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Norway hates Canada

Postby Ed » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:08 am

Fine, you American wannabes. So much for all your posing rambles against the USA.

See if we help you out in the next World War, Nazi cocksuckers!

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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:06 am

wrong

Everybody hates those cute-baby-seal-killing Canadians.
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ancient Mariner » Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:11 am

Fine, you American wannabes. So much for all your posing rambles against the USA.

See if we help you out in the next World War, Nazi cocksuckers!
Thinking, thinking.......................thinking.....ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :idea: ... :idea: :idea:
Aha! :idea: :idea: :idea: The soccer/football referee during the USA vs Canada match?
I humbly apologize on behalf of Norway, its people, our ancestors and our coming generations. Our only excuse, she was.......a she.
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ed » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:34 am

We accept your apology Per. Just never ever let any of your country(wo)men referee football......ever.

:D

Also, the good news is that, because it was Canada, we probably gave her a maple syrup gift bag....in Latin America, she would have been murdered before she left the field.

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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Sickbag » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:36 am

Its great to see Canada doing do so well in the Olympics, only being beaten in the medals by the sports superpowers of Ethiopia, Belarus,Iran and 25 other countries...
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ed » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:48 am

Beaten, or robbed by the Global Olympic Cabal (GOC)?

Also, we won a gold in the age old Olympic sport of trampoline, so go suck a squid!

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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Verbal » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:17 pm

Canada won the gold medal for Stomping On Peoples' Heads.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d36 ... o1_500.gif
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Peter_K » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:15 pm

Just wait ‘till the snowshoe racing becomes an Olympic competition. We will see how well them Ethiopians will do.

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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby OldSowBreath » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:54 pm

I'll be competing in the 2014 Winter Olympics - Men's Uphill.

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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby reubee » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:00 am

Canada won the gold medal for Stomping On Peoples' Heads.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d36 ... o1_500.gif
They were just relegated to Silver, The Netherlands now hold the lead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoV8cOo9xLo
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ancient Mariner » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:31 am

We accept your apology Per. Just never ever let any of your country(wo)men referee football......ever.

:D

Also, the good news is that, because it was Canada, we probably gave her a maple syrup gift bag....in Latin America, she would have been murdered before she left the field.
You also gave us a gold medal in some small boat race where they use a stick to propell themselves ahead. The Canadian, Adam van Koeverden accepted the silver gracefully, while the Dane in fourth place was pissed off being beaten by what he considered an "old crow". The Norskie is 36, but we are made to last. Watch out for the female mountain bike, cross country competition. We have a 40 year old, tough as nails lady there and she's going to win. 8-)
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:22 am

Per, a cute-baby-whale-eating Norwegian
Fixed.
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ancient Mariner » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:21 am

Per, a cute-baby-whale-eating Norwegian
Fixed.
Yup, and I eat cute-baby-seals too. And dogs, and horses, basically anything that tastes good or annoys the fluffy-puffy-bleeding-hearts. :mrgreen:
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Verbal » Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:14 pm

Yup, and I eat cute-baby-seals too. And dogs, and horses, basically anything that tastes good or annoys the fluffy-puffy-bleeding-hearts.
But do you stomp on peoples' heads?
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ed » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:30 pm

Canada won the gold medal for Stomping On Peoples' Heads.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d36 ... o1_500.gif
That was hardly a stomp - you don't get up from a proper stomp.....ever............again.

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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ancient Mariner » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:38 pm

Yup, and I eat cute-baby-seals too. And dogs, and horses, basically anything that tastes good or annoys the fluffy-puffy-bleeding-hearts.
But do you stomp on peoples' heads?
Only if they move.
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby reubee » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:35 am

Here in little NZ, the important medal table is the "medals per capita". So much so that a government department takes it upon themselves to publish a table http://www.stats.govt.nz/browse_for_sta ... mpics.aspx

1st Grenada
2nd Jamaica
3rd Trinidad & Tobago
4th New Zealand
...
9th Denmark
...
12th Australia
...
22nd Great Britain
...
28th Norway
...
38th Germany
...
40th Canada
...
50th USA
...
60th Poland
...
70th South Africa
71st Argentina

(apologies if I've left anyone's country out)
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ancient Mariner » Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:38 am

Strange, Norway shirley should be on top with our 16 Gold , one Silver and one Bronze?
Per
Here in little NZ, the important medal table is the "medals per capita". So much so that a government department takes it upon themselves to publish a table http://www.stats.govt.nz/browse_for_sta ... mpics.aspx

1st Grenada
2nd Jamaica
3rd Trinidad & Tobago
4th New Zealand
...
9th Denmark
...
12th Australia
...
22nd Great Britain
...
28th Norway
...
38th Germany
...
40th Canada
...
50th USA
...
60th Poland
...
70th South Africa
71st Argentina

(apologies if I've left anyone's country out)

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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ancient Mariner » Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:41 pm

NZ just got another gold, post mortem'ish.
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Sir Gallivant » Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:53 pm

NZ just got another gold, post mortem'ish.
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Did NZ died??
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby reubee » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:15 pm

NZ just got another gold, post mortem'ish.
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Did NZ died??
No, but the rabbit sniffing a Belarussian shotputters urine did.
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Sir Gallivant » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:28 pm

Yes, so I gather, but to be given something post mortem usually implies that the recipient did died.
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ancient Mariner » Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:46 pm

Yes, so I gather, but to be given something post mortem usually implies that the recipient did died.
'ish, note the 'ish.
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Sir Gallivant » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:07 am

'ish, note the 'ish.
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I did, Per, but since when has that stopped anyone around here poking fun at anyone else?? :mrgreen:

So what you mean is that NZ didn't died yet, but is very sickly?
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Re: Norway hates Canada

Postby Ancient Mariner » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:55 pm

'ish, note the 'ish.
Per
I did, Per, but since when has that stopped anyone around here poking fun at anyone else?? :mrgreen:

So what you mean is that NZ didn't died yet, but is very sickly?
Died'ish.
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