Annual squid roundup 2019

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Annual squid roundup 2019

Postby Sickbag » Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:23 pm

It's that time of the year again folks.
With the weather cold and the nights long , we uncork a bottle, retreat in solitude to our study in solitude and consider the year about to pass and with it all things Squid.

Overweight middle aged New Zealand man dressed in rubber tries to sexually assault a dead squid:
https://www.news.com.au/technology/envi ... e00f34379e

really? In this #metoo era? Shame on him.

But its not just our antipodean friends who have succumbed to this perversion:
;https://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/1673 ... own-court/

Its not all a one way street , however:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6458986/w ... raw-squid/

And a squid participation in a S&M ménage à trois isn't unheard of...

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2 ... quid-video

Stat safe people , be respectful, and remember "no means Calamari"
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Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Postby monchavo » Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:05 pm

My 2018 is complete. Or should that be my 2019.

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Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Postby Not_Karl » Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:34 am

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Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Postby Sickbag » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:52 am

You Guys still in 2018?
You should see 2019, its wild here!

I'm looking forward to opening a festive can of dog food amongst the ruins...
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Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Postby monchavo » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:23 pm

You Guys still in 2018?
You should see 2019, its wild here!

I'm looking forward to opening a festive can of dog food amongst the ruins...
We're approaching 18 months by the way........

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Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Postby Rabbi O'Genius » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:10 pm

Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-47144891
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Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:05 pm

Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-47144891
BBC:
Octopuses are not unheard of in the seas off the south coast of England, but this particular cephalopod would have had to crawl more than 5km over hills and fields to find itself in the path of a car on the A381.
...or descend from its spaceship, more likely. Humanity is doomed.
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Re: Annual squid roundup 2019

Postby Verbal » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:16 pm

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