Men Are Happier Than Women

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Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby schmusimausi73 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:35 am

Want to know why?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal...
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby 3WE » Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:16 pm

Indeed
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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby ZeroAltitude » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:06 pm

Concur.
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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby OldSowBreath » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:20 pm

What's a hair stylist?

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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby Not_Karl » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:08 pm

What's hair?
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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby 3WE » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:38 am

What's hair?
C'mon, even if you are bald...you know...that stuff that Peterborough was always giving advice about.
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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:38 am

What's hair?
that stuff that Peterborough was always giving advice about.
That's Nair!
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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby Ancient Mariner » Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:52 am

"Men are happier than women". Of course we are, we are men. :roll:
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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby Sickbag » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:16 pm

Yes.
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Re: Men Are Happier Than Women

Postby Verbal » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:00 pm

Sorry.
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

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