'ello - not safe for work

[sindeewell]

Ah, Gerry finally sent you a salami? Enjoy!

Damnit Halfie....way to go and ruin my good fun!!!

[GerryW]

No! Really?

Well then have fun!

[Verbal]

just for that, i'm not going to speak to you

Are you Mrs. Verbal? And is that a threat or a promise?

[Half Bottle]

for example, on two occasions recently my (male) friend has struck up conversations with girls in our local pub who have shown him (a bit later in the evening, when everyone's had a bit more to drink) photos on their phone of them fisting themselves

I really don't know how I missed noticing that this has happened to your friend not once, but TWICE recently. Amazing. Remarkable.

Forget Norway, el, I'm heading to Oxford.

[el]

for example, on two occasions recently my (male) friend has struck up conversations with girls in our local pub who have shown him (a bit later in the evening, when everyone's had a bit more to drink) photos on their phone of them fisting themselves

I really don't know how I missed noticing that this has happened to your friend not once, but TWICE recently. Amazing. Remarkable.

Forget Norway, el, I'm heading to Oxford.

I was actually surprised that this remark could have passed you without enticing any comments from your side. I am glad to hear it was just an oversight. I was getting worried. I might be tempted to join you on a fact finding mission to Oxford.

[*InsertNameHere*]

for example, on two occasions recently my (male) friend has struck up conversations with girls in our local pub who have shown him (a bit later in the evening, when everyone's had a bit more to drink) photos on their phone of them fisting themselves

I really don't know how I missed noticing that this has happened to your friend not once, but TWICE recently. Amazing. Remarkable.

I know!!!
it immediately raised so many questions in my mind...
i mean, putting aside the issue of why and how you do that, there's the question of why you'd take a photo of it, why you'd keep that photo on your phone, and why for the love of god you'd show it to blokes you meet in the pub. it's hardly the best pulling technique - "look at me, i've got a huge vagina"

Forget Norway, el, I'm heading to Oxford.

always welcome

[Half Bottle]

it's hardly the best pulling technique - "look at me, i've got a huge vagina"

Maybe, someday in the future, when Sir Henry gets lost again he'll find us by googling this phrase instead of "David Hilditch".

[el]

. it's hardly the best pulling technique - "look at me, i've got a huge vagina"

I suppose I have seen worse.

[Verbal]

"look at me, i've got a huge vagina"

Like waving a flashlight in a cave.

[OldSowBreath]

Like throwing a dart in Carlsbad Caverns.

[GerryW]

....................................."look at me, i've got a huge vagina"

[GerryW]

Something I am interested in is to know why so many people (male and female) are so hot for fisting?

Dr.von Verbal, could it mean that those people would like to crawl back where they came from? I am not a fan of it...

[*InsertNameHere*]

....................................."look at me, i've got a huge vagina"

oh. my. god
words fail me

[Verbal]

oh. my. god

Are you American?

[*InsertNameHere*]

oh. my. god

Are you American?

thankfully not

plus I speak the Queen's English, so you have to picture that in Received Pronunciation

[Verbal]

plus I speak the Queen's English, so you have to picture that in Received Pronunciation

So your L's become R's, and your R's become W's?

[*InsertNameHere*]

plus I speak the Queen's English, so you have to picture that in Received Pronunciation

So your L's become R's, and your R's become W's?

i think you may be getting confused with chinese - you will infact find that none of my anythings become anything because i say things *exactly* as they should be pronounced. you're all wrong

[Verbal]

"I say Weginald, can you diwect me to the rye-bree?"

[Half Bottle]

plus I speak the Queen's English,

Hellllllooooooooooooo.

[Verbal]

I speak the Queen's English

[monchavo]

Samantha.

[Half Bottle]

plus I speak the Queen's English,

Hellllllooooooooooooo.

Ah, yes. I knew I'd seen a good Queen "Hellllooooo" on The Daily Show recently.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index ... the-banned

[*InsertNameHere*]

Samantha.

you called?

[sindeewell]

Something I am interested in is to know why so many people (male and female) are so hot for fisting?

Dr.von Verbal, could it mean that those people would like to crawl back where they came from? I am not a fan of it...

Who knows....

[el]

Quite a liberal forum we have here - anyway, I added a NSFW warning to the title.