F.A.O.: 3WE

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Re: F.A.O.: ATLCrewboy2548m

Postby flyboy2548m » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:08 pm

We do appreciate it when you have something valuable to contribute, but we appreciate your usual admonitions and sarcasm even more.
The ironing there is that Evanie himself hardly ever posts anything that's NOT an admonishment. Must be worried about copyright infringement...
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:29 am

Evanie, there:
If I had an airline and found that one of my pilots had lost speeds, failed to execute the established procedure (where nothing prevented it) and rode it out without incident, that pilot is going to be physically punished.
Fixed?
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Show some respect.

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:48 pm

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"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
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Re: Show some respect.

Postby 3WE » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:33 am

Is he Bobbyie or Karlie given the adjective-underscore-identifier user id?
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Re: Show some respect.

Postby 3WE » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:31 am

The Domestic Super Genius Pilot of the Millennium hath spoken.

He was brill-yunt !
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Re: Show some respect.

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:20 am

Is he Bobbyie or Karlie given the adjective-underscore-identifier user id?
He appears to be Not_showing much respect to cargo pilots, so I would say he is Not_Bobbyie. He's also Not_Not_Karlie, but he could be the real Karl.
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He was brill-yunt !
I don't know... Maybe he is only jealous and reluctant to acknowledge all that we and the aeroplanie industry owe to Tired_Captain.
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby 3WE » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:09 pm

Not_Karl (there): [Submission to ziptiephotos.net]
:clap: and ROFLMAO.

The photo does lack the 1/3 - 2/3 composition I like, no pretty lighting, nor a human interest aspect as I was taught in my news photography class, but as we've seen, that knowledge and artistic aspects mean little compared to sharpening without over sharpening, and rejection of anything lacking some correction while claiming that altered photos are the tops of being unethical...
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:48 am

There's a most unexpected pun contest between Evanie and Brianie going on right now.
(...)nor a human interest aspect as I was taught in my news photography class (...)
Sorry, you know they're pretty intolerant of "distractions" and didn't want to risk a rejection.
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:09 pm

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"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.

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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:52 am

Brianie:
There is actually a website dedicated to airline meals. http://www.airlinemeals.net
Do we have active users there?
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby 3WE » Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:13 pm

Thank you for screening the screening thread and identifying people who key in on the little secret mutual love JP screener society (and other not-so nice descriptions)- and then call them out on it and "touch their nerves"

I also like it that Iain Ashmore is a really big boy! :clap:

I also wonder if that is a fake user name. I ain't askin no more?

Should we go to that thread and post comments like Cool pic's bro'...what's the link for the other site?
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:35 am

Should we go to that thread and post comments like Cool pic's bro'...what's the link for the other site?
Maybe.

Evanie, there:
But maybe there's a Hell after all...
Yes, there is. It's called "economy class"...
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Ancient Mariner » Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:52 pm

Should we go to that thread and post comments like Cool pic's bro'...what's the link for the other site?
Maybe.

Evanie, there:
But maybe there's a Hell after all...
Yes, there is. It's called "economy class"...
Concurl.
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:46 pm

3WE, there:
-Was the security dude a jerk, or were his genitals tiny?
Fixed.

Evanie, there:
We're just a very sick society right now and it's pretty obvious how we got here.
INDEED, I blame lawyers and America.
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Racist screeners

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:44 am

https://forums.jetphotos.com/showthread ... post662038

If it wasn't for the glare and the obstructing engine, it could have a chance on QRCodePhotos.net...
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:57 am

TeeieVeeie, there:
look deep into 3BS's last post(...)
3BS talks about (...)
ATLCrewboy2548m must be proud! :mrgreen:

And Coca-Cola Light is disgusting, his mom should have been forcibly deplaned :evil: .
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URGENT photoediting help needed.

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:19 pm

Could you please bring your photographic expertise here? Thanks in advance.
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THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR TOTAL METEOR DISASTER!!!!!

Postby 3WE » Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:35 pm

Gabriel:

I am sorry, but there is a real risk of this becoming a near-total, common, joking addition to my posting style.

The entertainment value may be weak, but I am easily entertained (as evidence by my participation here and there).

And there is that shred of real relevance- when strange crashes occur and we are at a loss for any explanation- it could indeed be a meteor.

I do wish we had a solution for the broad Wal-Marting of businesses everywhere. Yes, we feel it in agriculture too.

-3BS.
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:31 pm

Gabe, there:
And no, the pilot with a concealed gun or a bomb transported in the cargo hold don't qualify either.
(as a warbird)
What if the pilot drops toilet paper rolls?
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:32 pm

Another great photographer crashes with Jetphotos' high standards:
https://forums.jetphotos.com/showthread ... ing-advice
https://forums.jetphotos.com/showthread ... post662338
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Polish Tu-154 crash, new report.
I find it alarming that the possibility of dual meteorite impact (first one on the wingtip and, later, one on the center tank -the latter as we've already seen on TWA800-) is not investigated.
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby elaw » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:38 am

Another great photographer crashes with Jetphotos' high standards:
https://forums.jetphotos.com/showthread ... ing-advice
3WE,

Why do you always insist in seeing the negative aspects of this sort of thing?

The Internet is a wonderful way for people to share all sorts of useful information, and deserves some appreciation. Thanks to a poster in that thread, the individual who posted the photos now knows that in those photos, the view of the aircraft is obstructed by a fence. In the pre-Internet days, how could he have known that? :mrgreen:
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby 3WE » Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:18 am

...3WE...
Leave me out of this. On two occasions, I gave some photo editing advice and Brianie agreed.

Ever since then Karlie has razzed me AND tracked the rejection flame wars.

More recently, I suspect that some of these guys are trolling...

Ok, I admit it, it gives me a crap eating grin... :mrgreen:
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:53 am

3WE:
I'm AD.info's jetphotoediting expert.
Fixed.
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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:47 am

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"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.

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Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Postby 3WE » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:29 am

3WE:
I'm AD.info's jetphotoediting expert.
Fixed.
I may know more about photography than the JP screeners, but alas, I have no credentials.

Still 1/3 2/3 composure and human foreground clutter are generally pleasing.
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