No.Verbie is Not_that dumb after all!
F.A.O.: 3WE
Moderators: FrankM, el, Dmmoore
Re: F.A.O.: 3WE
"I'm putting an end to this f*ckery." - Rayna Boyanov
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: F.A.O.: 3WE
Imagine this guy trying to retrieve his bag during a total air disaster...
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: F.A.O.: 3WE
I don't see what the problem is- none of those guys around him appear to Brianie.Imagine this guy trying to retrieve his bag during a total air disaster...
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: F.A.O.: 3WE
Brianie would have to fight Not_only him, but also those filming him with their phones...I don't see what the problem is- none of those guys around him appear to Brianie.Imagine this guy trying to retrieve his bag during a total air disaster...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evanie, there, on the Mexican/Cuban B737-2:
I was thinking that a meteorite impact on the rear of the plane might have pushed it down making the nose to go uncontrollably up, but I also like Evanie's theory.Meteorite jammed in the elevator. Mark my words.
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Elvis did NOT_did died!
My memory is not 100% accurate.
BUT
December 2017 (+/-) someone experienced a bad weather day at Heathrow (which of course sucked WRT his travel plans and times).
They posted about said experience, there.
And some folks made obligatory replies about how much the aerospace system and it's customer service sucks. (Bad weather can do that).
AND THEN
Roughly 2 weeks ago (Early July 2018, +/-) a forumite named ATLCrew posted:
I therefore conclude, that Elvis is very much alive.
I also conclude that it is a strange place, there.
You're welcome.
That is all.
BUT
December 2017 (+/-) someone experienced a bad weather day at Heathrow (which of course sucked WRT his travel plans and times).
They posted about said experience, there.
And some folks made obligatory replies about how much the aerospace system and it's customer service sucks. (Bad weather can do that).
AND THEN
Roughly 2 weeks ago (Early July 2018, +/-) a forumite named ATLCrew posted:
Today, (Late July 2018) that post appears to be gone.In other news, Elvis is still dead
I therefore conclude, that Elvis is very much alive.
I also conclude that it is a strange place, there.
You're welcome.
That is all.
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
Re: Elvis did NOT_did died!
...and on a slightly different topic.
MY thesis is that liveries can be pretty or ugly and I have opinions and all, but it ain't all THAT important.
Anyone support me?
MY thesis is that liveries can be pretty or ugly and I have opinions and all, but it ain't all THAT important.
Anyone support me?
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: Elvis did NOT_did died!
While there certainly is a conspiracy, wrong.(...)Elvis is very much alive.
No. Liveries are of extreme, vital importance.Anyone support me?
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: Elvis did NOT_did died!
I am reasonably confident that the Elvis news was ALSO recently posted on the Heathrow thread and then maybe deleted by the moderators-of-poor-humour....While there certainly is a conspiracy, wrong...
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: Elvis did NOT_did died!
Maybe we should wait for the final report by ATLCrewboyie.I am reasonably confident that the Elvis news was ALSO recently posted on the Heathrow thread and then maybe deleted by the moderators-of-poor-humour....While there certainly is a conspiracy, wrong...
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
- Rabbi O'Genius
- Posts: 770
- Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:37 am
- Location: Hauts de Seine
Re: Elvis did NOT_did died!
Indeed.No. Liveries are of extreme, vital importance.
Livery failure can lead to diededness.
......never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. – John Donne
Who is davey?
I guess this should be acknowledged on the grand repository of jetpics tomfoolery.
Some sort of ex military person...has pilot license, but I haven't figured out if he was ever paid to do so.
Seems a bit black and white in his thinking- and has a few strange ideas- in particular that JP might have a full video sequence of the twin going from flight to death dive (with some way to time stamp it to tower tapes). I guess it's not totally crazy to think that a forum of jetpicturetakers has individuals from every airport videoing every operation- (and then the photos come from a frame grab?)
Some sort of ex military person...has pilot license, but I haven't figured out if he was ever paid to do so.
Seems a bit black and white in his thinking- and has a few strange ideas- in particular that JP might have a full video sequence of the twin going from flight to death dive (with some way to time stamp it to tower tapes). I guess it's not totally crazy to think that a forum of jetpicturetakers has individuals from every airport videoing every operation- (and then the photos come from a frame grab?)
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: Who is davey?
I haven't been there in a looooooooooooong time. It seems I might be missing some action?(some dude named davey)
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: Who is davey?
I haven't been there in a looooooooooooong time. It seems I might be missing some action?(some dude named davey)
Bobbieee, ATLieee and Brianieee are sharing popcorn.
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: Who is davey?
Interestingie.Bobbieee, ATLieee and Brianieee are sharing popcorn.
