Well its a new year alright, but as we nurse our sorry heads and look forward as we make another step closer to the inevitable cephalopod hegemony I think it might be time for some sober reflection of what we have discovered this last year and how small the gap is between man and squid
For this comparison I think it would be useful to compare the levels of ability between Squid and the so called leader of the free world.
Well we have learnt how squid communicate: They can turn their skin a different colour and with these form an alphabet with 14 different "letters"
https://www.wired.com/2017/02/squid-com ... -alphabet/
Amazing. Imagine if Trump had the same ability of communication? I mean he has the ability to turn bright red so he's halfway there, its just that he's lacking any sentience. I think he reacts on some primitive base instinct, for instance he sees a pussy and grabs it.
Score 1 for the squids.
Also they are able to alter their own DNA:
http://www.babwnews.com/2017/04/scienti ... discovery/
Pretty cool. Meanwhile Trump has to make do with a comb over to try and hide the sad, pathetic, bald headed dotard he really is.
Strike 2 for the Squid.
Oh and they like to paddle board & surf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27OTynwArsw
Which is way cooler then golf, a sport for the erectile dysfunctional generation such as Trump.
Squidtastic 3 for the squids
But remember between Trump & Squids its a squid eat squid world out there. and they are both coming for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRaNcUkUwg8
Laters, haters!
Annual Squid roundup 2017
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Annual Squid roundup 2017
2022: The year of the Squid Singularity
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Re: Annual Squid roundup 2017
YES!!! I've been waiting a whole year for this!
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On behalf of those without a voice - Thank You.
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Re: Annual Squid roundup 2017
You mean you're not one of the 0.0001% either?
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Squids of Bali be warned. I will be there all of February, and I eat your sort.
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