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[Peter_K]

Russian sailors really know how to have fun:

A drunken Russian sea captain twice crashed his 3,000 tonne ship at a busy British port before asking police if he could 'have another go?'

Viatcheslav Poleshchuk, 44, hit the Goole port lock gates once manoeuvring the RMS Baerl having downed a bottle of vodka.

He ignored warnings and was described as 'all over the place' as he managed to do it a second time.

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When he was quizzed by police about his mayhem he drunkenly replied: 'Can I have another go?'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z28vFrAZTb

At least he wasn't in charge of a nuclear sub.

[OldSowBreath]

I hear Costa Crociere is hiring.