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Important announcement cinqo

Postby Verbal » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:09 pm

If Texas Rangers pitcher Bartolo Colon married his teammate second baseman Rougned Odor, he would be Bartolo Colon-Odor.

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Re: Important announcement cinqo

Postby flyboy2548m » Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:55 am

If Bayern's Robert Lewandowski married prospect Gina Lewandowski, their kids would be Lewandowski-Lewandowski. And probably good soccer players.
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Re: Important announcement cinqo

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:56 am

*cinco

Some years ago, at a real football cup that we probably didn't win/take part of, there was a... Polish? Czech? player named "Tomás Micola". "Tomás mi cola" means "you take my butt" ("cola" is actually tail, but here it is commonly used for butt) in Argentinian Spanish. Don't know if Nair was involved.

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Re: Important announcement cinqo

Postby Verbal » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:38 pm

if 90's TV star Lucy Lawless married 90's soccer player Alexei Lalas, she would be Lucy Lawless-Lalas.
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Re: Important announcement cinqo

Postby monchavo » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:36 pm

I went to school with a man named Johnson Johnson


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