Fear of Flying Forum needed?

[Angelic One]

Throw in a few valium to wash down with the champagne and I'm in!

[sindeewell]

Hmmm...well, champagne (aka "Panty Remover") leads to the wild savage sex...I don't get what the book is for though?

To look up what he is supposed to do?

Shouldn't that come before the sex...maybe after the champagne...

[Pipe]

Throw in a few valium to wash down with the champagne and I'm in!

No pharma. You´ll miss all the fun. The Tu-134 in example.

[Verbal]

In that case we don´t need the "particular order", won´t we. You guys got it all wrong. You don´t make sex with the book nor with the champagne. I thought this was clear.

I thought you were banned.

[sindeewell]

In that case we don´t need the "particular order", won´t we. You guys got it all wrong. You don´t make sex with the book nor with the champagne. I thought this was clear.

I thought you were banned.

Does the book have pictures? I like easy references.

[David Hilditch]

3. This is a roundtrip in a Tadshikistan Tu-134. We´ll fly with a badly maintained, overloaded and fueled with dubious quality kerosene Tu-134 throughout the last forgotten boondocks of Russia. Ah, the pilots are no strangers to healthy doses of good ol´ russian Vodka, the high voltage stuff. This is how they compensate their low-oktan jetfuel.

In addition to all that, there have to be more passengers on board than there are seats, seats that are falling apart, no safety placards, no safety demonstration, no security checks, and after all that you have to take off overloaded on a short runway at altitude in 42 degrees celsius.

[sindeewell]

3. This is a roundtrip in a Tadshikistan Tu-134. We´ll fly with a badly maintained, overloaded and fueled with dubious quality kerosene Tu-134 throughout the last forgotten boondocks of Russia. Ah, the pilots are no strangers to healthy doses of good ol´ russian Vodka, the high voltage stuff. This is how they compensate their low-oktan jetfuel.

In addition to all that, there have to be more passengers on board than there are seats, seats that are falling apart, no safety placards, no safety demonstration, no security checks, and after all that you have to take off overloaded on a short runway at altitude in 42 degrees celsius.

You see David...this is why I would NEVER consider flying with you. You would regale me with all of your "adventures" from your frequent trips to Eastern Europe until I was green. Thanks, but no thanks.
Maybe having beds on the Airbus A380 isn't such a bad idea afterall. Would be perfect for FoFers like me. I could romp my way across the ocean and not think about plummeting to earth at 500 mph.

[el]

I must say I kind of liked the old TU-154's. Balkan used to have a daily flight from VIE to AMS which I took several times during my student times (less than half of what KL or OS charged). It normally took a couple of hours to be able to follow normal conversations again especially when seated in the back.

[Half Bottle]

Throw in a few valium to wash down with the champagne and I'm in!

I can do all of that for you and skip the damn plane ride.

[Melissa]

I nominate flyboy2548m to moderate the "fear of flying" forum.

[el]

I nominate flyboy2548m to moderate the "fear of flying" forum.

Pipe will second that.

[David Hilditch]

I nominate flyboy2548m to moderate the "fear of flying" forum.

Pipe will second that.

I'll 'third' it.

[Pipe]

I nominate flyboy2548m to moderate the "fear of flying" forum.

Pipe will second that.

You bet. Concise sentences to guide the Foffy through his fears.

[Pipe]

3. This is a roundtrip in a Tadshikistan Tu-134. We´ll fly with a badly maintained, overloaded and fueled with dubious quality kerosene Tu-134 throughout the last forgotten boondocks of Russia. Ah, the pilots are no strangers to healthy doses of good ol´ russian Vodka, the high voltage stuff. This is how they compensate their low-oktan jetfuel.

In addition to all that, there have to be more passengers on board than there are seats, seats that are falling apart, no safety placards, no safety demonstration, no security checks, and after all that you have to take off overloaded on a short runway at altitude in 42 degrees celsius.

You might have forgotten that smoking is still allowed, David.

[Pipe]

In that case we don´t need the "particular order", won´t we. You guys got it all wrong. You don´t make sex with the book nor with the champagne. I thought this was clear.

I thought you were banned.

I admire your virtuous application of the past, Mr. Snappy.

[Thunder Down Under]

...I don't get what the book is for though?

...Operating Manual, for the use of. ....aka Kama Sutra...

TDU

[sindeewell]

...Operating Manual, for the use of. ....aka Kama Sutra...

TDU

Ahhh...cool. Can I borrow yours TDU?

[Thunder Down Under]

...Operating Manual, for the use of. ....aka Kama Sutra...

TDU

Ahhh...cool. Can I borrow yours TDU?

....certainly Madam.....would you like me to personally deliver it?....we could go through the instructions together....

TDU

[sindeewell]

...Operating Manual, for the use of. ....aka Kama Sutra...

TDU

Ahhh...cool. Can I borrow yours TDU?

....certainly Madam.....would you like me to personally deliver it?....we could go through the instructions together....

TDU

Indeed...do I need to bring my whip?

[Thunder Down Under]

[quote="Thunder Down Under
Indeed...do I need to bring my whip?

.......yes please....

TDU

[Angelic One]

3. This is a roundtrip in a Tadshikistan Tu-134. We´ll fly with a badly maintained, overloaded and fueled with dubious quality kerosene Tu-134 throughout the last forgotten boondocks of Russia. Ah, the pilots are no strangers to healthy doses of good ol´ russian Vodka, the high voltage stuff. This is how they compensate their low-oktan jetfuel.

In addition to all that, there have to be more passengers on board than there are seats, seats that are falling apart, no safety placards, no safety demonstration, no security checks, and after all that you have to take off overloaded on a short runway at altitude in 42 degrees celsius.

You might have forgotten that smoking is still allowed, David.

I quit six months ago, but for this particular ride I may have to take it up again.

[FrankM]

Hmmm...well, champagne (aka "Panty Remover") leads to the wild savage sex...I don't get what the book is for though?

To look up what he is supposed to do?

So, THAT'S the reason why the 3rd level support always tell me "Read The f***ing Manual !!!"

[flyboy2548m]

It´s no secret that I´ve always found the FoF cheap psychological crutches for weak people who are not able to do an effort to overcome their (baseless!) fears on their own.

Concur and three quarters.