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Flight Report
Important jetphoto: This is Flyover INTERNATIONAL Airport.
I will have to try and get a genuine jetphoto of a big purple plane sometime (but they don't fly on Tuesdays and I'll be back after tomorrow's departure.
As to my flight, I went to Omaha. They made the Hosthes and Hosties stay seated due to about 4 min of bumps somewhere around 30K.
Used an I-phone and Google maps to identify small flyover towns.
I will have to try and get a genuine jetphoto of a big purple plane sometime (but they don't fly on Tuesdays and I'll be back after tomorrow's departure.
As to my flight, I went to Omaha. They made the Hosthes and Hosties stay seated due to about 4 min of bumps somewhere around 30K.
Used an I-phone and Google maps to identify small flyover towns.
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: F.A.O.: 3WE
Wow!
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Flight report
Total truth: Found this in my carry on (left there from a car trip with repairs)
Snarcasm: I am scared and will be looking for old ex 747 freighter pilots.
Snarcasm: I am scared and will be looking for old ex 747 freighter pilots.
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: Flight report
Worrying.Total truth: Found this in my carry on
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: Flight report
Need to put a few on the fan blades.Worrying.Total truth: Found this in my carry on
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: Flight report
There, as good as new.Need to put a few on the fan blades.Worrying.Total truth: Found this in my carry on
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: Flight report
Several disturbing occurrences on the return flight from Omaha.
The pilots made two or three relentless pull ups (according to my opinion), after lift off and then twice during the "cruise phase" as we were cleared to higher altitudes.
Also, in the first two miles after takeoff, there was a very large flock of geese below us.
Sightseeing was nice (And the poorly-maintained SWA fan blades and shimmy dampers did not did_break).
Finally, upon my return, I learned that WOW airlines is pulling out in January. Back to Flyover TECHNICALLY International Airport.
No more purple planes and economical, non-stop rides to Reykjavik. AND, serious moment, seemed like a OK business idea...nice out of the way midpoint hub & spoke to funnel Oboxious Americans from all over the USA out to see numerous Eurotrash locations and vice versa.
The pilots made two or three relentless pull ups (according to my opinion), after lift off and then twice during the "cruise phase" as we were cleared to higher altitudes.
Also, in the first two miles after takeoff, there was a very large flock of geese below us.
Sightseeing was nice (And the poorly-maintained SWA fan blades and shimmy dampers did not did_break).
Finally, upon my return, I learned that WOW airlines is pulling out in January. Back to Flyover TECHNICALLY International Airport.
No more purple planes and economical, non-stop rides to Reykjavik. AND, serious moment, seemed like a OK business idea...nice out of the way midpoint hub & spoke to funnel Oboxious Americans from all over the USA out to see numerous Eurotrash locations and vice versa.
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- Not_Karl
- Previously banned for not socially distancing
- Posts: 4192
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm
- Location: Bona Nitogena y otra gaso, Argentina
Re: Flight report
No more purple planes
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: F.A.O.: Flyboy
In case you didn't know, Flyover International Airport, while not actually in the City of Flyover, is owned (and I guess technically part of) Flyover.
Noteworthy surrounding municipalities include Bridgeton (which was half destroyed to build runway 11-29) and Ferguson.
We have been popping popcorn regarding recent geopolitical discussions.
Noteworthy surrounding municipalities include Bridgeton (which was half destroyed to build runway 11-29) and Ferguson.
We have been popping popcorn regarding recent geopolitical discussions.
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
- flyboy2548m
- Posts: 4396
- Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:32 am
- Location: Ormond Beach, FL
Re: F.A.O.: Flyboy
Also, no more crew meals, coffee, discussions about each other's families etc.In case you didn't know, Flyover International Airport, while not actually in the City of Flyover, is owned (and I guess technically part of) Flyover.
Noteworthy surrounding municipalities include Bridgeton (which was half destroyed to build runway 11-29) and Ferguson.
We have been popping popcorn regarding recent geopolitical discussions.
Someone might want to posit to that candle and beacon of American jurisprudence that if an airplane crashed because the pilot was pitching a credit card, it probably would have crashed had he not been pitching a credit card also. Kinda like when they banned nail clippers. I figure someone who can hijack an airplane with a nail clipper can probably also do it without a nail clipper.
Wouldn't it be easier to just purchase a set of those $3,000 douchebag headphones and be oblivious to ALL PAs (and everything else, for that matter)?
"Lav sinks on 737 Max are too small"
-TeeVee, one of America's finest legal minds.
-TeeVee, one of America's finest legal minds.
[I]We[/I] need more engines...
...and popcorn.
Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Ahrefs [Bot] and 1 guest