737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:54 pm

The latest news: Some fun internal e-mails of peons calling leadership "Squid supervised by donkeys".
Fixed.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Gabriel » Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:13 pm

I deny any involvement.
Are you the clown or the monkey?

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:56 pm

The latest news: Some fun internal e-mails of peons calling leadership "Donkeys supervised by squid while riding and eating humans".
Fixed.
No,

Now it's Fixed
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Verbal » Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:21 pm

Are you the clown or the monkey?
Yes.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Sickbag » Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:32 pm

Any Monkeyclowns involved?
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Verbal » Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:03 pm

Any Monkeyclowns involved?
No.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby elaw » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:03 pm

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:17 pm

Eric: Linky to The Onion
There was another article: "CEO admits that the addition of a self-destruct feature may have been a mistake". Within that article it says that if they DO continue to have the feature, they might consider that it operates from a guarded switch. Not the exact words, BUT, Oh, the ironing!
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby elaw » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:30 pm

Of course certain individuals there would say that all current airliners have a "self-destruct feature" and that is the people that occupy the cockpit. :roll:
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Gabriel » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:33 pm

Eric: Linky to The Onion
There was another article: "CEO admits that the addition of a self-destruct feature may have been a mistake". Within that article it says that if they DO continue to have the feature, they might consider that it operates from a guarded switch. Not the exact words, BUT, Oh, the ironing!
https://www.theonion.com/boeing-ceo-adm ... 1835588384

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:35 pm

Quote=Gabriel: "I defend Trump"
:lol:
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Gabriel » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:42 pm

Quote=Gabriel: "I defend Trump"
:lol:
In some way, yes. Even I can't believe it.

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby elaw » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:46 pm

It's really not that surprising. People who always try to do the right thing will still from time to time mess up and do something wrong. Therefore it stands to reason that someone who always tries to do the wrong thing will from time to time mess up and do something right. :mrgreen:
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Gabriel » Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:23 am

It's really not that surprising. People who always try to do the right thing will still from time to time mess up and do something wrong. Therefore it stands to reason that someone who always tries to do the wrong thing will from time to time mess up and do something right. :mrgreen:
It is not so much that he did or didn't do the right thing. Time will tell.
But what he definitively did NOT do is shoot down the Ukrainian 737.

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:07 pm

It's really not that surprising. People who always try to do the right thing will still from time to time mess up and do something wrong. Therefore it stands to reason that someone who always tries to do the wrong thing will from time to time mess up and do something right. :mrgreen:
It is not so much that he did or didn't do the right thing. Time will tell.
But what he definitively did NOT do is shoot down the Ukrainian 737.
He shares some responsibility...just like the act of takeoff is a contributing factor for almost all plane crashes...BUT God forbid THEY be anything BUT black and white (Evanie especially- but TeeVee too- You are Guilty or not guilty...court adjourned).
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