True... but you can't auto-stimulate a NFL win. I hear you can rub one out if the wifey sticks to her usual routine.I'm thinking the odds on gettin some are considerably higher.Actually Halfie rather than gettin some from the wifey (yeah right!) I wish on you a Redskins win this evening.
Happy Birthday HB
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Have a good one, HB, if you're still reading!
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I didn't say a word - for a change.Though Halfie may find humo(u)r in making jokes about his sex life (or lack thereof), we should probably refrain from doing the same. She is, after all, still his wife. Just sayin'.
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Where has our favorite fuckwit gone?Have a good one, HB, if you're still reading!
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Missed it again, but looks like he did too, so...
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Yeah.... where did our fearless fuckwit go??????????????????????Missed it again, but looks like he did too, so...
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After being drunk for one week, I guess you will see this congratulation message at the same time you read the others.
Happy birthdary Superhalfie!!!!!!!
P.S.: The first 6 words are in secret code. Only the illuminated ones will know if it is in first, second or third person and if of singular or plural.
Happy birthdary Superhalfie!!!!!!!
P.S.: The first 6 words are in secret code. Only the illuminated ones will know if it is in first, second or third person and if of singular or plural.
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Has anyone heard from the Half One? Starting to get worried about our friend.
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Still recovering?
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Should I start legal proceedings to have him declared dead, ala Amelia Earhart?
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I sent him an e-mail several weeks ago but got no response. Also he has not been managing his Long Bombed fantasy football team lately. I blame the eurocommies.Has anyone heard from the Half One? Starting to get worried about our friend.
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I'll brin the shovel.Should I start legal proceedings to have him declared dead, ala Amelia Earhart?
And I call dibs on the beer.
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I've got dibs on the Pink Flyod LP'sI'll brin the shovel.Should I start legal proceedings to have him declared dead, ala Amelia Earhart?
And I call dibs on the beer.
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Verbal, as you are a non participant, how can you login and tell if he has been managing his fantasy football team?... Also he has not been managing his Long Bombed fantasy football team lately. ...Has anyone heard from the Half One? Starting to get worried about our friend.
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Maybe Mr. Snappy told him wen he went to Dr. von Verbal's consulting room for a new prescription of psychotropic laxatives?Verbal, as you are a non participant, how can you login and tell if he has been managing his fantasy football team?... Also he has not been managing his Long Bombed fantasy football team lately. ...Has anyone heard from the Half One? Starting to get worried about our friend.
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Actually, I have hacked your password and am currently managing your team. You will thank me later for kicking Cindy's butt this week.Verbal, as you are a non participant, how can you login and tell if he has been managing his fantasy football team?
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Wrong.Half bottle will not post on this thread.
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welcome back amigo.... was starting to get worried about you. Congrats on the upset vs the Broncos!Wrong.Half bottle will not post on this thread.
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Well as long as Mr Snappy hasn't hacked my account and started managing my team. I wouldn't wish that fate on everyone, mind you even Mr Snappy could've beaten Cindy this week.Actually, I have hacked your password and am currently managing your team. You will thank me later for kicking Cindy's butt this week.Verbal, as you are a non participant, how can you login and tell if he has been managing his fantasy football team?
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I decided not to post until the Redskins won, but I was starting to get worried it wouldn't happen until 2010. Nah, just on a little internet sabbatical. It was really nice coming back to read all the birthday wishes. Very kind.welcome back amigo.... was starting to get worried about you. Congrats on the upset vs the Broncos!Wrong.Half bottle will not post on this thread.
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How were you able to survive the time without porns?Nah, just on a little internet sabbatical.
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I downloaded all the links you sent me first.How were you able to survive the time without porns?Nah, just on a little internet sabbatical.
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Obviously not the ones I forwarded to you from The Alpaca, because your computer is still working.I downloaded all the links you sent me first.
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Or, perhaps, you've sleuthed the real reason it took me so long to return.Obviously not the ones I forwarded to you from The Alpaca, because your computer is still working.I downloaded all the links you sent me first.
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