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F.A.O.: Dr. von Verbal

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:12 pm

Happy birthday!!! :D :clap:


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Postby Ancient Mariner » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:52 pm

47. :o
You'll be 50 before the Dreamliner enters service.
Regardless, Congratulations, old man.
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Postby PurduePilot » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:00 pm

Congratulations--47 years ago your body was pushed head-first through a vagina! :clap:
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Postby GlennAB1 » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:52 pm

Congratulations--47 years ago your body was pushed head-first through a vagina! :clap:
Happy B-Day Verb, best of luck in your quest to get back in.
you still have to find a crew willing to fly this "barely airworthy" heap
no such thing as "barely airworthy" it's either Airworthy or Not
100% incorrect Ever hear of Ferry Permit? issued for Non airworthy aircraft
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Postby Marc 1 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:49 am

Congratulations--47 years ago your body was pushed head-first through a vagina! :clap:
He may have been breech? Verbie do you recall being a rebel without a cause at that time? BTW Happy Birthday.
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Postby Peminu » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:36 am

Have a very happy and correctly medicated birthday, Dr. Von Verbal!!!!!
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Postby Sickbag » Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:45 am

Congratulations--47 years ago your body was pushed head-first through a vagina! :clap:
Still, it's less bloody & gruesome then the Boeing 787 delivery method....
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Postby Ancient Mariner » Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:13 am

Congratulations--47 years ago your body was pushed head-first through a vagina! :clap:
Still, it's less bloody & gruesome then the Boeing 787 delivery method....
More efficient too, very rarely do they miss the delivery time and if they do we're talking days and maybe weeks. Not years.
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Postby PurduePilot » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:02 pm

Congratulations--47 years ago your body was pushed head-first through a vagina! :clap:
Still, it's less bloody & gruesome then the Boeing 787 delivery method....
More efficient too, very rarely do they miss the delivery time and if they do we're talking days and maybe weeks. Not years.
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That may be true, but the product development cycle for something like an airliner is on the order of years, whereas for a simple thing like an infant it takes mere months.
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Postby Ancient Mariner » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:41 pm

That may be true, but the product development cycle for something like an airliner is on the order of years, whereas for a simple thing like an infant it takes mere months.
Considering some of the morons walking the earth as we speak, you may be right, but for the majority of us I'd say the product development time has been in the hundreds of thousands of years. The birth is just the product launch whereas the 9 months are manufacturing time, please feel free to add your three minutes.
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Postby el » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:06 pm

It's that time of the year again. Verbal will score.... :mrgreen:

Anyway, a very Happy Birthday to you.
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Postby OldSowBreath » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:07 pm

Isn't 48 the mandatory retirement age at Boeing?

Regardless - Happy, Happy Old Man!
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Postby Sickbag » Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:18 pm

That may be true, but the product development cycle for something like an airliner is on the order of years, whereas for a simple thing like an infant it takes mere months.
Yes, but look at the number of pricks there are at Boeing.
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Postby Verbal » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:48 pm

It's that time of the year again. Verbal will score.... :mrgreen:
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Postby Verbal » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:50 pm

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Thanks for your birthday wishes, everyone. You... you guys... are the only family I've ever really had.

** Runs down hallway sobbing, locks self in bathroom **

Regards, Dr. Sigmund von Verbal
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Postby Peter_K » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:40 pm

It's that time of the year again. Verbal will score.... :mrgreen:
No. Sorry.
It sucks when your birthday comes up on one of those days in her monthly calendar. Hopefully it won't happen again next year so Happy 48th already.
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Re: F.A.O.: Dr. von Verbal

Postby Verbal » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:50 am

It sucks when your birthday comes up on one of those days in her monthly calendar.
Peter, here's the deal. Mrs. Verbal dispenses sex only very sporadically, and then only as a reward for perceived good behavior. My birthday does not fall under the heading of "good behavior". Hope this helps.

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Re: F.A.O.: Dr. von Verbal

Postby ZilogMan » Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:41 am

Dr. Verbal, first of all, happy bDay. I was thinking of sending you one of my best bottle of wine as a birthday gift (in fact, a Chateau Petrus 1981). However, after having read a few of the posts above, I changed my mind. Instead, I will resume flooding your eMail box whih pictures of nekked women. Hope this helps.
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Postby Verbal » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:12 am

Thanks, Z-Man. The photos are always appreciated.
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Postby DeskFlyer » Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:08 pm

Concur. Very best birthday wishes Dr V. I apologize for the slight delay, but considering I'm in Italy, this might actually be ahead of schedule.
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Postby Harbhajan Singh » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:23 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE MONKEY.
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Postby PurduePilot » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:20 am

Concur. Very best birthday wishes Dr V. I apologize for the slight delay, but considering I'm in Italy, this might actually be ahead of schedule.
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Incorrect--Melbourne is in Austria.
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Postby OldSowBreath » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:03 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE MONKEY.
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Postby Verbal » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:23 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE MONKEY.
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Postby sindeewell » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:35 pm

Concur. Very best birthday wishes Dr V. I apologize for the slight delay, but considering I'm in Italy, this might actually be ahead of schedule.
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Incorrect--Melbourne is in Austria.
Last I checked Melbourne was in Australia...or did they move it to Austria????
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