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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:16 pm

Not_Karl wrote: lots of humourous responses.


Brill-yunt!

Que tenga un buen fin de semana!
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:46 am

3WE wrote:Que tenga un buen fin de semana!

¡Muchas gracias! ¡Igualmente! :D
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:46 pm

I need some help with this image...

I'm not completely sure, but think it has something to do with the metric system, otros lengues, and an extremely obscure and silly game of randomly kicking a ball around a field.

Something of no relevance to Los Estatos Unidos de' America (with some extra squiggly lines missing due to non-intuitive Windows architecture)

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I am hoping that it only applies to England and Not_Argentina.

Muchos gracias, de antemano
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:32 pm

3WE wrote:but think it has something to do with the metric system

no
3WE wrote:otros lengues

no
3WE wrote:and an extremely obscure and silly game of randomly kicking a ball around a field.

yes
When the referee shows the red card to a player, he/she/it must leave the game, leaving his/her/its team with one less player. It can be used directly in the case of a serious foul or other grave misbehaviour, or be the result of two yellow cards.
The yellow card is used for lesser offenses.
The usual causes for a yellow or red card include violent/dangerous actions, insulting the referee, etc. It is not unusual for favouritisms, corruption, distractions and tomfoolery to affect or unbalance card usage.

Yellow/red cards and The Internets:
Yellow/red cards in The Internets' Forums -with pictures like the one you posted- are sometimes used to denote different levels of disapproval, discontent or offense with something other person has written.

It should be noted that Not_Karl does not like and does not watch football (soccer) except for the Worldcup (in fact, he does not watch ANY sport except for the FIFA Worldcup and the Olympic Games) and does not take part in other internet forums, so all of the above explanations should be taken as parlour talk from an asshat.

3WE wrote:I am hoping that it only applies to England and Not_Argentina.

Most of Europe and South America, actually :shock: .

De nada ;) .

EDIT:
I had not reviewed today's actions there before posting. I should have known that your question was from something happening over there :mrgreen: .
It would appear that if 3WE and He Who Has Been Turned Blue In The Face By 3WE continue to argue, they are at the risk of being banned by He Who Has Gotten 3WE Under His Skin.


Hope this helps.
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:45 pm

Not_Karl wrote:...favouritisms...corruption...tomfoolery...unbalance card usage...The Internets...


Ahhh, it's making some sense now.
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:50 pm

3WE wrote:
Not_Karl wrote:...favouritisms...corruption...tomfoolery...unbalance card usage...The Internets...


Ahhh, it's making some sense now.

I added an explanation to my previous post, evidently too late.

Will our beloved Evanie and 3WEie be the next to sport a "Banned" title below their nicknames over there? :o :shock: :(
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:57 am

Not_Karl wrote:Hope this helps.


I appreciate your efforts.

However, like Evan, you haven't really answered WHY you can do an ILS with one auto pilot but need two to go around.

Further argument is up to you. Like Gabriel, I do understand that, "Yes, Verbal Made that way" and maybe he should be asked.

Just do not tell me that you have answered the question. :mrgreen:
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:44 am

3WE wrote:
Not_Karl wrote:Hope this helps.


I appreciate your efforts.

However, like Evan, you haven't really answered WHY you can do an ILS with one auto pilot but need two to go around.

Further argument is up to you. Like Gabriel, I do understand that, "Yes, Verbal Made that way" and maybe he should be asked.

Just do not tell me that you have answered the question. :mrgreen:

Verbie made it that way because he had very good reasons. Is it clear enough now?
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:25 am

No_soy_Carlos wrote:Verbie made it that way because he had very good reasons, and Gabie, the hell better aeroengineer, and 3WEe, the hell better crap shoveler, shall not question his logic. Is it clear enough now?


Fijo.
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:22 am

3WE wrote:
No_soy_Carlos wrote:Verbie made it that way because he had very good reasons, and Gabie, the hell better aeroengineer, and 3WEe, the hell better crap shoveler, shall not question his logic. Is it clear enough now?


Arreglado.

Fixed and CONCUR.
Verbie's reasons could very well be of the engineering kind.

(Fijo means something that does not have movement -for example: "fixed wing airplane" = "aeroplano de ala fija"- or is not_variable).
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:43 pm

Not_Karl wrote:(Fijo means something that does not have movement -for example: "fixed wing airplane" = "aeroplano de ala fija"- or is not_variable).


Más ejemplos de procedimientos oscuros y no intuitivo de idiomas.

Please take advantage of the chamber maids.

...suspiro... :roll:
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Un nuevo tema

Postby 3WE » Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:02 pm

Estoy buscando una palabra en español que capta el significado de la palabra inglesa 'sermonear' [/Espanol] (Pontificate).

3BS in English wrote:You know, looking for those lengues-specific word-meaning procedures, to keep Flyboy and Gabe "out of the roast" I feel like we need to tell them both to take it easy.[/English]
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Re: Un nuevo tema

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:28 pm

3WE wrote:Estoy buscando una palabra en español que capta el significado de la palabra inglesa 'sermonear' [/Espanol] (Pontificate).

"Sermonear" is to preach, both literally and figuratively.
I didn't know the figurative meaning of pontificate and had to google it. I was about to say that I don't know of a Spanish single-word equivalent, but decided to check its literal translation ("pontificar") just in case... And go figure, it shares the same figurative meaning and I was completely unaware :o .
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Re: Un nuevo tema

Postby 3WE » Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:40 pm

Not_Karl wrote:
3WE wrote:Estoy buscando una palabra en español que capta el significado de la palabra inglesa 'sermonear' [/Espanol] (Pontificate).

