Everybody got a new car, uh?

Airdisaster--ha ha .

Is --no not you Half Botle---Its Mr Sick back-he`s the best

No offense taken. In my opinion, I'm only the fifth-funniest person on this site. However, several of the others aren't trying.

What a stupid question. He should really think about more important things, like what kind of seat-back entertainment systems they have.

I didn't realize that Google offered Norwegian translation. Although this is full of typically silly machine translation goofs, I will say that it is one of the best I have seen. Perfectly understandable. http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=y&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vg.no%...

I didn't realize that Google offered Norwegian translation. Although this is full of typically silly machine translation goofs, I will say that it is one of the best I have seen. Perfectly understandable. http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=y&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vg.no%2...

I would have tasered the good Harvard prof, but then again, I'd love to taser any Harvard prof for all the shit they've done to this country.

Indeed. They gave us George W. Bush, for example.

Impressive. Was he injured by the water impact or "just" hypothermic when picked up?

Out of curiosity, what hotel? http://www.hiltonwaikoloavillage.com Interesting story, here. Wife and kids really wanted to stay at this hotel (and it is beautiful), but I'm not as much into the resort experience as you don't really get the feel for the local area and it tends to "sanitize"...

Reubee: I don't know how I missed this when you posted it. I have tears in my eyes from laughing. All the verses are hysterical. I especially enjoyed the stanzas about INH and Angelic One, although a couple of the others are brilliant, too. Very, very, very funny and a terrific trip down several yea...

With all the plants in Hawai'i, I'd be a lot more worried about her, once you get there. That place is allergens galore. Thankfully she doesn't have any allergies to plants, pollen, etc (of which we are aware). Her issues are food-based. Still, we will have to watch out for the ever-present macadam...

Happy Birthday! Only a few million more until the tables are turned and someone can dig you up instead.

(This precaution is because one of her worst reactions was on an amusement park ride and she hadn't eaten anything beforehand. We can only assume a previous rider may have had peanut residue on his hands and she got some from touching the restraint bar and then touched her mouth). Silly question, b...

A recent flight I was on was delayed at the gate because one of the pax had a peanut allergy. According to his wife the seats they were assigned and surrounding rows needed to be cleaned otherwise his allergy could kill him. Now I am well aware that some people are allergic to peanuts such that it ...

a long range flight, the only other realistic options I can think of is having an excruciating 'conversation' with the person next to you who wants to tell you their dull and tedious life story or you're eating peanuts ... in both cases the mountain side would be a welcome escape. I was merely goin...

But if I couldn't and could choose any scenario, I guess a nice CFIT into a mountain would be nice. Whilst reading a book or playing pac-man on your xpod? Are those my only two choices? Because if we're truly being open-ended here I can think of many better things to be doing shortly before my death.

Rasmussen's tilt to the right is widely known among those who poll for a living (not me, of course, I just read a lot of 'em). Even if they were closest on one election, does not eliminate the "lean" that is historically in their samples. Of course, it also doesn't mean that they aren't ri...

I missed one thing the first time that I reviewed the Rasmussen data. I hadn't noticed the obvious point that this is not a standard approval rating, but rather a cross-tab looking at only Strongly Approve vs. Strongly Disapprove. I don't have much experience examing that kind of data, so I have no ...

Although I would say that should I crash, I'd prefer the Aeroperu experience to the Alaska Air one. While the outcome is undeniably the same, the duration of the terror is not without its advantages. Personally I'd take the Heathrow 777 - Half the passengers didn't know they'd crashed and the bigge...

Just a couple of thoughts on this excellent topic that Sabre started. But, before we can discuss it, I'd like to correct two potentially misleading data points from the chart in the original post. First (per Sabre's link) the data point from which the -11 approval rating is pulled is a daily trackin...

May a thousand Susan Boyle's infest your life.

Harshness, bro.

Also, please see apostrophe thread, stat.

Can we please get this thread back on to the topic of Mika Brzezinski?

Sure. She's an enabling scunt.

We should have known this. After all, time and time again, we've heard about all the fuckwits around here. I guess you can add the fuckwitted software designer to the motherfucking shitlist. Teehee. I believe he's a graduate of Scunthorpe Technical College. The Fightin' Scunts? The Runnin' Scunts? ...

EDIT - The forum software actually asterisks out swearwords! Does it work if you say the U.S., "didn't really give a fuckadoodle?" No. The filter must be a really primitive piece of shitsocks. We should have known this. After all, time and time again, we've heard about all the fuckwits ar...

EDIT - The forum software actually asterisks out swearwords!

Does it work if you say the U.S., "didn't really give a fuckadoodle?"

Giles, while we're on the subject, please note that contracting the verb "is" should be quite familiar to you from the phrase, "which one's Pink?"