However, should TeeVee, Boeingee Bobbieeee, LSD-744LHB, and that SOB ATLAirbusworshippercrew, have commentage?
would offer to represent the rest of the passengers and their families and sue the coffee maker's supplier, the pilot's estate, Boeing, the Airline, Not_Karl
and all of their mums. LH-B744
would trace parallels with Germanwings 9525
and Swissair 111
, comment on how many years have passed since the last similar incident in Europe (excluding Germanwings)
and how many years of safe service "his nickname" has provided (at JP.net forums, as he obviously wouldn't be in the doomed flight since it is not_a Lufthansa and not_a 747-400)
is implied in ATLCrewie
's speech; ATLAirbusFlyAltarBoy did commentaged
1. Parachutes are made of cheap composites
2. Parachutes are not equipped with sophisticated fall-by-wire systems to save the day when the operator pulls relentlessly on something.
3. (In light of recent events...) Parachutes are flammable.
Therefore most likely you are going to died
Having screwed other people, I can did died happily
Parachutes at least don't have Li-Ion batteries... I hope
It is also a cool destination, or was.....when I was 16 years old. Like 100 years ago, when I could drink, and f*** all night..
Yeah, I also used to drink and fart
all night when I was young. No need to censor it...
Junior Janitor, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Environmental Poisoning Assurance department.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.