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I'm going to be filthy rich

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:12 pm

Nigerian princes, winners of the cheap-composite-Eurotrash Lottery, South Africa 2010 contractors and politicians, relatives of Gaddafi, the wife of Mubarak and millionaire dying British ladies with no heirs have repeatedly let me down in the past, but this time I know it is for real. AND AEROPLANIE RELATED, so I share it with you while I send them my hard earned money.
Re:Package For Delivery

Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations, Maintenance, Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown,
PA 17057, Pennsylvania USA

Hello Good Friend

Your Abandoned Package For Delivery

I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have your trust before I reveal it to you because it may cost me my job, so I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to reveal the secret to you.

I am Mr.Charles J.Colocino Jr, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities (Operations, Maintenance, and Transportation) here at the Harrisburg International Airport, Pennsylvania USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as "MONEY" rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official documents from the United Nations office
in Geneva are tagged on it.

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you and 30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 30% share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via my private Email : ( xxxxxx@gmail.com ) for further directives.

Thanks,

Mr.Charles J.Colocino Jr

Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations,Maintenance,Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown.
PA 17057, Pennsylvania USA
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Re: I'm going to be filthy rich

Postby elaw » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:53 am

Dear Mr. Colonoscopy,

THANK YOU for contacting me about this matter! I am very excited to hear of the arrival of the package, as well as that you could lose your job.

I have an idea: to relieve you of any financial burden, how about I non pay the inspection fee of $3700USD and I just come pick up the package? That way you can continue to routinely inspect your unit and withhold checking packages and I can use the contents of the shipment to party with my buds from the Geneva UN office.

:mrgreen:
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Re: I'm going to be filthy rich

Postby flyboy2548m » Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:43 pm

Even Gabriel's English is better. Heck, 747LSD is easier to understand.
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Re: I'm going to be filthy rich

Postby J » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:22 pm

It is so easy to tell this is a fake.

Heck, One Terminal Drive, Middletown PA 17057 Pennsylvania USA is in the middle of a dirt field between the ramp and runways at HAR. If you don't believe me, check it out on google maps.

Not Karl I hope you are very careful here!

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Re: I'm going to be filthy rich

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:23 am

Not Karl I hope you are very careful here!
I fail to see anything suspicious...
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Re: I'm going to be filthy rich

Postby J » Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:38 pm

He works at JFK too!

Assistant Inspection Director
John F. Kennedy International Airport
Queens New York, 11430
United States

Hello Good Friend,

I have very vital information to give to you,

blah blah blah

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your full information as Below:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:
NEAREST AIRPORT:

blah blah blah

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via my private Email: ( charlescolocino77@gmail.com ) for further directives: You can not call me on my telephone number for it will expose me more.

Thank you.

Mr. Charles J. Colocino Jr.
Assistant Inspection Director
John F. Kennedy International Airport
Queens New York, 11430


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Re: I'm going to be filthy rich

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:01 pm

He works at JFK too!
See? He's a respectable, hard working man. There's nothing to worry about :mrgreen: .
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