No, AI won't make your customer service better...

He said "ok" (or did he just click on on of the automatic answer options the AI offered him?)
Or maybe your boss is itself AI.
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:12 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1053
Views: 240163

At least there's a link now!

...DK_Editsies...
Are we enjoying their AvieHeraldie re-writings?
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 17, 2024 12:57 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: No, AI won't make your customer service better...
Replies: 4
Views: 88

Re: No, AI won't make your customer service better...

It's amazing how much AI has advanced... It lies and breaks promises like a real human!
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1310

"A man riding a Big Wheel tricycle inside a sterile bubble"

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.vit8Kspx9Km_OCtsLitF?pid=ImgGn I approve the redundancy : https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.A6sC3Pr2RS4kq.kFHon4?w=1024&h=1024&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain These two bubbles don't look so sterile ... https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.DoRf7CDLRglscd4Glg.Z?pid=ImgGn https:...
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:40 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1053
Views: 240163

Re: It would appear that...

Popcorn?
Not_yet.
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:13 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1053
Views: 240163

It would appear that...

...BBie doesn't like our new friend DK_Editsies... :cry:
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:11 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Delta returns to Schiphol - maggots falling from overhead!
Replies: 9
Views: 170

Re: Delta returns to Schiphol - maggots falling from overhead!

I'm surprised no one yet has commented on this part of the article: In 2022, agents at Washington Dulles Airport confiscated charred bat. In 2019, officers at O'Hare International Airport intercepted about 32 pounds of rat meat. They took my snack , ruined my BBQ plans and then fined me :cry: :cry:...
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 15, 2024 9:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1310

Re: (More) IA image creation shenanigans

What’s that in real units?
1,91m and 1,93m. You're welcome.
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 15, 2024 2:36 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1310

AI'm Not_laughing AT you, AI'm laughing WITH you...

Laugh all you want, but I feel very identified...
I'm 1,91m (~6.8 American Handeggs), and have vast, verifiable experience with spaces designed for people Not_taller than 1,75m (~2 baseball bats).... but Not_with aeroplanies as I value my life :D
by Not_Karl
Thu Feb 15, 2024 1:55 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Delta returns to Schiphol - maggots falling from overhead!
Replies: 9
Views: 170

Re: Delta returns to Schiphol - maggots falling from overhead!

Say "So did I" instead.
no
"Did" has a strong association with "died", the message would Not_be clear.
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1310

Re: IA SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!!

...first results... Be grateful you didn't get a full page of sponsored results , a bazillion useless websites offering " solutions " for the problem you googled but actually only giving the most obvious and useless tips while trying to sell you a product , outright scams , etc. Remember ...
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:52 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Delta returns to Schiphol - maggots falling from overhead!
Replies: 9
Views: 170

Re: Delta returns to Schiphol - maggots falling from overhead!

Didn't they learn anything from movies?
I blame the A-300.
Decomposing cheap composites was my first thought, but...
...rotten fish...
...I blame Perie.
I don't know why I initially read postmortem...
Me too :lol: :lol:
by Not_Karl
Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:45 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: What could possibly go wrong?
Replies: 2
Views: 98

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing could go wrong. There's already at least one giant "saw" on top of all hell-o-choppers, adding one below shouldn't would give both symmetry and redundancy 8-) . Make it contra-rotating and you could remove the tail-saw :ugeek: .

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