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by Not_Karl
Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:48 am
Forum: Political Discussion Forum
Topic: [b]We[/b]...
Replies: 1
Views: 236

[b]We[/b]...

...may be a failed 4th World Country on the brink of TOTAL SOCIOECONOMIC DISASTER!!!! and have the most corrupt, liar, criminal, inept, unfit, mentally unstable, etc. politicians in the known Universe (excluding dictatorships) , but at least don't have members of the royal family uploading ban-worth...
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:01 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 393573

Re: MCAS…

Did you make a typo? 18 months is 540 days: our generally-agreed longevity estimate. Those are the numbers being discussed there . Evanie’s no fly list? They handled this better than the Air France guys. But, genius piloting or Not _, Evanie is wondering if the airlinie has Not _followed an importa...
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:52 pm
Forum: The Waldo Pepper Lounge
Topic: The "Funny Reddit aviation post" thread
Replies: 28
Views: 3031

Jesus is my driver.

I don't know what to say about this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittyaskflyin ... s_stoopid/
"On a wing and a prayer"?
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:48 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Fly-by-nothing?
Replies: 2
Views: 86

Re: Fly-by-nothing?

Verbie-bashing here.
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 12:46 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 393573

Re: MCAS…

Evanie cites a need to reboot the computer occasionally. I guess Boeing didn't expect their aeroplanies to last 22 days , let alone 240. In all fairness, neither did I . But I do expect LATAM shares to experience a huge MCAS-like drop following said airlinie's possible addition to Evanie's list .
by Not_Karl
Tue Mar 12, 2024 12:09 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 787 troubles, the latest news..
Replies: 1103
Views: 393573

Re: MCAS…

…apparently functional in 787s. (March 2024) AvieHeraldie entry . A LATAM Chile Boeing 787-9 (...) was enroute at FL410(...) when the aircraft encountered an upset causing injuries to 12 people on board. The aircraft continued to Auckland for a landing without further incident. (...) The airline re...
by Not_Karl
Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:39 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: The Chinese built my perfect airplane...
Replies: 9
Views: 134

no

"Perfect". doesN't_have 3 engines... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Engineering Shortcomings Thread
Replies: 6
Views: 137

Re: Engineering Shortcomings Thread

...and only once was there a significant failure. And I blame Tom Hanks for that one. And now I sit here next to a computer with what, probably 1 billion transistors in it? And they all work properly all the time... except when software tell them not to. :mrgreen: If your computer has a modern , po...
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 09, 2024 1:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Engineering Shortcomings Thread
Replies: 6
Views: 137

Re: Engineering Shortcomings Thread

The Squid are behind everything that's designed to did died us, so they are the obvious choice.
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:09 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1301

Re: (More) IA image creation shenanigans

" An asshat ". This one was long overdue and the disappointment is big (but it's surprising that Copilotie correctly wrote "asset", even if it was the wrong word). https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1._f5QiBuZitIgktzhHr5x?w=270&h=270&c=6&r=0&o=5&pid=ImgGn https://th...
by Not_Karl
Sat Mar 09, 2024 2:45 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 540
Views: 201708

Re: Math….

Ass-uming constant deceleration, what is the deceleration rate of a train that takes a mile to go 60 to zero.

Don’t tell me, I’m going to ask ChatGPT
Ok!
https://chat.openai.com/share/ab48704c- ... 5d4c32256a
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:14 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...
Replies: 192
Views: 45724

Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

There are a number of small theater-style lecture rooms. It had a fully equipped bar with pool tables and such. The bartenders had the job of monitoring your alcohol intake and had the authority to cut you off.
No monitoring of your state of clothing, I see...
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:13 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1053
Views: 240101

Re: Little-o Horse-o neighborhood, Goodos Airos, March 7 2024.

You mean the logo of the morally bankrupt bastards who ruined good ol' Boeing and didn't let Verbie get durnked?
Fixed and indeed.
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:13 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1053
Views: 240101

Little-o Horse-o neighborhood, Goodos Airos, March 7 2024.

I spotted a guy wearing a " Boeing 737 MAX " shirt. Similar to this one , same color, but without the "-8", the text above the Relicliner and "Boeing" was preceded by its logo . I can only ASSume he was Verbie . Surprisingly the shirt appeared to be intact , but loose t...
by Not_Karl
Sun Mar 03, 2024 1:03 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Not_Delta 191
Replies: 22
Views: 353

Re: Meanwhile, over [i]there[/b]…

OMG, the horror!!!!! :o ... of being in a 737! Look at all the pieces that fell from it, floating in the breeze...
by Not_Karl
Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Not_Delta 191
Replies: 22
Views: 353

Re: Not_Delta 191

Is there a question there somewhere? Well, this is a discussion forum, so one question is what do we think about this crash? Are the similarities not_remarkable? How did they crash the plane in the post Delta 191 era with all the sim training and even the low tech wind shear alert system? Why weren...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 3:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 74
Views: 1301

Evanie, as imagined by B(oe)ING Copilot-236AI

ATLCrewBoyie2548m : The type of person who at least occasionally stands in front of a mirror, listens to his own fiery speeches, and finds himself in bewildered awe and immense gratitude of and for his own existence and awesomeness. (Bingie created four images, but one of them is broken :( ) https:...
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:15 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1053
Views: 240101

I'm scared

One of America's Finest Legal Mindies has CONCUR red AGAIN with Evanie . I fear that: OoAFLM has been hacked . OoAFLM is under Squid control , probably the result of being forced to wear an infected face-diaper or receive an infected vaccine . It's a sign that THE END IS NEAR .
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:05 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28307

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

Yes, I assumed the purpose of the tall gear was understood...
It was, I only wanted to hammer Boeing exceutive's home the fact that, a couple generations from now, AI-Verbies will be patching this design up instead of making new ones.
by Not_Karl
Tue Feb 27, 2024 12:59 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Caravan Crash Credentials Connundrum
Replies: 27
Views: 1488

Re: Caravan Crash Credentials Connundrum

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by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28307

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

"Deleted" post :roll:
by Not_Karl
Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:03 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28307

Re: 757 troubles. the latest news

Slat rot: The picture and their discussion suggests something hit the wing (birds, deicing truck, something.) Micro meteorites ? 6. Tall landing gear so you don't have to MCAS the hell out of it when you put ridiculously oversized, displaced turbofanies 30-60 years down the road when the aeroplanie...
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:42 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: 757 troubles. the latest news
Replies: 72
Views: 28307

Re: United B757-200 experiences cheap-composite slat did diedness

While Verbie stubbornly refuses to make a clean-sheet 757....
Stay tuned.
Image
by Not_Karl
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:28 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 540
Views: 201708

Amtrak vs. Amazon

Interior view from Amazon's van.
Aftermath.
Some deliveries are probably going to get delayed...

I love how the Fiat Ducato is sold under ten thousand trillion brands and names. Here we(Not_italics) have it as Fiat Ducato, Citroën Jumper and Peugeot Boxer at the same time.

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