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Re: HB, HB

Postby supersean » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:11 am

Actually Halfie rather than gettin some from the wifey (yeah right!) I wish on you a Redskins win this evening.
I'm thinking the odds on gettin some are considerably higher.

Happy Birthday HB
True... but you can't auto-stimulate a NFL win. I hear you can rub one out if the wifey sticks to her usual routine.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby tds » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:15 am

Have a good one, HB, if you're still reading!

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Re: HB, HB

Postby el » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:03 am

Though Halfie may find humo(u)r in making jokes about his sex life (or lack thereof), we should probably refrain from doing the same. She is, after all, still his wife. Just sayin'.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby supersean » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:46 pm

Have a good one, HB, if you're still reading!
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Angelic One » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:59 pm

Missed it again, but looks like he did too, so...
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Re: HB, HB

Postby supersean » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:51 pm

Missed it again, but looks like he did too, so...
Yeah.... where did our fearless fuckwit go??????????????????????
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Peminu » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:40 am

After being drunk for one week, I guess you will see this congratulation message at the same time you read the others.

Happy birthdary Superhalfie!!!!!!!

P.S.: The first 6 words are in secret code. Only the illuminated ones will know if it is in first, second or third person and if of singular or plural.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby supersean » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:10 pm

Has anyone heard from the Half One? Starting to get worried about our friend.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby el » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:19 pm

Still recovering? :?:

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Re: HB, HB

Postby Sickbag » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:14 pm

Half bottle will not post on this thread.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby OldSowBreath » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:51 pm

Should I start legal proceedings to have him declared dead, ala Amelia Earhart?

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Re: HB, HB

Postby Verbal » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:06 pm

Has anyone heard from the Half One? Starting to get worried about our friend.
I sent him an e-mail several weeks ago but got no response. Also he has not been managing his Long Bombed fantasy football team lately. I blame the eurocommies.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Princess Leia » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:06 am

Should I start legal proceedings to have him declared dead, ala Amelia Earhart?
I'll brin the shovel.

And I call dibs on the beer.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby supersean » Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:50 pm

Should I start legal proceedings to have him declared dead, ala Amelia Earhart?
I'll brin the shovel.

And I call dibs on the beer.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby reubee » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:42 am

Has anyone heard from the Half One? Starting to get worried about our friend.
... Also he has not been managing his Long Bombed fantasy football team lately. ...
Verbal, as you are a non participant, how can you login and tell if he has been managing his fantasy football team? :-)
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:14 am

Has anyone heard from the Half One? Starting to get worried about our friend.
... Also he has not been managing his Long Bombed fantasy football team lately. ...
Verbal, as you are a non participant, how can you login and tell if he has been managing his fantasy football team? :-)
Maybe Mr. Snappy told him wen he went to Dr. von Verbal's consulting room for a new prescription of psychotropic laxatives?
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Verbal » Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:36 pm

Verbal, as you are a non participant, how can you login and tell if he has been managing his fantasy football team? :-)
Actually, I have hacked your password and am currently managing your team. You will thank me later for kicking Cindy's butt this week.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Half Bottle » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:55 am

Half bottle will not post on this thread.
Wrong.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby supersean » Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:42 am

Half bottle will not post on this thread.
Wrong.
welcome back amigo.... was starting to get worried about you. Congrats on the upset vs the Broncos!
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Re: HB, HB

Postby reubee » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:28 am

Verbal, as you are a non participant, how can you login and tell if he has been managing his fantasy football team? :-)
Actually, I have hacked your password and am currently managing your team. You will thank me later for kicking Cindy's butt this week.
Well as long as Mr Snappy hasn't hacked my account and started managing my team. I wouldn't wish that fate on everyone, mind you even Mr Snappy could've beaten Cindy this week.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Half Bottle » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:36 pm

Half bottle will not post on this thread.
Wrong.
welcome back amigo.... was starting to get worried about you. Congrats on the upset vs the Broncos!
I decided not to post until the Redskins won, but I was starting to get worried it wouldn't happen until 2010. Nah, just on a little internet sabbatical. It was really nice coming back to read all the birthday wishes. Very kind.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Verbal » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:06 pm

Nah, just on a little internet sabbatical.
How were you able to survive the time without porns?
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Half Bottle » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:08 pm

Nah, just on a little internet sabbatical.
How were you able to survive the time without porns?
I downloaded all the links you sent me first.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Verbal » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:11 pm

I downloaded all the links you sent me first.
Obviously not the ones I forwarded to you from The Alpaca, because your computer is still working.
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Re: HB, HB

Postby Half Bottle » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:13 pm

I downloaded all the links you sent me first.
Obviously not the ones I forwarded to you from The Alpaca, because your computer is still working.
Or, perhaps, you've sleuthed the real reason it took me so long to return.
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