One Little Viking Went Skiing
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- Ancient Mariner
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One Little Viking Went Skiing
Took my 5 and, very important, half year old grand son skiing on Friday.
He, and things went wild.
This be him jumping, took off on the left, landed where his ski poles point. Happy Little Viking.
He then tried some speed skiing, didn't brake, didn't turn, hit a sign.
This be him seconds later. Not a happy Little Viking
As a caring grand father, and after I got my pics I called for assistance. A good looking Swede appeared on a snowmobile. Little Viking didn't agree, he don't like blondes.
In the car on the way to the hospital Little Viking developed fashionable, expensive lips.
After a clean up and a CT scan he was diagnosed with a small fracture somewhere at the back of his nose and a concussion, kept the night over hooked up to some sort of surveillance thingie. Little Viking thought CT scanner, monitor and cables connected to pads on his chest; Way Cool, just like Star Wars.
Still wanted to go skiing the next day, but we had to keep him indoor. Drove him, and us nuts.
Per
He, and things went wild.
This be him jumping, took off on the left, landed where his ski poles point. Happy Little Viking.
He then tried some speed skiing, didn't brake, didn't turn, hit a sign.
This be him seconds later. Not a happy Little Viking
As a caring grand father, and after I got my pics I called for assistance. A good looking Swede appeared on a snowmobile. Little Viking didn't agree, he don't like blondes.
In the car on the way to the hospital Little Viking developed fashionable, expensive lips.
After a clean up and a CT scan he was diagnosed with a small fracture somewhere at the back of his nose and a concussion, kept the night over hooked up to some sort of surveillance thingie. Little Viking thought CT scanner, monitor and cables connected to pads on his chest; Way Cool, just like Star Wars.
Still wanted to go skiing the next day, but we had to keep him indoor. Drove him, and us nuts.
Per
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Oh boy. That was likely not the best of days for either small or large Viking. I hope he heals well.
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Oh boy. That was likely not the best of days for either small or large Viking. I hope he heals well.
He is alredy back to his usual wild self. This from todays return from the cottage, stopped on the way for a burger and fries. Just a bit bluish, pinkish aorund the eyes, some marks on the forehead hidden by hair, a swollen nose and cheecks and that's about it.
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Glad he made it through relatively unscathed. But will Mama Viking allow more shenanigans in the future?
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Mama Viking believes in "No pain, no gain" so no problem there. She was transported off piste by a snowmobile herself at age 9, Little Viking's number one Viking Sister at age 7 and number two is working on it. Old Papa Viking has a childhood history of frequent hospital visits due to skiing mishaps. Must be in the genes methinks. At least today our grandchildren use helmets and spine protectors. We didn't which might explain a thing or two.Glad he made it through relatively unscathed. But will Mama Viking allow more shenanigans in the future?
Going up there next weekend on a boys trip which normally includes skiing with back packs stuffed with beer and Jagermeister. Wouldn't be too surprised if I had to pay the good doctors at Rjukan Hospital another visit.
Per
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Note to self, go skiing with Perskiing with back packs stuffed with beer and Jagermeister
I assume the nose wasn't broken (too badly) and he's right as rain now?
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Turned out that Little Viking also had a hairline crack in his little Viking skull, starting around the nose, up the forehead and across the dome. Little Viking found this kind of cool, and wanted to know if he was leaking. Thankfully he was not.Note to self, go skiing with Perskiing with back packs stuffed with beer and Jagermeister
I assume the nose wasn't broken (too badly) and he's right as rain now?
This be Little Viking today with new helmet, the old one is compressed, full of blood and retired to Little Viking's trophy wall.
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Little Viking's not so little Viking Sister went for some skiing fun while Old Viking Per got the fire started in order to cremate some bacon and sausages. Little Viking Sister ended up whacking herself over the head with her skis. Little Viking Sister not a happy bunny while Old Viking Per got mightily told off by Old Viking Grandma for continuing filming and not entering comfort mode. Old Viking Per apparantly never able to do anything right.
All solved with hot dogs with bacon.
Per
All solved with hot dogs with bacon.
Per
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Little Viking thus learned that one is never too young to have a "Y'all watch this moment!"
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I'm not so sure that he learnt much more than that. He's back to his usual wild "Y'all watch this" self. We'll be having all three kids for almost one week at the cabin for our extended Easter vacation, the parents will be working.Little Viking thus learned that one is never too young to have a "Y'all watch this moment!"
We've stocked up on band-aid, bandages, sweets and patience. Let the good times roll.
Watch this space for pix and vids.
Per
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Little Nottie_Karlie got his nose broken when two years old by getting too close to a swinging girl (apparently neither of us was equipped with a transponder). Little Viking found a much more interesting way of getting it done. Glad to see he's doing fine and has a cool story to tell .
Poor Not-So-Little Viking Sister . Bad Old Viking Per , I agree with Old Viking Grandma.
Poor Not-So-Little Viking Sister . Bad Old Viking Per , I agree with Old Viking Grandma.
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
One should, Little or not, avoid swinging ladies since they might cause grief.Little Nottie_Karlie got his nose broken when two years old by getting too close to a swinging girl (apparently neither of us was equipped with a transponder). Little Viking found a much more interesting way of getting it done. Glad to see he's doing fine and has a cool story to tell .
Poor Not-So-Little Viking Sister . Bad Old Viking Per , I agree with Old Viking Grandma.
I've just ordered a Styrofoam head to put his crash(ed) helmet on and the below picture will be framed and walled. He should have followed the arrow and turned right. Sign was solid wood and you can see the splinters. Good thing he didn't hit face on.
Per
Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Very glad the nipper is okay, could have been somewhat nastier! Thanks for the invite, good fellow!
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Re: One Little Viking Went Skiing
Concur .One should, Little or not, avoid swinging ladies since they might cause grief.
Sign was solid wood and you can see the splinters. Good thing he didn't hit face on.
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