"Sermonear" is to preach, both literally and figuratively.
I didn't know the figurative meaning of pontificate and had to google it. I was about to say that I don't know of a Spanish single-word equivalent, but decided to check its literal translation ("pontificar") just in case... And go figure, it shares the same figurative meaning and I was completely unaware :o .


I believe that "Sermonear" and "Pontificate" (or "pontificar") are close enough for these purposes.

Closer even than "In the roast"

AND

Much closer than "Take it easy"

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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Sun May 08, 2016 11:04 pm

I too blame Verbie.

I don't think anyone else agrees on anything.
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby Not_Karl » Mon May 09, 2016 5:13 am

3WE wrote:I don't think anyone else agrees on anything.

wrong.

( :mrgreen: )
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Fri May 13, 2016 12:45 am

Fotografía rechazada debido a la suavidad.

In spite of the extreme addiction to Nair, for some reason, those people cannot comprehend the concept of "take it easy".
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby Not_Karl » Sat May 14, 2016 6:50 am


A soft picture of a smooth, super genius approach 8-) .
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Sat May 14, 2016 12:28 pm

Not_Karl wrote:

A soft picture of a smooth, super genius approach 8-) .


En La Sombra would not do it any other way. (I like the Spanish version of his name even better than the English one).
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:53 am

3WE wrote:Help!...Estoy en Puerto Rico Y my yahoo y Google la Espanol y me no habla.

I remember praising Google's English to Spanish translations some time ago and commenting on how they used to absolutely -and sometimes very comically- suck back in the day.

Later, I noticed strange, amusing errors when translating from silly European languages directly to Spanish, which made me believe that Google was translating first to English, and then the result to Spanish. (One case that comes to mind: I translated to Spanish the ingredients of a Czech bread. One of them came as "aceite de violación" :shock: . I then translated from Czech to English and the result was "rape oil". The correct translation of that rape (rapeseed) is colza or canola, "violación" is the sexual assault kind of rape... :roll: )

Today, a Korean friend sent me a long message in her language... The only part of it that makes any sense after Google-translating it is the first sentence, "I hope this makes sense when translated."

Oh, el planchado :roll: .
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Re: Not_FAO Karl and FAO: Gabe

Postby 3WE » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:46 am

I am spending the week with three of your fellow countrymen and have some items to report:

1) Your country also has ISGPestManagersOTM who wish to poison innocent plants, insects and fungi in spite of outside advice from wanna-be agronomists. Given your concerns, perhaps they will listen to you, more than I do.

2) They were interested in some sort of strange sports contest going on right now...I saw a real person who closely resembled that goofy emoticon Brian once threatened me with and I saw the real version do the same to one of the Chilean team members. I do not_understand this sport, but hope you do well. I was slightly perturbed as they changed the TV channel away from the Flyover US-style Cricket Club, who (fortunately) defeated the Seattle US-style Cricket Club.

3) When they talk, they sound nothing like Puerto Ricans. I may ask them to teach me a few Espanol phrases, but think it may be best to avoid the subject of taking it easy.
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Re: Not_FAO Karl and FAO: Gabe

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:19 am

3WE wrote:I am spending the week with three of your fellow countrymen

Oh, I'm truly sorry. My deepest sympathies go to you.

3WE wrote:Given your concerns, perhaps they will listen to you, more than I do.

I doubt it. We are usually quite stubborn.

3WE wrote:2) They were interested in some sort of strange sports contest going on right now...I saw a real person who closely resembled that goofy emoticon Brian once threatened me with and I saw the real version do the same to one of the Chilean team members. I do not_understand this sport, but hope you do well. I was slightly perturbed as they changed the TV channel away from the Flyover US-style Cricket Club, who (fortunately) defeated the Seattle US-style Cricket Club.

Oh, today is a day of national mourn. Sorrow, pain, anger, hatred and grief fill the atmosphere of social media.
Some want the players of our glorious national team hanged, some consider them heroes; internet frictions ensue between both factions. And there is Not_Karlie, who does not understand such strong emotions over a stupid foot...soccer match. Both groups consider him a stateless traitor who should be expelled from the country :mrgreen: .

On the bright side, we obliterated your national team a few days ago :D .

3WE wrote:3) When they talk, they sound nothing like Puerto Ricans.

Indeed.

3WE wrote: I may ask them to teach me a few Espanol phrases,

You could have asked Gabe and me... :cry:
3WE wrote:but think it may be best to avoid the subject of taking it easy.

Good idea, especially considering yesterday's match results.
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Re: Not_FAO Karl and FAO: Gabe

Postby 3WE » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:55 am

Not_Karl wrote:
3WE wrote:I am spending the week with three of your fellow countrymen

Oh, I'm truly sorry. My deepest sympathies go to you.


Fernando lives in the city of Good Air.
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Re: Not_FAO Karl and FAO: Gabe

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:11 pm

3WE wrote:Fernando lives in the city of Good Air.

Nice place. Our finest forumites live there :ugeek: .
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Re: Not_FAO Karl

Postby 3WE » Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:45 pm

You are too silent in recent days.

Your bicycle vs. truck NEAR TOTAL DISASTER!!!!! and almost did dieding isn't an annual event is it?

Yo cohoelo cuidado, sin importar el número de pasajeros como lo hace Boeingeee Bobbieee.
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