F.A.O.: 3WE

[elaw]

Also: I'm anxiously waiting for the opportunity to use my new favourite English phrase, "I hate to pee in your cornflakes".

Repeat after me: "My hovercraft is full of eels."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao

Text version with reduced funniness: http://www.montypython.net/scripts/phrasebk.php

[elaw]

the more I read LSD-744's stuff, the more I think my intentional misspelling has a major portion of truth.

I for one do not see where the confusion becomes blue cheese.

Airplanes, in spite of all our efforts, still occasionally fall from the sky. Yet pigs cannot fly!

What does this mean for us? Nothing that a warm towel could not solve.

[3WE]

the more I read LSD-744's stuff, the more I think my intentional misspelling has a major portion of truth.

I for one do not see where the confusion becomes blue cheese.

Airplanes, in spite of all our efforts, still occasionally fall from the sky. Yet pigs cannot fly!

What does this mean for us? Nothing that a warm towel could not solve.

Indeed!

I have the airport locked in on the GPS, and the descent profile vs. miles to go is brilliantly clear in my mind (it's so clear, it's almost like synthetic vision/HUD) we'll break out at 10 ft AGL, flare and land on the grass airport in this high-dollar twin turboprop...sniff sniff (double meaning intended).

Now, the sad part, is that I think your post imitating LSD-744 actually has some coherence, in contrast to his posts.

[3WE]

...or wait...that's an exact copy/paste, isn't it...

[Not_Karl]

Repeat after me: "My hovercraft is full of eels."

"Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas".

Yet pigs cannot fly!

wrong

[elaw]

Yet pigs cannot fly!

wrong

OMG! That is too cool.

Do you think it comes with a procedures manual?

[Not_Karl]

Do you think it comes with a procedures manual?

I hope so.

[elaw]

I bet I know what part of it says...

In case of fire:

1. Procure knife and fork
2. Carve
3. Enjoy bacon

[3WE]

I bet I know what part of it says...

In case of fire:

1. Procure knife and fork
2. Carve
3. Enjoy bacon

For a Hampshire, sure, but what about a Duroc?

[3WE]

Yet pigs cannot fly!

wrong

OMG! That is too cool.

Do you think it comes with a procedures manual?

JetPictures.net is again PWNED buy AD.Info!

Amazing how a little open mindedness and humour can result in conversations that are much more intelligent and fun.

Contrast that with this: http://forums.jetphotos.net/showthread. ... o-in-genre

The use of Not_Karl's favorite new phrase is noted- the place is not_totally without virtue, but still...

[Not_Karl]

The use of Not_Karl's favorite old phrase is noted- the place is not_totally without virtue, but still...

Fixed, there's a new one .

[Not_Karl]

bong-like burner cans

Seeing the conversation there, my current suspicion of the facts behind this incident is:

-Unapproved recreational use from part of the cabin crew of the engine's bong-like burner cans, leading to intoxication.

[flyboy2548m]

The important thing to remember is that there is no way combustion byproducts can get into the PACKs unless there is a SURGE.

[Not_Karl]

Should I be worried that I find this livery attractive?



Am I so fed up of dull, boring white planes that anything different gets my attention? Am I spending too much time there and being slowly transformed into another jetperv? Or should I come out of the closet and proudly accept my taste for lurid liveries?

[3WE]

Should I be worried that I find this livery attractive?

I'm all about the middle-ground-gray-area as opposed to black and white thinking...

We should be free to like and dislike liveries...

...as long as that does not dominate our participation in aviation fora.

I remember my WOW airlines Flight report quite well:

http://airdisaster.info/10/viewtopic.ph ... 83&p=65581

I liked the livery (I do not_see the snide grin on your jetphoto- and hope that does not cross the line into unhealthy over-attention to liveries).

More than the livery, I liked the clean interior of the plane, but mostly I liked the hosties.

[3WE]

Should I be worried that I find this livery attractive?

I'm all about the middle-ground-gray-area as opposed to black and white thinking...

We should be free to like and dislike liveries...

...as long as that does not dominate our participation in aviation fora.

I remember my WOW Airlines flight report quite well:

http://airdisaster.info/10/viewtopic.ph ... 83&p=65581

I liked the livery (I do not_see the snide grin on your jetphoto- and hope that does not cross the line into unhealthy over-attention to liveries).

More than the livery, I liked the clean interior of the plane, but mostly I liked the hosties.

[flyboy2548m]

Should I be worried that I find this livery attractive?



Am I so fed up of dull, boring white planes that anything different gets my attention? Am I spending too much time there and being slowly transformed into another jetperv? Or should I come out of the closet and proudly accept my taste for lurid liveries?

How do you like this one?

[Not_Karl]

How do you like this one?

I don't really like yellow, but again I find its horridly lurid livery to be kind of attractive and way better than boring eurowhite. Maybe I caught the Braniff Syndrome from Not_Dad .

[3WE]

How do you like this one?

Nahhh, there's something special about that purple.

Not_Karl, Concur on the Braniff liveries of old.

[Ancient Mariner]

Don't like flying bananas, or dildos. Will be flying Rudolph tomorrow morning @06:00 hrs, meaning wife requires PTD 01:00 hrs sharp.
ETA OSL @ 03:30 hrs, should give me time to buy some car and aviation magazines, and probably read them before departure.
Add three grandchildren to the mix and woohooooooo.
Per

[Not_Karl]

there's something special about that purple.

CONCUR.

Don't like flying bananas, or dildos.

Why do you have an user there, then?

Add three grandchildren to the mix and woohooooooo.

I hope you can procure enough strong beverages to cope with the situation .

[3WE]

there's something special about that purple.

CONCUR.

...and let's not forget the classic (and truthful) comment:

Should it do a loop or barrel roll, it would say, "WOW, MOM, WOW!" (exclamation point is inferred)

[Not_Karl]

Should it do a loop or barrel roll...

Would HAL allow such manoeuvres in normal law?

[3WE]

Should it do a loop or barrel roll...

Would HAL allow such manoeuvres in normal law?

Fun spoiler...

Are you Evan? or Brian?

[Not_Karl]

Are you Evan? or Brian?

No, I'm TeeBB.