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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:43 pm

Do you discuss me with your senior?
My who?
The bloke with four stripes on his shoulders.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby flyboy2548m » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:27 pm

Do you discuss me with your senior?
My who?
The bloke with four stripes on his shoulders.
I have better things to discuss with my Captains.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:00 am

I have better things to discuss with my Captains.
Do you often ask your captains if you can drive them to the airport?
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby flyboy2548m » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:00 pm

Do you often ask your captains if you can drive them to the airport?
No.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:48 pm

Do you often ask your captains if you can drive them to the airport?
No.
Do you often ask your captains to apply full power if you see a rampie walking behind your airplane?
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby flyboy2548m » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:16 pm

Do you often ask your captains to apply full power if you see a rampie walking behind your airplane?
And just how am I supposed to see a rampie walking behind my airplane?
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:03 am

And just how am I supposed to see a rampie walking behind my airplane?
Rearviewmirror/camera :D .
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:28 am

Do you often ask your captains if you can drive them to the airport?
No.

If you offered a ride to a captain would you put his cases in your trunk?
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:30 am

Do you often ask your captains if you can drive them to the airport?
No.
Do you often ask your captains to apply full power if you see a rampie walking behind your airplane?

A sensible rampie would not be walking behind an aircraft with its anti collison becons on, the only time I get jet blast is when dickhead QF B744 captains come into their bay and decide (against airport regulations) to 'power up' to get into the gate.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:54 am

the only time I get jet blast is when dickhead QF B744 captains come into their bay and decide (against airport regulations) to 'power up' to get into the gate.
Liar!! That would require an aircraft with working engines, clearly not the case with Qantas' 747s :mrgreen:.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:15 am

the only time I get jet blast is when dickhead QF B744 captains come into their bay and decide (against airport regulations) to 'power up' to get into the gate.
Liar!! That would require an aircraft with working engines, clearly not the case with Qantas' 747s :mrgreen:.

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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:12 pm

Do you have junk in your trunk?
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby flyboy2548m » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:40 pm

Do you have junk in your trunk?
No.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:20 am

Can you give me some advice on RHD to CHD (Correct Hand Drive) conversions?
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby flyboy2548m » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:41 am

Can you give me some advice on RHD to CHD (Correct Hand Drive) conversions?
Gladly. I suggest you contact the Electic Horseman and/or his buddy Horscht. Before you do, however, be sure to purchase a full set of gay metric tools.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:00 am

Can you give me some advice on RHD to CHD (Correct Hand Drive) conversions?
Gladly. I suggest you contact the Electic Horseman and/or his buddy Horscht. Before you do, however, be sure to purchase a full set of gay metric tools.
Thank you. We use gay metric system here :D.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:55 am

Do you have junk in your trunk?
No.
Why do you lie?
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby Melissa » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:05 am

Do you have junk in your trunk?
No.
Why do you lie?
Sure got quiet in here all of a sudden.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby flyboy2548m » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:08 am

Do you have junk in your trunk?
No.
Why do you lie?
About what?
"Lav sinks on 737 Max are too small"

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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:14 am

About what?
You have junk in your trunk........................so Ive been told......................ring any bells????
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:16 am


Sure got quiet in here all of a sudden.
Indeed. The ISGPOTM is sorely missed :(.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby flyboy2548m » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:23 am

About what?
You have junk in your trunk........................so Ive been told......................ring any bells????
Not really.
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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby flyboy2548m » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:23 am


Sure got quiet in here all of a sudden.
Indeed. The ISGPOTM is sorely missed :(.
Concur.
"Lav sinks on 737 Max are too small"

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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:39 am

About what?
You have junk in your trunk........................so Ive been told......................ring any bells????
Not really.
Why do you lie?
"We are running an airline not a circus," - Qantas spokeswoman

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Re: Christmas Answer Sale

Postby B77W-QOTS » Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:40 am


Sure got quiet in here all of a sudden.
Indeed. The ISGPOTM is sorely missed :(.
I believe the great one is rather busy these days.
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