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An important announcement

Postby Verbal » Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:21 pm

This is not my demographic.

Thank you.
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Re: An important announcement

Postby J » Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:17 pm

This is not my demographic.
Thank you.
This is a very interesting assertion from our friend, Verbal.
Let's look at some recent history to better understand what is going on here. President Clinton provides the clue:
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true."
Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_ ... of_is.html

The President also spoke very clearly on the subject . In the following short video he clearly states, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinski." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBe_guezGGc

Was he speaking to The American People as so many suppose? To better understand, pay close attention to the pause between his saying, "that woman" and "Ms. Lewinski." It is clear to any observant person that President Clinton was formally speaking to Ms. Lewinski and Ms. Lewinski alone, reassuring her that he had done nothing untoward with some other woman.

Now then, lets return to Verbal's assertion that This is not my demographic. This is especially fascinating since we are not aware of anyone challenging his demographic. And, what demographic is it to which he is referring? FaceBook user? A330NEO antagonist? Boeing apologist?

You decide!

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Re: An important announcement

Postby Dummy Pilot » Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:22 pm

I've told you a million times, I don't like Jello

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Re: An important announcement

Postby J » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:01 pm

I've told you a million times, I don't like Jello
And now comes Dummy Pilot.
I cannot even begin to fathom what this means to our forum.
Taking inspiration from his avatar I turn to the script from Airplane. The only conversation remotely related to Dummy Pilot's comment is the macabre discussion of the ailment overmastering the crew in this scene:
Rumack: Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.

[Oveur does all of the above as Rumack describes each one]

Rumack: At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence

[Oveur begins to fart uncontrollably]

Rumack: Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Can others help us decipher this cryptic message?

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Re: An important announcement

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Mar 23, 2018 11:51 pm

Intriguing.
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Re: ANOTHER important announcement

Postby 3WE » Sat Mar 24, 2018 4:57 pm

Commercial Pilot, Vandelay Industries, Inc., Plant Nutrient Division.

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Re: An important announcement

Postby Ancient Mariner » Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:25 pm

I'm lost, who am I?
?

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Re: An important announcement

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:52 pm

I'm lost, who am I?
?
Karl.
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- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.

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Re: An important announcement

Postby Ancient Mariner » Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:09 am

I'm lost, who am I?
?
Karl.
Thank you, I will now inform my wife.
Karl

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Re: An important announcement

Postby monchavo » Mon Mar 26, 2018 1:02 pm

Image

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Re: An important announcement

Postby Verbal » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:01 pm

You decide!
No.

Intriguing.
No.

You're welcome.
No.

Karl.
Yes.
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Re: An important announcement

Postby 3WE » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:24 pm


No.

No.

No.

Yes.
Is that what she said?

Ocelot will really hate me now.
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Re: An important announcement

Postby Not_Karl » Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:53 pm

Karl.
Yes.
I knew it.
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Re: An important announcement

Postby Ancient Mariner » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:42 pm

Karl.
Yes.
I knew it.
Fake knews.
Per

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Re: An important announcement

Postby Sickbag » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:00 pm

Any Donkeys involved?
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Re: An important announcement

Postby Princess Leia » Sun May 06, 2018 8:29 pm

I've told you a million times, I don't like Jello
You're just one of those weirdos that only eats the skin off the top.
May a plethora of uncultivated palaeontologists raise the dead in a way that makes your blood boil


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