Frightend of flying Donkey

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Frightend of flying Donkey

Postby Sickbag » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:45 pm

I'm frightend of flying donkeys. Any advice?
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Re: Frightend of flying Donkey

Postby Marc 1 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:56 am

Yes. Don't fly them.

They have a worse safety record than cheap composite plastic crackerjacks.

Hope this helps.

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Re: Frightend of flying Donkey

Postby sindeewell » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:11 pm

I'm sure the donkey is more afraid of you than you are of it Sickbag. :D
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Re: Frightend of flying Donkey

Postby Ancient Mariner » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:39 am

Sickbag wrote:I'm frightend of flying donkeys. Any advice?


Nothing a bottle of Akevitt would not cure. Said bottle to be inhaled in less than 30 mins. Good luck and the result on a postcard, please.
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Re: Frightend of flying Donkey

Postby Sir Gallivant » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:45 am

But don't mail the postcard, puke doesn't smell good in the letterbox.
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Re: Frightend of flying Donkey

Postby Ancient Mariner » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:36 pm

Sir Gallivant wrote:But don't mail the postcard, puke doesn't smell good in the letterbox.

Concur.
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Re: Frightend of flying Donkey

Postby Not_Karl » Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:52 pm

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